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By *r Sxx OP Man 37 weeks ago

Kent

Bit of fun

Describe your job poorly.

My two jobs -

I touch people and make them very happy or cause them pain

And

I teach people to not crash into trees as much

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By *NormalMan01Man 37 weeks ago

Harrogate

I type words for people to read.

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan 37 weeks ago

Always on the move

I do forced fun

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By *enk15Man 37 weeks ago

Evesham

My job is to solve problems people didn’t know they had in ways they don’t care about or understand.

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

I nod my head and smile at disrespectful people, while giving them exactly what they asked for.

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By *he AmbassadorMan 37 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

I make Drugs, or more to the point,I make them safe for ye to take,

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Turn up, clock in, compete jobs then leave 😁😂

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

I keep people cool in the summer and warm in the winter

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By *ansoffateMan 37 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I do a bunch of stuff and get paid for it.

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Where the fuck is the 10mm?!

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By *rHotNottsMan 37 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’m not working, but in my last proper job I helped the people who did the real work to do it better and be happy.

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Flirt with them

Paperwork completed

Steal their money

Log off

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By *adbod2godbodMan 37 weeks ago

Manchester

Ask for thing. Get thing. Take thing back to work.

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By *icecouple561Couple 37 weeks ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Think about something then do it

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

I help people out

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

I look after adults that look after arsehole children.

and

I take a guy to play rugby for the same team I play for.

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Before I gave it up……..

I used to shoot people.

Men, women, kids, families, animals, couples.

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By *hinstrapMan 37 weeks ago

sheffield

Move stuff to addresses

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By *he AmbassadorMan 37 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Where the fuck is the 10mm?!"
it's the 13mm that grows legs in our place lol,

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By *he AmbassadorMan 37 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Flirt with them

Paperwork completed

Steal their money

Log off "
winner winner 🐔 dinner lol

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By *ife NinjaMan 37 weeks ago

Dunfermline

I turn up

Plan stuff

Get paid

Go home

Have a wank

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By *lex46TV/TS 37 weeks ago

Near Wells

I fit rubber things.

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Create fences to direct the shit that roles down hill into an orderly and reportable fashion

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By *uffsandkinkCouple 37 weeks ago

leeds

I make all the right noises and pretend to give a fuck while taking peoples money.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 37 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I sit at home, drink tea, and look at stuff on my computer.

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By *ublinstud_MisstattooCouple 37 weeks ago

Dublin City

I give orders while I also try to sort many tasks at the same time while also listening to people and helping them with what they need

Misses

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple 37 weeks ago

kent

I take photos of people who don’t exist.

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By *hris-1980Man 37 weeks ago

Midlands

Dysfunctional relationship intervention co-ordinator, Naughty person investigator and general listener to other peoples troubles and struggles.

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By *ionandleopardCouple 37 weeks ago

Norwich

Mr helps people die

Mrs helps people get payed

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

"Flirt with them

Paperwork completed

Steal their money

Log off winner winner 🐔 dinner lol"

Breast or thighs man? 🐔

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 37 weeks ago

Ipswich

I walk around all day drinking coffee

Pop in to the shops

Curse and fart about all day

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By *hat a PairXXXCouple 37 weeks ago

Bath

Run and participate in too many Teans meetings whilst trying not to look at Fab on my phone

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By *uperS77Man 37 weeks ago

Gloucester

People don’t like me very much

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By *r Sxx OP Man 37 weeks ago

Kent

Love that this took off, thanks for joining in.

Some very fun responses

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By *ld StrumpetWoman 37 weeks ago

Telford

F@%ck off stop calling me!!

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

F@%ck off stop calling me!!

GP receptionist?

999 call handler?

My mum?

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By *orks and Scots girlCouple 37 weeks ago

leeds

"Where the fuck is the 10mm?!"

Behind the intercooler with the 10mm socket

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

I get accused of encouraging global warming, being responsible for 22% of the UK's total transport emissions, and my reports are said to be greenwashing.

However, I like to point out to the nimbys that its their fault for wanting cheap summer holidays abroad.

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By *orks and Scots girlCouple 37 weeks ago

leeds

I sit on my ample ass at home listening to people moan at me about connections while drinking tea

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 37 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

I sit on my arse, watch Netflix as well as help ppl

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple 37 weeks ago

Chigwell

"I fit rubber things."

I spin spaghetti into silk thread

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By *orks and Scots girlCouple 37 weeks ago

leeds

He delivers go juice to supermarkets and hates electric vehicles

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By *inxy777Woman 37 weeks ago

essex

I can cause pain x

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

I help people, help people.

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

I turn a couple wheels then sit down for an hour or so, then repeat

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By *ld StrumpetWoman 37 weeks ago

Telford

F@%ck off stop calling me!!

GP receptionist?

999 call handler?

My mum?"

Lolol I'm a cold caller.

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By *abuedoCouple 37 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

I used to deliver water for the council really quickly in a red truck

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By *uffsandkinkCouple 37 weeks ago

leeds

I get dinosaur juice out of the ground

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By *ou345Woman 37 weeks ago

somewhere out there

I look at numbers on a screen 😴

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 37 weeks ago

Leeds

Grow trees

The mr

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By *rmrsp999Couple 37 weeks ago

glasowish

You can fuck off if you think it'll get there on time

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By *eebl6666Man 37 weeks ago

castlebar

I do exact work based on questionable information given by people without much of a clue

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

I use the thing to make the thing.

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By *cnugatugMan 37 weeks ago

Chatham

I do people's shopping because that can't be bothered to

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

I give the money of gamblers to charities and good causes

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By *erry bull1Man 37 weeks ago

doncaster

I work with worms that other people can’t be bothered to turn over

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

I put things together, then sell them to companies

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By *argaryen starkCouple 37 weeks ago

pinxton

I ( Mr) fuse metal together with a special machine which makes it hot , very hot

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

I sit on my arse and lift things very heavy to a great hight

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

I attempt to make shit things look good.

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple 37 weeks ago

Swansea

According to my husband I'm a professional talker.

Mrs

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 37 weeks ago

Pontypool

I try make sure people don't get hurt. Badly. Or die.

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By *ophie_GTV/TS 37 weeks ago

Gainsborough

I make dust more dusty then put it into a bag

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By *iscrete GloryholeMan 37 weeks ago

Ashford kent

I get to say daily..

"Quite frankly sir/madam.. I've been insulted far worse by far better people..have a good day".... bye now.

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

I levitate approximately 10m in the air in a plastic bucket on a lolly stick helping the illuminati

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