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By (user no longer on site) OP    27 weeks ago

If you had a shit super power what would it be?

As an example, you can fly but only when it is pissing with rain or you can turn invisible but every step you take sounds like a clown horn.

What would yours be?

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By *ir tootMan 27 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Hindsight.

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By *ripfillMan 27 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Falling asleep too easily… that would be my crap super power

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By *ir tootMan 27 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Manipulating and creating flames, but your extremely scared of fire.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 27 weeks ago

Ipswich

To see the future

Only works for ten minutes though

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

The most amazing singing voice, like Terry Pratchett's Agnes Nitt, but only when nobody is around to listen.

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By *ir tootMan 27 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"To see the future

Only works for ten minutes though "

That doesn't That bad actually, even a minute would br strong.

Unless you only get a minute of time over the course of your life?

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By *orningcoffee9Man 27 weeks ago

Manchester

To have the powers of Spider man but I can only shoot webs out of my ass

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 27 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I can turn myself from a male to the appearance of a female in the twinkling of an hour or 2...

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan 27 weeks ago

Always on the move

Ability to see through walls, but every time you do, you get pink eye.

Leap buildings with a single bound, but then you can't walk for a week.

Can breath underwater, but only up to 2 feet deep.

Run faster than a speeding bullet, but get terrible athletes foot.

Impervious skin, but gets sunburn easily

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By *eroLondonMan 27 weeks ago

Mayfair


"If you had a shit super power what would it be?"

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The ability to defecate within seconds and not minutes.

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By *imples24Man 27 weeks ago

tamworth

Breathe fire like a dragon but only when you sneezed 🤷‍♂️

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

Teleport but it’s pot luck where you arrive

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

Have the ability of having no odour

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By *ools and the brainCouple 27 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Being able to talk very quietly.

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By *otyouraverageguyMan 27 weeks ago

west mids & n wales

A hand made of ham that regrows when eaten

An armpit that dispenses sun cream

Both courtesy of RHLSTP!

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By *rSircumsizedMan 27 weeks ago

Newport

Teleportation, but it only sends you to Boris Johnsons sex dungeon. (If he has one).

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By *cotsman269Man 27 weeks ago

Falkirk

Ability to make yourself rich……

But die after it

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By *ippingDeeplyMan 27 weeks ago

Bath

Fart glitter

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By *ackformore100Man 27 weeks ago

Tin town

Everything you touch gets bigger.

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