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By *ir tootMan 51 weeks ago
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"Oo I know this one! Tried and tested: About 12 hours before meeting, drink an entire jar of honey. I know it sounds mad but it definitely works. Season with lavender for the win."
Mate I'm trying to look after my teeth here!
Man i love honey though.. |
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"Oo I know this one! Tried and tested: About 12 hours before meeting, drink an entire jar of honey. I know it sounds mad but it definitely works. Season with lavender for the win."
Follow this with a call to your GP stating - im a diabetic…. I wasnt about 5 mins ago but i definitely am now!  |
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"Oo I know this one! Tried and tested: About 12 hours before meeting, drink an entire jar of honey. I know it sounds mad but it definitely works. Season with lavender for the win.
Mate I'm trying to look after my teeth here!
Man i love honey though.."
I fuckin' knew you were actually Winnie the Pooh in disguise |
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"Any of the tropical fruits seem to have the effect you’re looking for… except vomit fruit.. probably not that!!  "
Are you referring to Durian? It's pretty potent stuff... Smell comes out of your pores, never mind spunk...
I've been told eat a whole bunch of celery. Not only does it make your spunk taste fresh, but loads too, apparently. Anyone care to try this out? I'll have my clipboard ready to do the assessment. |
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By *ir tootMan 51 weeks ago
Raccoon city |
"Oo I know this one! Tried and tested: About 12 hours before meeting, drink an entire jar of honey. I know it sounds mad but it definitely works. Season with lavender for the win.
Mate I'm trying to look after my teeth here!
Man i love honey though..
I fuckin' knew you were actually Winnie the Pooh in disguise"
Maybe, I do get abit rumbly in the tumbly sometimes.. |
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"Oo I know this one! Tried and tested: About 12 hours before meeting, drink an entire jar of honey. I know it sounds mad but it definitely works. Season with lavender for the win.
Mate I'm trying to look after my teeth here!
Man i love honey though.."
The trick is to swallow not gargle lol |
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I've noticed a difference when my parter has eaten strawberries and watermelon. Being well-hydrated really helps too.
Smoking makes it taste worse, as does garlic, curry, whisky, brandy, sprouts and chilli. |
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"I've noticed a difference when my parter has eaten strawberries and watermelon. Being well-hydrated really helps too.
Smoking makes it taste worse, as does garlic, curry, whisky, brandy, sprouts and chilli."
That sounds like swallowing a fart after a lads night out finishing in an exclusive gentlemans club!! In my opinion…  |
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"I've noticed a difference when my parter has eaten strawberries and watermelon. Being well-hydrated really helps too.
Smoking makes it taste worse, as does garlic, curry, whisky, brandy, sprouts and chilli.
That sounds like swallowing a fart after a lads night out finishing in an exclusive gentlemans club!! In my opinion… "
In your experience of swallowing farts? |
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By *ir tootMan 51 weeks ago
Raccoon city |
"Oo I know this one! Tried and tested: About 12 hours before meeting, drink an entire jar of honey. I know it sounds mad but it definitely works. Season with lavender for the win.
Mate I'm trying to look after my teeth here!
Man i love honey though..
The trick is to swallow not gargle lol"
Haha true that |
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"I've noticed a difference when my parter has eaten strawberries and watermelon. Being well-hydrated really helps too.
Smoking makes it taste worse, as does garlic, curry, whisky, brandy, sprouts and chilli."
Imagine the chilli might add some pepper to the mix.. |
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"I've noticed a difference when my parter has eaten strawberries and watermelon. Being well-hydrated really helps too.
Smoking makes it taste worse, as does garlic, curry, whisky, brandy, sprouts and chilli."
Well that's me knackered. Must eat chilli, garlic or curry at least 5x a week.
Always thought mine tasted alreet though 👀 |
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