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Who should be next England manager. Ridiculous answers please

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Morning everyone

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By *asterMeliodasMan  over a year ago

Newmill

The only viable candidate is quite clearly Mr Blobby.

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Rishi Sunak is looking for work…..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ronnie Pickerin’

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Brendan McCullum, get a bit of Baz ball in the footy.

B

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ronnie Pickerin’"
do people know who he is John

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By *arkSovereignMan  over a year ago

Lancashire

The one pound fish guy. He needs to make a return

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By *oofy321Man  over a year ago

moon base zero

Wonko

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By *ggdrasil66Man  over a year ago

Saltdean

Boy George…

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By *otsossieMan  over a year ago

Chesterfield

Essex_Tom. It’s all over the news.

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By *lappyMan  over a year ago

Manchester

the zoo keeper from Chester zones used to working with 3 lions ??

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By *ifeforelivingMan  over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Kier starma once he's fucked up the country he can fuck up the national football team to

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

From what I heard yesterday everybody I work with, everybody down the pub on Sunday night and of course me.

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By *ggdrasil66Man  over a year ago

Saltdean


"Kier starma once he's fucked up the country he can fuck up the national football team to "

Please no!

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By *r CheeseMan  over a year ago

742 Evergreen Terrace

If you want a manager who is too cautious, stays loyal to players who are past it, andhas zero charisma, you're welcome to Steve Clarke.

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By *immyinreadingMan  over a year ago

henley on thames

Sam allardyce

… oh no, the FA beat me to it

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By *abluesbabyMan  over a year ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

Rodri

PS - Hope he gets a "warm welcome" from the terraces of England next season cos he ain't welcome here on the Rock Haha!

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By *nnCeeWoman  over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"The only viable candidate is quite clearly Mr Blobby."

Dammit...

First who sprang to mind...

I second this vote!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Me

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By *zeroMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

Mike Bassett

4 4 fucking 2

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rish Sunak. Allegedly he always has a plan and he’s free now.

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Jesus

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By *ockey64Man  over a year ago

Gloucester

Has to be a woman. They all over men’s sport now

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

Ron Manager 'jumpers for goal posts marvellous!'

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Vince McMahon with Brock Lesnar as head coach.

No more player egos - The players will do exactly the fuck as they’re told for fear of either a Suplex City or else Vince taking an impromptu shit upon their heads.

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By *abluesbabyMan  over a year ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London


"Has to be a woman. They all over men’s sport now "

Are they??? I thought it was the other way round??? Well... that's what JK Rowling and Martina Navratilova etc... keep telling us!

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Donald Trump

That we can always pretend that actually we did win the euros.

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman  over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

As a compliment non football fan I think I could give it a go either that or Beaker from the Muppets

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Pope, then we might have God on our side (well, one of the gods maybe!)

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By *punkyMcFuckKnuckleMan  over a year ago

Kilmarnock

Got to be Boris. Imagine the post match press conferences.

Or gazza. Please god give it to gazza.

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By *till gameMan  over a year ago

Oldham

Gary lineker, he already runs the bbc , so am sure he could manage a football team

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ed Miliband.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gareth Southgate

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford


"Mike Bassett

4 4 fucking 2"

m

What I was gonna say

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Paddy mc Guinness

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By *till gameMan  over a year ago

Oldham

Alan Carr he might take after his dad

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By *he love catsCouple  over a year ago

South Wales


"Ronnie Pickerin’do people know who he is John "

Ronnie fucking Pickering

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By *ornyguyMan  over a year ago

Hillsborough, NI

Ted Lasso

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By *issmorganWoman  over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Liz Truss

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Barry from Eastenders

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ozzie Osborne

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not wonko

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By *icolerobbieCouple  over a year ago

walsall

Tommy Brown, with Syd Preston as his head coach. He’d have Billy Thomson up front, with the large breasted redskin winger and Shakey in midfield.

Unstoppable

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Fozzy Bear ......wacker wacker

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By *he turned me GreyCouple  over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

My momma

Mr

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By *eliz NelsonMan  over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Mike Bassett

4 4 fucking 2m

What I was gonna say "

I concur!! plus have not seen Ricky Tomlinson working for a while, he must be available

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By *ust RachelTV/TS  over a year ago

Crawley Down

Boris Johnson, after all he did get brexit done.

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By *lack beauty 35Woman  over a year ago

West midlands


"The only viable candidate is quite clearly Mr Blobby."
you beat me to it lol

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By *artorialMan  over a year ago

weymouth

Me coz I know fuck all about football and could bring a different perspective - plus I'd like the salary

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Rod Jane and Freddy

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By *ivilised matureMan  over a year ago

East Sheen/ Barnes

The self proclaimed Idi Amin?

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By *he turned me GreyCouple  over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

Ronnie Pickering

Mr

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By *ivilised matureMan  over a year ago

East Sheen/ Barnes

Or Jamie Murrays mum

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Patsy Stone. 100%

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By *ltrMan  over a year ago

sheffield

Simon Cowell iam sure he could do it not doing anything else is he

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would say the Young Bucks. But they couldn't manage a fucking Target

*Waits for absolutely no one to get that reference*

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS  over a year ago

lanson

Sam allerdyce

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden

Billy the Fish

Or if he isn't available, Sir Clive Woodward.

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By *ondiego85Man  over a year ago

nottingham

Boris Johnson

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By *till gameMan  over a year ago

Oldham

Neil warnock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The lady who runs the womens team.

Well at least she knows how to get her team to play as a team and win finals.

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By *zeroMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I would say the Young Bucks. But they couldn't manage a fucking Target

*Waits for absolutely no one to get that reference*"

Said by someone who was old and tired and worked with fucking children?

Maybe CM Punk should be England manager

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By *ortySwitchMan  over a year ago

london


"Liz Truss "

Congratulations on winning Fab this week! Have a prize

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I would say the Young Bucks. But they couldn't manage a fucking Target

*Waits for absolutely no one to get that reference*

Said by someone who was old and tired and worked with fucking children?

Maybe CM Punk should be England manager"

Yay! You did get it a pipe bomb of him digging out the FA would be something to behold!

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By *zeroMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I would say the Young Bucks. But they couldn't manage a fucking Target

*Waits for absolutely no one to get that reference*

Said by someone who was old and tired and worked with fucking children?

Maybe CM Punk should be England manager

Yay! You did get it a pipe bomb of him digging out the FA would be something to behold!"

Post match press conference

"What did I do? To have an empty headed dumb fuck like Kane go missing in the game? Hmm?"

(Bites into another muffin)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I would say the Young Bucks. But they couldn't manage a fucking Target

*Waits for absolutely no one to get that reference*

Said by someone who was old and tired and worked with fucking children?

Maybe CM Punk should be England manager

Yay! You did get it a pipe bomb of him digging out the FA would be something to behold!

Post match press conference

"What did I do? To have an empty headed dumb fuck like Kane go missing in the game? Hmm?"

(Bites into another muffin)"

Phil Foden shares a bank account with his mother. That tells you all you need to know about him

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By *tevexixMan  over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Not harry kane thats for sure the lazy twat !!??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I would say the Young Bucks. But they couldn't manage a fucking Target

*Waits for absolutely no one to get that reference*

Said by someone who was old and tired and worked with fucking children?

Maybe CM Punk should be England manager"

CM Punk only if Drew McIntyre storms his press conference bitching that it should have been him

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By *i-Guy-75Man  over a year ago

travel

Nigel Farage, his team could play far right wing in their tactics, along with his hatred for Europeans we won’t want to be beaten

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By *veryday_Couple_NextdoorCouple  over a year ago

Bristol

Jay slaters Shoes

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Stamford

Joey Essex

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fernando Santos. He took the job in the country he didn't care for, didn't speak the language of, and proceeded to cock it up for a nice chunk of change. He's definitely qualified.

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By *he KakapoMan  over a year ago

A nice rock


"Nigel Farage, his team could play far right wing in their tactics, along with his hatred for Europeans we won’t want to be beaten"

Wouldn't he just propose pulling out of the whole thing.

Although....

Watching England figure out how to lose a tournament containing just Scotland and Wales wouldn't be fucking hilarious

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By *ougarsilkWoman  over a year ago

Pleasure heaven

Joey Barton

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

David Brent gets my vote

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By *rimal InstinctCouple  over a year ago

Carlisle


"Morning everyone "

Mr Bean

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The tub of lard that stood in for a politician on have I got news for you once

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By *ffervescentMan  over a year ago

winfrith

I'd plump for Allie McCoist he did such a great job commentating on Englands success throughout the Euros campaign.

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By *eronikapaulCouple  over a year ago

Reading


"Donald Trump

That we can always pretend that actually we did win the euros. "

I do hope this isn't going the way of not enough shots on target...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Just me. If the players don't fuck me right, they get pulled off

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS  over a year ago

The Lake District

The Wealdstone Raider,check him out on YouTube

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By *nnCeeWoman  over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Angela Rippon

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By *eliz NelsonMan  over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Just me. If the players don't fuck me right, they get pulled off"

If they get 'pulled off!' by you, then they are avoiding and excess exertions! And they did say they were tired! Good plan but maybe flawed

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By *eading beddingMan  over a year ago

Berks

Nate the Great, assisted by Roy Kent

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By *yeSureMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

Martha - Baby Reindeer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Noddy

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By *uke OzadeMan  over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Pliers with Chaka Demus as assistant manager

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