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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"My inbox, on day of extreme heightened horniness, has one message of a dick with sky remote and another calling me mummy.
FML 🤣
Are you saying this is killing your lady-boner? "
Almost ..send me pics 🤣 |
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"My inbox, on day of extreme heightened horniness, has one message of a dick with sky remote and another calling me mummy.
FML 🤣"
Cheer yourself up with a pint of Banks's mild and a bag of scratchings... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"Yam alroit mommaaaay?
You have confused your Black Country with your Brummie there bab x
Whoops! You all sound the same to me 😉😆"
Definitely shut your face with your Brumism slurs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"Stick a status up about how horny you are, then come back tonight and put one up complaining about men not being respectful.
I think that's how it's done.
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Wicked, will do 😘 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"Sorry, I thought my dick next to a sky remote was something all women wanted to see 😉😂"
Send me one with the remote and one without, just so I can make sure |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"Mummy suk mi dik-dik?
Pweez Mommmeee?
Pweeeeeeezzzzzzzzz....
Baby need dikdik suk now mummy-wummy  ."
Seriously,go to your room and think about what you have done |
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"My inbox, on day of extreme heightened horniness, has one message of a dick with sky remote and another calling me mummy.
FML 🤣"
So what your saying is that you don't have enough dick in your inbox.
I got you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"My inbox, on day of extreme heightened horniness, has one message of a dick with sky remote and another calling me mummy.
FML 🤣
So what your saying is that you don't have enough dick in your inbox.
I got you "
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"My inbox, on day of extreme heightened horniness, has one message of a dick with sky remote and another calling me mummy.
FML 🤣
Are you saying this is killing your lady-boner?
Almost ..send me pics 🤣"
We can't because of your filters, but I'm not sure it would help. |
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"My inbox, on day of extreme heightened horniness, has one message of a dick with sky remote and another calling me mummy.
FML 🤣
Are you saying this is killing your lady-boner?
Almost ..send me pics 🤣"
Are you sure you want to say this publicly? 😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"My inbox, on day of extreme heightened horniness, has one message of a dick with sky remote and another calling me mummy.
FML 🤣
Are you saying this is killing your lady-boner?
Almost ..send me pics 🤣
Are you sure you want to say this publicly? 😂"
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or a can of lynx lol
