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What is the first thing you do when you open your eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago

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By *inger_SnapWoman 33 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

See which cat is trying to suffocate me

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By *ife NinjaMan 33 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Wonder what day it is

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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago

Hit my alarm off before it gets to the high pitched part

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS 33 weeks ago

Milton Keynes

Close again!

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By *il miss bootsWoman 33 weeks ago

Kent

Hit the snooze button..

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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago

Depends on what time of day it is and why they were closed lol.

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By *he Silver FuxMan 33 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Swerve the car back onto the correct side of the road…

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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago

Check the time, ignore what I see, close eyes.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 33 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Check that my penis hasn't fallen off overnight.

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By *hortyscotWoman 33 weeks ago

Glasgow

Depends where I am and/or who I'm with

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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago

Say thank you 😉

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By *riar BelisseWoman 33 weeks ago

Holibobs

Carefully try and roll out of bed without my sciatica triggering

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple 33 weeks ago

carluke

Try to see what time it is without moving or turning on anything that emits light

Second thing is cursing when I see how early it is 😂

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By *uffnmuffCouple 33 weeks ago

London

See x

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By *aitonelMan 33 weeks ago

Liverpool

Are we basing this upon after being asleep? If so

I put on my make up

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By *B..Woman 33 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Put my glasses on

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By *aarv80Man 33 weeks ago

Crumlin

Sigh, then ask the universe "why this again?"

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By *estructionDollyWoman 33 weeks ago

Manchester

Close them again til my alarm goes off

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By *orthern BeardMan 33 weeks ago

South Wales / Lancashire

Snooze my alarm 17 times

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By *ools and the brainCouple 33 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Check the time.

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man 33 weeks ago

from mars

See 🤷‍♂️

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By *ichaelangelaCouple 33 weeks ago

notts

Scratch my bollox

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By *urvychaos94Woman 33 weeks ago

Sunderland

Hug my pussy that's been trying to kill me all night

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By *tu.xMan 33 weeks ago

around

Indicate and pull over

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By *inger_SnapWoman 33 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Are we basing this upon after being asleep? If so

I put on my make up"

Don't you say a little prayer first?

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By *inxy777Woman 33 weeks ago

essex

Be happy to be awake!

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By *rthur30Man 33 weeks ago

Warrington

"Are we basing this upon after being asleep? If so

I put on my make up

Don't you say a little prayer first?"

Aretha!!!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 33 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Blink...

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By *carlettsWoman 33 weeks ago

Harpenden

If it's a work day I think oh f@#k! Weekend i'm like yeahhhh

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By *ouble-SidedCouple 33 weeks ago

Voldsøy

Reach for either my glasses, or the Mr

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By *ucka39Man 33 weeks ago

Newcastle

Throw the duvet cover off my head and see if it's dark or daylight 😂 insomnia

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By *rsMxCouple 33 weeks ago

Glasgow

I'm showing my age here, but normally go pee

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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago

Snooze my alarm, scratch my balls and roll over and scream into my pillow before facing the day ahead!

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By *carlettsWoman 33 weeks ago

Harpenden

"I'm showing my age here, but normally go pee

I change my answer so with you on this one. Is it our age

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By *k_Durian2Man 33 weeks ago

gillham

Reach for my glasses so I can see what I'm doing

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By *rsMxCouple 33 weeks ago

Glasgow

"I'm showing my age here, but normally go pee

I change my answer so with you on this one. Is it our age"

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By *carlettsWoman 33 weeks ago

Harpenden

"Reach for either my glasses, or the Mr

Does he help you see? Or is it like braille feel ya way

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By *Silver-Man 33 weeks ago

North Wales

Look at the time then think 'fuck it! Another ten min' then shut my eyes

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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago

Check phone screen for the time hoping there’s at least an hour before the alarm goes off

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman 33 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Put my glasses on so I can see

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By *ensual DesiresMan 33 weeks ago

Teesside/North Yorkshire

Check to see where the cats are

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By *aintsnsinnersCouple 33 weeks ago

Tamworth

Say……

Who are you……

Where am I…….

What’s for breakfast…….

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By *rindnbump V2Couple 33 weeks ago

Our little world of Kinky Fuckery in Durham

Roll them, knowing it's time to get up for work

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By *olds CoupleCouple 33 weeks ago

Louth Lincolnshire

Pick myself up off the ground and stagger home.

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By *rReyMan 33 weeks ago

Fleet

Shut them again

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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago

Right at this point in time, curse at my cough, get pissy and try to go back to sleep. 🙄

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