What new experiences have you had recently?
Today, I had to show an assembled group of 5 total strangers that I can get on/off the toilet at home by myself. That's a first.
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"Even though in not part of a couple, I brought a mate along to play last weekend and we managed a full couple swap. I’m hooked. I need more of this.
But I’m single as fook.  "
The mate took to it well then |
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"Even though in not part of a couple, I brought a mate along to play last weekend and we managed a full couple swap. I’m hooked. I need more of this.
But I’m single as fook. "
Ooh ooh.
And the other night I experienced blowing a raspberry on the underside of some dangling bollocks. It was much more satisfying than the usual from above style.
Future research to include finding out the different between full and empty bollocks 💜 |
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Well as it’s freezing for a laugh I got someone to fill a teapot with some radox bubbles and warm water, gently dipped my sack into it and suggested they blow down the spout, we coined it a “ballcuzzi” |
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I was restrained, blindfolded and teased for the first time. I’ve been restrained before but I gave myself over in a way I haven’t done before. I really enjoyed it. I am enjoying the flashbacks. |
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"Well as it’s freezing for a laugh I got someone to fill a teapot with some radox bubbles and warm water, gently dipped my sack into it and suggested they blow down the spout, we coined it a “ballcuzzi” "
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"Well as it’s freezing for a laugh I got someone to fill a teapot with some radox bubbles and warm water, gently dipped my sack into it and suggested they blow down the spout, we coined it a “ballcuzzi”
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I shared joyful memories with my eldest daughter of her mother. She hasn't been able to do that for 5 years. It was a beautiful feeling, we laughed, cried and everything in between.
Also I played the Now that's what I call music board game and I won! I had no idea I had pop trivia in me noggin. |
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"I was restrained, blindfolded and teased for the first time. I’ve been restrained before but I gave myself over in a way I haven’t done before. I really enjoyed it. I am enjoying the flashbacks. "
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The things that occur at Paddington Green Police Station. 😳 |
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I accidentally told someone from here my whole ass name and didn't have a full on cardiac arrest.
Thankfully it was a trustworthy person and it felt nice to be called by actual name for a minute |
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"I accidentally told someone from here my whole ass name and didn't have a full on cardiac arrest.
Thankfully it was a trustworthy person and it felt nice to be called by actual name for a minute "
Ems not your real name?!
I feel CHEATED 🥲 |
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"I accidentally told someone from here my whole ass name and didn't have a full on cardiac arrest.
Thankfully it was a trustworthy person and it felt nice to be called by actual name for a minute
Ems not your real name?!
I feel CHEATED 🥲"
Forgive me father for I have sinned |
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"I accidentally told someone from here my whole ass name and didn't have a full on cardiac arrest.
Thankfully it was a trustworthy person and it felt nice to be called by actual name for a minute
Ems not your real name?!
I feel CHEATED 🥲
Forgive me father for I have sinned"
Em...or whoever you are...I'm hurt but......I still....I can still find it deep within my heart to want to have sex with you... |
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Well Mr had a new experience today, I took him on a spa day. He was the only one left who could come 🤣. He actually enjoyed it.
And me? Well, I may have been fingered in the hot tub under the stars....
C xoxo |
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"I was restrained, blindfolded and teased for the first time. I’ve been restrained before but I gave myself over in a way I haven’t done before. I really enjoyed it. I am enjoying the flashbacks.
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The things that occur at Paddington Green Police Station. 😳"
I don’t know what to say |
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"Even though in not part of a couple, I brought a mate along to play last weekend and we managed a full couple swap. I’m hooked. I need more of this.
But I’m single as fook.
Ooh ooh.
And the other night I experienced blowing a raspberry on the underside of some dangling bollocks. It was much more satisfying than the usual from above style.
Future research to include finding out the different between full and empty bollocks 💜"
Yesssss! All kinds of raspberry blowing on balls!!! I’m here for it! 🍒 |
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"Even though in not part of a couple, I brought a mate along to play last weekend and we managed a full couple swap. I’m hooked. I need more of this.
But I’m single as fook.
The mate took to it well then"
He did. He’s my experiment mate 😂 |
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"Even though in not part of a couple, I brought a mate along to play last weekend and we managed a full couple swap. I’m hooked. I need more of this.
But I’m single as fook.
The mate took to it well then
He did. He’s my experiment mate 😂 "
Good form, the lucky bugger 🤣 |
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Another day of firsts - today a care worker walked right into our house, while Mr was on the loo and I was sans clothing. Just let herself right in. The care stuff wasn't meant to start till Monday 
I wish some of the firsts above had been my firsts
I'm SOOOOOOOOO gonna raspberry Mr KC on his newly shaved balls tho. My birthday gift to myself  |
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