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By *enk15 OP Man 33 weeks ago
Evesham |
Gimmie those Elf of a shelf ideas please.
So far he has:
- Wrapped the tree in toilet paper
- been captured by stormtroopers
- Tea party with Toy Story characters
- Fishing in the fish tank
- Turned my sofa into a Ski resort
The other half turned down my idea of him having a gang bang with the dolls or snorting sugar 🙄 |
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By *a LunaWoman 33 weeks ago
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"Take him to Asda, pop a few cereal boxes on the floor to make it look like he’s climbing his way up the shelves and take a pic of him and the “carnage”"
As if captured by CCTV and then do a Wanted poster! |
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By *enk15 OP Man 33 weeks ago
Evesham |
"We still have the elf but I do all the naughty ones now mine are older 🤣"
I do naughty ones in the evening for when my partner comes downstairs.
last night he was caught watching elf porn with a roll of tissues. |
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By *enk15 OP Man 33 weeks ago
Evesham |
"Take him to Asda, pop a few cereal boxes on the floor to make it look like he’s climbing his way up the shelves and take a pic of him and the “carnage”
As if captured by CCTV and then do a Wanted poster!"
That is a level of effort i am just not willing to do. |
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By *enk15 OP Man 33 weeks ago
Evesham |
"Remove its head, squirt some ketchup between torso and head and say he was captured by the Taliban. 
Bit dark? Sorry, it's one of "those" days  "
Not sure i could afford the therapy for my kids. |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"Last night I had the elf eating a corn on the cob and pooping out popcorn… what has my life become?"
Embrace it, it’s so much fun seeing the kids reactions to Elf’s ‘mischief’.
It’s a blast.
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