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By (user no longer on site) OP 28 weeks ago
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Drop your size below. But not in inches or cm or mm. |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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Half cucumber 🥒 |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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About as long as a piece of string |
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By *ags73Man 28 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
Fits an average woman’s mouth |
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By *ags73Man 28 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"161111/1000000ths of a yard."
A yard can be figured from inches |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 28 weeks ago
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"Half cucumber 🥒"
my penis is yours ❤️
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By (user no longer on site) OP 28 weeks ago
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"About as long as a piece of string "
small but shout out short kings
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Bigger than some, but smaller than others  |
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By *indergirlWoman 28 weeks ago
somewhere, someplace |
Bigger than a 🥕 but not quite a 🍆 |
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By *ags73Man 28 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"Bigger than a 🥕 but not quite a 🍆"
As long as you have fun with yours |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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I can wrap two hands around it….i have small hands😞 |
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By *ags73Man 28 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"I can wrap two hands around it….i have small hands😞"
Small hands beats my paws on mine |
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Enough to make her twitch and toes curl |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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Medium chastity cage. |
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Larger than average, (based on ones I have had) |
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The same size as a tennis racket handle |
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Mine is about the size of a penis |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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Cheese string |
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Size is just a number..
It’s how it is used.. |
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By *pandjMan 28 weeks ago
Sparkford |
One of my colleagues has the size of his flaccid penis tattooed on his hip.
In nautical miles |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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"Size is just a number..."
Like age then? Except when it isn’t  |
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Thick enough to over fill a mouth and long enough to tickle their tonsils |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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Enough to fill a pram and make a mother outta someone |
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iPhone 13 Pro Max…
With case on. |
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Why would I even know that, it’s like asking me to measure my toes.
The mr |
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"Why would I even know that, it’s like asking me to measure my toes.
The mr "
Both my hands and a mouth full of bell end 😂
I've measured it 😜
Mrs |
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A bottle and 1/2 of vanilla flavoured Yazoo. |
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"Why would I even know that, it’s like asking me to measure my toes.
The mr
Both my hands and a mouth full of bell end 😂
I've measured it 😜
Mrs "
You are strange.
The mr |
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By *ossssMan 28 weeks ago
North East of England |
That little tickle in ur throat |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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No lynx cans or sky remotes? |
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By *usie pTV/TS 28 weeks ago
taunton |
Snack size cadbury fudge bar but much harder |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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When I’m skinny, about 8-9in.
When I’m fat, about 6in
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"No lynx cans or sky remotes? "
Will a Firestick remote do? |
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Never ever measured mine. I know certain people can add extra length to mine if they are extra naughty lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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Two hand and thumb |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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Nearly an XXL Lynx Can |
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By *ripfillMan 28 weeks ago
Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant |
The size of an expensive firework 🧨 |
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Two hands……..oh & a mouth it hath grown somewhat  |
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Just past the point gagging starts. |
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"Just under A2. The long edge"
A5 I meant  |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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"Non existent "
Feel free to borrow mine.
It's the size of my pet, but I shan't tell you whether I've got a guinea pig or a goldfish  |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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enough to do the job |
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Big enough to fill a pram and loose my house and car lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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Not had any complaints yet |
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Big enough so I don’t piss on my shoes |
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By *Bear59Man 28 weeks ago
North Brum |
Big enough to see over my belly |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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"More than 6 skittles in a row "
Liar |
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By *hesblokeMan 28 weeks ago
Derbyshire village |
Bit more than that but not as much as THAT. |
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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago
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I'd say it has to be bigger than 3 tic tacs at least |
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2 Sanex roll ons, with a bit of change. |
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"More than 6 skittles in a row
Liar "
I have 7 skittles that say otherwise! |
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By *im le2Man 19 weeks ago
AYLESTONE |
Just a nice mouthful without gagging too much. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 19 weeks ago
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Around two clenched fists one on top of the other. |
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By *ild_oatsMan 19 weeks ago
the land of saints & sinners |
Never had any complaints |
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I always call mine, upper average.
But I'm starting to think it's actually on the large side.
But then again there's some huge monster out there. |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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Half a subway |
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By *ripfillMan 19 weeks ago
Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant |
Erect and into a pint glass ( a straight one no handles ) it displaces a third of a pint approx
Eureka ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 18 weeks ago
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"Gloglugluglu "
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng |
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By *mf123Man 18 weeks ago
with one foot out the door |
A stretch of string long |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 18 weeks ago
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"AFAB"
Is that like ACAB?
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Mine is 4 inches, but some girls like it that wide |
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By *WANDTGCouple 18 weeks ago
Borough of Greenwich |
Same reply to how longs a piece of string. Equal to it's centre. |
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80 percent of a sky+ HD remote |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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2 hands and a bit  |
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The length of a standard greeting card envelope
Standard electronic tablet
The length of a standard issue pencil
Small plate
Medium sized book
(Americans will use anything but the metric system)
- Bruce
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I'm longer than 2 whole inches!  |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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2 hands and a head poking out. |
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By *ambi4uMan 18 weeks ago
Saint Helens |
Not as big as a tube of pringles |
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Kitchen tongs or a standard dinner plate |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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Won't fit through the cardboard of toilet roll |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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No complaints yet |
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By *it4uMan 18 weeks ago
Brighton / Eastbourne / SW France |
No complaints just winces |
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Piece of string with a boxing glove on the end.
🥊
One of those you hang in the car though |
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Big enough to make a thud sound when my Lovehoney order landed on the front doormat  🍆 |
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"Big enough to make a thud sound when my Lovehoney order landed on the front doormat 🍆 "
Pendulous and elephantine then 🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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She wishes I was bigger lol |
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Like a highland yak! Just a very very young one 🤣 |
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A bit bigger than the small rulers we had when we were going to school |
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Enough to hit the back of the throat xx |
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It's all to do with who you are...
It's all to do with penis size and cars |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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Walking stick size |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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It's the length of a I phone 7😂😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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A carrot lol |
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"Belly button touching size"
or touching the bottom of a pint glass  |
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I'd undo your jeans rub my face on your bulge...feel it get hard take off your boxers. Kiss your cock and chest... Lick and tease the tip of your cock. Then put your throbbing cock in my mouth. Hear you moan and enjoy it... Id suck on it up and down like a lollipop. Rub it on my lips, slap it on my tongue then spit on it and suck it sloppy xx |
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It’s about this long or short you decide |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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Always knew I should have took a picture with the sky remote or deodorant can🤣 Now I know why they do it |
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It's more gherkin than cucumber but still tasty (if you like gherkins) |
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By *obdukesMan 18 weeks ago
small village north dublin |
Fire stick remote |
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By *hirleyMan 18 weeks ago
somewhere |
"It's more gherkin than cucumber but still tasty (if you like gherkins)"
Gherkins are cucumbers though? |
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By *afkaMan 18 weeks ago
Nottingham (ish) |
Two ladies hands |
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"It's more gherkin than cucumber but still tasty (if you like gherkins)
Gherkins are cucumbers though?"
Ok more chipolata than sausage. |
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Big enough to hit the back of your throat  |
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By *vaRoseWoman 18 weeks ago
Ankh-Morpork |
I’ve decided to only accept measurements in mint polo’s from now on.
How many polos long, how many around |
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smashed a few cervix's in my time....🥪 |
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By *enk15Man 18 weeks ago
Evesham |
About the size of a dwarf mongoose. |
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"I’ve decided to only accept measurements in mint polo’s from now on.
How many polos long, how many around"
Fruity polos don’t count then |
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"I’ve decided to only accept measurements in mint polo’s from now on.
How many polos long, how many around"
I’ll get back to you on that 😂😂😂 |
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By *vaRoseWoman 18 weeks ago
Ankh-Morpork |
"I’ve decided to only accept measurements in mint polo’s from now on.
How many polos long, how many around
Fruity polos don’t count then "
Nope, they get too sticky |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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"I’ve decided to only accept measurements in mint polo’s from now on.
How many polos long, how many around
Fruity polos don’t count then
Nope, they get too sticky "
They aren't the only thing |
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"I’ve decided to only accept measurements in mint polo’s from now on.
How many polos long, how many around"
Mine's the length ot 2348 polo holes. |
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By *vaRoseWoman 18 weeks ago
Ankh-Morpork |
"I’ve decided to only accept measurements in mint polo’s from now on.
How many polos long, how many around
Mine's the length ot 2348 polo holes."
I think someone is fibbing
That’s nearly 61 ft 🤣 |
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"I’ve decided to only accept measurements in mint polo’s from now on.
How many polos long, how many around
Mine's the length ot 2348 polo holes.
I think someone is fibbing
That’s nearly 61 ft 🤣"
Oh, I forgot the decimal point, chuck it in between the 2 and the 3 👍🏼 |
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By *vaRoseWoman 18 weeks ago
Ankh-Morpork |
"I’ve decided to only accept measurements in mint polo’s from now on.
How many polos long, how many around
Mine's the length ot 2348 polo holes.
I think someone is fibbing
That’s nearly 61 ft 🤣
Oh, I forgot the decimal point, chuck it in between the 2 and the 3 👍🏼"
😛 |
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Big enough to have filled 3 prams |
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Like my effort at work today, below average! |
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