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By *ad Nanna OP Woman 45 weeks ago

East London

I got one today offering a prostate shrinker.

If I had a prostate, I'm not sure I'd want to shrink it.

Wonder if it works on haemorrhoids.

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By *eordieJeansCouple 45 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I just get offered Eastern European brides and erection pills.

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By *ickshawedCouple 45 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

My husband had one through the post a few days ago for Pure Cremations. I did laugh, but he's only 6 months older than me. Do they know something I don't?

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman 45 weeks ago

East London

"I just get offered Eastern European brides and erection pills. "

I've had them too. I sometimes wonder if I've been flagged as a male somewhere.

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman 45 weeks ago

East London

"My husband had one through the post a few days ago for Pure Cremations. I did laugh, but he's only 6 months older than me. Do they know something I don't?

I felt a bit sad when I hit 50 and started getting the life insurance spam through my letterbox.

Now I get ads for comfy shoes, on Facebook

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 45 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

I get the threatening ones, demanding money. They say they've been watching my Internet browsing history thru a trojan on my computer.

They threatened release pics of me masturbating to nasty porn to everyone i know.

The demand has been written thru a translator uses weird terms which make me chuckle.

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By *ib.Man 45 weeks ago

Hampshire

I don't get junk mail.

I feel so left out.

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago

"I just get offered Eastern European brides and erection pills. "

Can I get a link for those? I can trade you hair growth treatment from mine

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By *till gameMan 45 weeks ago

Oldham

Not an email , but I keep getting phone calls from an energy specialist, they waffle on , then ask if I’d be interested in solar panels.

I say yes but how does that work with a ground floor flat

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago

"I get the threatening ones, demanding money. They say they've been watching my Internet browsing history thru a trojan on my computer.

They threatened release pics of me masturbating to nasty porn to everyone i know.

The demand has been written thru a translator uses weird terms which make me chuckle.

Just pay the money and I'll delete the content, swingster

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman 45 weeks ago

East London

"I don't get junk mail.

I feel so left out.

My email address has probably been sold hundreds of times over.

I give it out willy nilly.

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman 45 weeks ago

East London

"I get the threatening ones, demanding money. They say they've been watching my Internet browsing history thru a trojan on my computer.

They threatened release pics of me masturbating to nasty porn to everyone i know.

The demand has been written thru a translator uses weird terms which make me chuckle.

I had one of those. I don't masturbate, so I'm safe

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By *ustMe1982Man 45 weeks ago

Here, there and everywhere inbetween

"I get the threatening ones, demanding money. They say they've been watching my Internet browsing history thru a trojan on my computer.

They threatened release pics of me masturbating to nasty porn to everyone i know.

The demand has been written thru a translator uses weird terms which make me chuckle.

Just pay the money and I'll delete the content, swingster "

DON'T PAY THE MONEY!!! Just send us all the pics and videos then they won't be able to black mail you

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