Dad jokes

By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago

What do you call a gay unicycle?

A bicycle!

By *emonochromeMan 39 weeks ago

Watford

What’s the difference between a hippo and zippo?

Ones really heavy and the other ones a little lighter

By *enelope2UWoman 39 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

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A gummy bear

By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

How do you get Pikachu on a bus

Pokémon

By *ire_thornMan 39 weeks ago

Sol The Narion system

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

Why are Pokémon no good at hide and seek.

Because they Pikachu

By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

I went to an archeology party where everyone was looking for the remains of a lower leg. It was quite the shindig.

By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

Told my sister that I bought a car made out of spaghetti, but she didn’t believe me.

You should have seen her face when I drove pasta

By *enrietteandSamCouple 39 weeks ago

Brum

Joe.

I don’t care what nanna says… with jokes like that I’d bottom for you any day