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By *ea monkey OP Man 27 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
Somehow I’ve managed to pull my back… ok, I was moving furniture on my own, happy now?! This has left me prostate on my sofa, feeling frustrated and sad with my body.
Please send hugs, food, ways to keep myself amused and sympathies |
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"Somehow I’ve managed to pull my back… ok, I was moving furniture on my own, happy now?! This has left me prostate on my sofa, feeling frustrated and sad with my body.
Please send hugs, food, ways to keep myself amused and sympathies "
Cheer up sexy boy. You’re gorgeous and by no means old. I’m 10 years older and hornier and kinkier and more popluar than ever. The confident silver fox daddy alpha type has a lots of fans! |
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Sorry, been bedbound for 4 weeks now, so really feeling the same…
Only in the last couple of days I am feeling I’m turning a corner in my recovery.
Hope you get back to moving furniture very soon! |
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Yes, maturing isn't what we thought it would be when we were teenagers.
No one teaches you that you'll have trouble getting up off of the floor (or a chair), or that your face will start to sag and your boobs will deflate and droop.
No lessons on aching feet, or flatulence because you can no longer digest FODMAPS properly.
No Ted talks on why your hair suddenly starts falling out and going white.
We should get a folder of what to expect once you turn 40, when you're born.
On the plus side, I get my 60+ travel pass this year  |
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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago
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"Somehow I’ve managed to pull my back… ok, I was moving furniture on my own, happy now?! This has left me prostate on my sofa, feeling frustrated and sad with my body.
Please send hugs, food, ways to keep myself amused and sympathies "
Me: Goes to gym, can reliably deadlift 180kg and have previously pulled 250 for 4
Also me: Pulls my back putting socks on in the morning
Fuck |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 27 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Somehow I’ve managed to pull my back… ok, I was moving furniture on my own, happy now?! This has left me prostate on my sofa, feeling frustrated and sad with my body.
Please send hugs, food, ways to keep myself amused and sympathies
Me: Goes to gym, can reliably deadlift 180kg and have previously pulled 250 for 4
Also me: Pulls my back putting socks on in the morning
Fuck"
Yup. No one tells you that one of the most dangerous things that you can do is go to bed. Sleeping is an extremely dangerous habit in your forties |
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"Somehow I’ve managed to pull my back… ok, I was moving furniture on my own, happy now?! This has left me prostate on my sofa, feeling frustrated and sad with my body.
Please send hugs, food, ways to keep myself amused and sympathies
Me: Goes to gym, can reliably deadlift 180kg and have previously pulled 250 for 4
Also me: Pulls my back putting socks on in the morning
Fuck
Yup. No one tells you that one of the most dangerous things that you can do is go to bed. Sleeping is an extremely dangerous habit in your forties "
You have to take a few minutes to deep breathe and stretch before you bend in the mornings.
I don't bend for a good two hours now. My body takes a while to wake up. |
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Old is a number .. tooamy people say that .
I always think , if you actually forgot how old you are ( I do this without trying )
And you had to put an age to how you feel rather than living your age then things usually doesnt matter so much .
I'm 52 sudo 35 |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 27 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Yes, maturing isn't what we thought it would be when we were teenagers.
No one teaches you that you'll have trouble getting up off of the floor (or a chair), or that your face will start to sag and your boobs will deflate and droop.
No lessons on aching feet, or flatulence because you can no longer digest FODMAPS properly.
No Ted talks on why your hair suddenly starts falling out and going white.
We should get a folder of what to expect once you turn 40, when you're born.
On the plus side, I get my 60+ travel pass this year "
I’m still waiting for the quicksand dangers that I was prepared for in my childhood. No one said anything about moving dressers! |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 27 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I thought this thread was either about giving or getting a gummer.
Disappointing, OP.
Mrs TMN x
I’m disappointed that I’m not getting one now
Add it to the list of disappointments."
It’s getting underlined twice. Well… as soon as I can pick the pen up from the floor |
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"Yes, maturing isn't what we thought it would be when we were teenagers.
No one teaches you that you'll have trouble getting up off of the floor (or a chair), or that your face will start to sag and your boobs will deflate and droop.
No lessons on aching feet, or flatulence because you can no longer digest FODMAPS properly.
No Ted talks on why your hair suddenly starts falling out and going white.
We should get a folder of what to expect once you turn 40, when you're born.
On the plus side, I get my 60+ travel pass this year
I’m still waiting for the quicksand dangers that I was prepared for in my childhood. No one said anything about moving dressers! "
🤣 I remember that warning too. |
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"I thought this thread was either about giving or getting a gummer.
Disappointing, OP.
Mrs TMN x
I’m disappointed that I’m not getting one now
Add it to the list of disappointments.
It’s getting underlined twice. Well… as soon as I can pick the pen up from the floor"
As a monkey you should be able to pick pens up with your toes. |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 27 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I thought this thread was either about giving or getting a gummer.
Disappointing, OP.
Mrs TMN x
I’m disappointed that I’m not getting one now
Add it to the list of disappointments.
It’s getting underlined twice. Well… as soon as I can pick the pen up from the floor
As a monkey you should be able to pick pens up with your toes."
And with my tail too |
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By *eyeYCouple 27 weeks ago
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Hope it eases up soon!!
D make's me piss when he's talking about his age.. His favourite line is, "when the fuck did my ears decide they were cold and needed to start growing more hair!?"
Although "Why do grey hairs grow faster than the rest!? And don't fucking get me started on the ones that grow like d*unk fireworks!!"
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"Hope it eases up soon!!
D make's me piss when he's talking about his age.. His favourite line is, "when the fuck did my ears decide they were cold and needed to start growing more hair!?"
Although "Why do grey hairs grow faster than the rest!? And don't fucking get me started on the ones that grow like d*unk fireworks!!"
😂😘"
"D*unk fireworks" 🤣🤣🤣 |
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Hope your back soon mends