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"‘Mr is laid back and down to earth, Mrs is the most gorgeous and beautiful woman, with a body to die for, breasts and pussy made for sin’
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To me that says; I don’t care about him, he was there and I got to fuck her |
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By *ags73Man 29 weeks ago
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"‘Treat this one with respect’ is the cliche isn’t it?
I’ve had this put on veris and it really irritates me! Grim. "
I couldn’t say that. I could praise someone up but it’s not for me to take ownership, be proprietary |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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I don't usually cum but this guy..
I don't usually squirt but this guy..
I don't usually leave veris but this guy..
I don't usually give away my bumhole but for this guy.. |
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The whole 'verification' nature just feels dead awkward in it's own right!
You've got the clichés which are just dreadful and then the plonkers that break down the entire events right down to each kiss  |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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“Soon had me emptying a massive load in her/him”
“Keeping this one for myself”
Don’t get me going on the ones that leave multiple verifications for the same person.
Ok we get it, you’ve had sex with that person multiple times. Well done and have a biscuit. |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Welcome to my non cliche filled veri’
“Rocked up, he/she was hot, hung out the back of ‘em for a bit. Fucked off home after I’d spaffed. I was good quality dicking. Get in there guys or gals” |
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"“Soon had me emptying a massive load in her/him”
“Keeping this one for myself”
Don’t get me going on the ones that leave multiple verifications for the same person.
Ok we get it, you’ve had sex with that person multiple times. Well done and have a biscuit. "
Yes, just why?! |
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By *ags73Man 29 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"“Soon had me emptying a massive load in her/him”
“Keeping this one for myself”
Don’t get me going on the ones that leave multiple verifications for the same person.
Ok we get it, you’ve had sex with that person multiple times. Well done and have a biscuit. "
‘Just as good as last time.’ |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Tough crowd, I've used probably all of these before an don't see a problem lol sometimes I might go right into the nitty gritty of the meet sometimes I might not depends how horny I felt at the time of leaving the veri lol an makes me hotter knowing that I'm letting everyone know I've had the sex with that person and how we had the sex lol |
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By *eliWoman 14 weeks ago
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"The ones which start off with "Well, what can I say..." and "I'll keep all the details to myself", despite giving everything away regardless."
Yes! The "I won't go in to detail"... proceeds to do so.
"They are a credit to the scene" |
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To be fair most veri’s are crass cliches and humble brags. I find the humble brags the worst. Humble brags are just as bad in forum posts. They make the posters look like school boys talking too loudly in the playground. |
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To say she was welcoming, yet desperate was an understatement. The second she opened her legs, the vacuum ripped the shirt off my back.
I would definitely go back for more of this one, if only to hope my shirt was out on the line. |
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"The verifications the guys leave bigging themselves up.
She happily took my 10in cock then took my multiple cums as I shot my heavy Cumming cock all over her body"
Wow, I must have been tired and it was probably cold in the room |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"treat them with respect"
"Want to keep all to myself"
"What fab is all about"
Mine should say - awkward as fuck had to kiss her to stop the awkward silence 😂 |
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"There’s a lady who’s veris pop up on all lot of the profiles that message me. Every one is copy paste word for word the same 🤣"
Is she forgetting who they are and just giving them a stock copy paste one? |
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By *vaRoseWoman 5 weeks ago
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"There’s a lady who’s veris pop up on all lot of the profiles that message me. Every one is copy paste word for word the same 🤣
Is she forgetting who they are and just giving them a stock copy paste one?"
Yep! Each and every verification is the typical “wow what a man, don’t pass this one by ladies, he fucked me so hard I could barely walk…. Blah blah blah” and they’re all copy paste identical |
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"OK... all these cliché examples, what would they rather say? 🤔 🤷🏼♂️
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Something genuine about the person?
I would rather no verification than a generic verification "
Mine are personal but I do ask for that rather than something crude & degrading
If someone left a verification I wasn't happy to be public I'd hide it
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"OK... all these cliché examples, what would they rather say? 🤔 🤷🏼♂️
👸🏼
Something genuine about the person?
I would rather no verification than a generic verification
Mine are personal but I do ask for that rather than something crude & degrading
If someone left a verification I wasn't happy to be public I'd hide it
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I don't normally ask for verifications but if it is discussed, I do ask that it isn't crude or explicit. Anything I'm not comfortable with, I won't show it on my profile. |
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"OK... all these cliché examples, what would they rather say? 🤔 🤷🏼♂️
👸🏼
Something genuine about the person?
I would rather no verification than a generic verification
Mine are personal but I do ask for that rather than something crude & degrading
If someone left a verification I wasn't happy to be public I'd hide it
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Sexual verifications are yuck.
I don’t want anyone to know who I have sex with. I’m embarrassed of them. |
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By *akey199Man 5 weeks ago
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"‘Treat this one with respect’ is the cliche isn’t it?
All my verifications roughly say the same but I’ve had this one twice. Not my favourite."
How could you stomach even a minute with the one that wrote the veri on your profile? I was sick in my mouth at least 5 times while reading the first couple of lines!  |
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"I hide most of mine only leave two so i stop getting the random "fake" message 🤣 as they feel a bit trip advisory sometimes like my vaginas a nice hotel theyve stayed in one time "
I bet your hotel has fantastic views of the mountainous peeks to the north and lovely views of the thick things to the south ? |
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"I hide most of mine only leave two so i stop getting the random "fake" message 🤣 as they feel a bit trip advisory sometimes like my vaginas a nice hotel theyve stayed in one time
I bet your hotel has fantastic views of the mountainous peeks to the north and lovely views of the thick things to the south ? "
Are you referring to my penis ? 🤣🤣 |
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"I hide most of mine only leave two so i stop getting the random "fake" message 🤣 as they feel a bit trip advisory sometimes like my vaginas a nice hotel theyve stayed in one time
I bet your hotel has fantastic views of the mountainous peeks to the north and lovely views of the thick things to the south ?
Are you referring to my penis ? 🤣🤣"
Does it have a lift to get to the top? |
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"I hide most of mine only leave two so i stop getting the random "fake" message 🤣 as they feel a bit trip advisory sometimes like my vaginas a nice hotel theyve stayed in one time
I bet your hotel has fantastic views of the mountainous peeks to the north and lovely views of the thick things to the south ?
Are you referring to my penis ? 🤣🤣
Does it have a lift to get to the top? "
No but i do have a large helmet ... in case you fall |
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"I hide most of mine only leave two so i stop getting the random "fake" message 🤣 as they feel a bit trip advisory sometimes like my vaginas a nice hotel theyve stayed in one time
I bet your hotel has fantastic views of the mountainous peeks to the north and lovely views of the thick things to the south ?
Are you referring to my penis ? 🤣🤣
Does it have a lift to get to the top?
No but i do have a large helmet ... in case you fall "
Bet my helmet is bigger then yours |
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"I hide most of mine only leave two so i stop getting the random "fake" message 🤣 as they feel a bit trip advisory sometimes like my vaginas a nice hotel theyve stayed in one time
I bet your hotel has fantastic views of the mountainous peeks to the north and lovely views of the thick things to the south ?
Are you referring to my penis ? 🤣🤣
Does it have a lift to get to the top?
No but i do have a large helmet ... in case you fall
Bet my helmet is bigger then yours "
🤣🤣🤣 swordfighttttttt |
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"One of mine just simple says "He's alright. Not a bad fuck"
Which hurt at the time because i'm way better than "not bad" !
Just makes me chuckle now though !"
Ahhh, but we've only your word against that veri! |
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"“Fucked me good”
Oh well in that case …
It sounds even worse if you say it with a hillbilly accent. 😆 🤣
What are you implying about my dulcet Lancashire tones Mr Gent? 😂😆"
I'd luv your accent- I'm a Manc.  |
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"“Fucked me good”
Oh well in that case …
It sounds even worse if you say it with a hillbilly accent. 😆 🤣
What are you implying about my dulcet Lancashire tones Mr Gent? 😂😆
I'd luv your accent- I'm a Manc. "
Haha, condolences 😉 |
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"“Fucked me good”
Oh well in that case …
It sounds even worse if you say it with a hillbilly accent. 😆 🤣
What are you implying about my dulcet Lancashire tones Mr Gent? 😂😆
I'd luv your accent- I'm a Manc.
Haha, condolences 😉"
Ouch.  |
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"“Fucked me good”
Oh well in that case …
It sounds even worse if you say it with a hillbilly accent. 😆 🤣
What are you implying about my dulcet Lancashire tones Mr Gent? 😂😆
I'd luv your accent- I'm a Manc.
Haha, condolences 😉
Ouch. "
😂😂 joking, we’re basically neighbours |
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"“Fucked me good”
Oh well in that case …
It sounds even worse if you say it with a hillbilly accent. 😆 🤣
What are you implying about my dulcet Lancashire tones Mr Gent? 😂😆
I'd luv your accent- I'm a Manc.
Haha, condolences 😉
Ouch.
😂😂 joking, we’re basically neighbours "
Lol
Fancy some chips and gravy - my treat?  |
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"Still waiting for “flaps bigger than dumbos ears” as a veri. I would proudly display that one "
I’m rather partial to some large labia, so like the sound of those flaps. I would love to be the person leaving that veri! |
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Goes something like this...Met in a club/at event, absolutely gorgeous , didn't to play but looking forward to catching up soon = only goto clubs for the "lifestyle" , billy no mates in the real world or they obviously didn't fancy you and fobbed you off 🤣🤣🤣
Don't get the whole social verification, its like reviewing a restaurant you havent eaten in or a car you haven't driven. Pointless! |
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"Goes something like this...Met in a club/at event, absolutely gorgeous , didn't to play but looking forward to catching up soon = only goto clubs for the "lifestyle" , billy no mates in the real world or they obviously didn't fancy you and fobbed you off 🤣🤣🤣
Don't get the whole social verification, its like reviewing a restaurant you havent eaten in or a car you haven't driven. Pointless!"
🤣🤣🤣 |
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"Goes something like this...Met in a club/at event, absolutely gorgeous , didn't to play but looking forward to catching up soon = only goto clubs for the "lifestyle" , billy no mates in the real world or they obviously didn't fancy you and fobbed you off 🤣🤣🤣
Don't get the whole social verification, its like reviewing a restaurant you havent eaten in or a car you haven't driven. Pointless!"
I know but if you liked the look of the food or how the car looked i get it. For guys who don't get meets or veris, these social verifications can perhaps lead to more meets. (BTW yes I got a social verification today) |
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Going from the cringeworthy veri's I see, half makes me glad I don't have any. Lol
The usual ones:
"treat her with respect"
"Don't pass her by"
"Bring your A game"
Followed closely be the:
I'm not gonna kiss and tell"
But proceeds to give a blow by blow account of the meet.
Then the massaging their own ego:
"She swallowed my 10 inches"
"took a good pounding"
Ick! Ick! Ick!
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Verification bingo
"Chatted to gorgeous for months online but finally met tonight. Sociable, funny, friendly and sexy. Look forward to seeing more of you hopefully. Treat with respect. One of the good ones for sure x"
Bingo anyone? I call house 🤣🤣🤣 |
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"Goes something like this...Met in a club/at event, absolutely gorgeous , didn't to play but looking forward to catching up soon = only goto clubs for the "lifestyle" , billy no mates in the real world or they obviously didn't fancy you and fobbed you off 🤣🤣🤣
Don't get the whole social verification, its like reviewing a restaurant you havent eaten in or a car you haven't driven. Pointless!"
I get displaying one or two social verifications to show you turn up but having a whole raft of them from organised mass socials and not one that says you fucked the person leaving the veri just screams your unfuckableness. |
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