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35 x pi, carry the 0.35, divide by 19 add the radius of a pizza, square root that, subtract all the prime numbers, add couple consonants and half an adverb and you should have your answer. Remember bodmas |
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I’m sorry to say that mine is actually 1.
I was distraught at the time too, the little fucker ran straight across the road without looking, he went under the wheels in a flurry of legs and fur. I took the owner and the poor bugger to the vet’s but he was beyond help, was later euthanised as a result of his misadventure.
RIP Bandit, you were very much loved, and still not forgotten to this day. |
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I did once keep track for one year. It was an impressive year as well into 4 figures ( helped by doing over 100 guys in 24 hours) and over 600 in a month
These days it's much less... probably only just got to 200 last year.
I have been doing group fun for 30 years ... some weeks it was 4 or 5 gb a week xx sometimes 2 or more in a day
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Snogs, regardless of whether it went further, around 50 or 60.
Some form of sexual activity, but not vaginal or anal penetration, around 10.
Penetration, around 20.
I'm almost nearly close to being a virgin  .
And I've assassinated 37 political figures globally, but I mostly keep that quiet, for the other "body count" idea. They were all very bad people. |
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"I've flirted with a 100, beguiled 57, bonked 15, ravished 10 and made love to 2. It's all empirical dear fellow. 🍷
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You’re building an empire? "
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I'm curating, either for my concubine, my retinue of afternoon tea damsels or my harem. |
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"I've flirted with a 100, beguiled 57, bonked 15, ravished 10 and made love to 2. It's all empirical dear fellow. 🍷
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You’re building an empire?
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I'm curating, either for my concubine, my retinue of afternoon tea damsels or my harem."
Oh damn. I was going to see if I could be your consigliere |
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"I've flirted with a 100, beguiled 57, bonked 15, ravished 10 and made love to 2. It's all empirical dear fellow. 🍷
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You’re building an empire?
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I'm curating, either for my concubine, my retinue of afternoon tea damsels or my harem.
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Oh damn. I was going to see if I could be your consigliere"
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You can. You could be someone I could look up to. |
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