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Wolf Threat from EU

By *ssex_tom OP Man over a year ago

Chelmsford

Reports that last year the EU leader, Von de Leyen, lost her pony Dolly to a wolf that crept into the pony's enclosure at night and savagely killed Dolly with no remorse. Now is it a coincidence that the EU is relaxing the protections on these beasts. They will be culled in many countries. But who is more cunning, the wolf or these buggers that run the EU. Tom does not trust a wolf and does not trust the EU. They are like two peas in a pod.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s all over the Awwwooooooooos

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

How long before we see a dinghy of wolves arrive at the White Cliffs of Dover ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This sort of thinking got us the most incompetent government ever: knocked thousands of people's pensions, increased their mortgages and no doubt killed a good few in the pandemic.

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By *he National ThrustMan over a year ago

Horsham, Sussex

I saw a werewolf drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect....

He said he'd had to give up pony, gave him kidney stones or summat.

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

" and no doubt killed a good few in the pandemic.

Covid victims mauled by wolves ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" and no doubt killed a good few in the pandemic.

Covid victims mauled by wolves ?"

More the mistrust of the EU part that led to idiots like Johnson and Truss actually handling levers of power.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apologies for getting heavy on a light hearted thread

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

He said he'd had to give up pony, gave him kidney stones or summat."

It gave him the trots

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By *ssex_tom OP Man over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Apologies for getting heavy on a light hearted thread"

No need to apologize. But remember. If these re wilding types ge their way then Cumbria is a prime site for these evil buggers

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

" If these re wilding types ge their way then Cumbria is a prime site for these evil buggers"

Cockermouth ?

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By *vaRoseWoman over a year ago

Ankh-Morpork

I’m not sure a wolf would be capable of feeling remorse. They’re a wild animal and we need to stop attributing human feelings to them.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

Politics Tom, politics..

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By *icolerobbieCouple over a year ago

walsall

He said he'd had to give up pony, gave him kidney stones or summat.

It gave him the trots

And we have a winner….

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It’s actually a Lycanthrope conspiracy; the powers that be are presently covering up the horrific preternatural truth so as not to panic EU citizens.

Dave down the pub told me this and Dave never lies.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tom, maybe you should go over to Europe to actually explore this in person (trust you have your UKIP purple passport)

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

Wolves are beautiful creatures.

I wouldn't want one as a pet though

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By *entleman of FortuneMan over a year ago

Hull

"Apologies for getting heavy on a light hearted thread

No need to apologize. But remember. If these re wilding types ge their way then Cumbria is a prime site for these evil buggers"

Are you seriously applying human traits to an animal anthropomorphizing them? That's always dangerous to ascribe human traits to nature.

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By *entleman of FortuneMan over a year ago

Hull

"I’m not sure a wolf would be capable of feeling remorse. They’re a wild animal and we need to stop attributing human feelings to them. "

Exactly

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple over a year ago

Norwich

We took the land from so many animals. Feel like

It’s only fair if we cage animals that some may eat they take advantage. Similar to foxes here or big cats in Africa.

We have to learn to live along wildlife, and if they are encroaching on our towns and communities maybe that should be the lesson?

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