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By *rtyIan OP   Man 23 weeks ago

Gateway to the Beacons

sexual innuendos that are suggestive but lighthearted enough to keep the humor flowing:

I'll start with

"Can you handle something this big?"

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By *lexeatonMan 23 weeks ago

Lichfield

"Ever been taken up the Shard?"

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By *a1970Man 23 weeks ago

East cork

You'd like my knots

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By *IXEN200Woman 23 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

"Do you have to put it there"

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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago

Is it in yet?

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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago

Front or back entrance

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By *rtyIan OP   Man 23 weeks ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Let me know when you’re ready to finish."

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By *uke OzadeMan 23 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

You grab hold of the shaft and I’ll take a big swing at the end with the club hammer.

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By *IXEN200Woman 23 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

Did I hit the right spot

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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago

I would give you one but it's a bit hard

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By *ust want fun 888Man 23 weeks ago

nearby

Come on, open up, what’s that in your mouth

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By *ripfillMan 23 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Remember … the sign ?

“Family planning round the back “

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By *orbidden eastMan 23 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

Let’s just smashed the brown doors

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 23 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


""Ever been taken up the Shard?""

No, but I’ve taken a few ladies up the OXO Tower.

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By *aomilatteCouple 23 weeks ago

Midlands

Are you hungry?

Fancy Pork in Cider?

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By *elix SightedMan 23 weeks ago

Cloud 8

At my mate’s wedding, the father of the bride stood up and said “I was so proud when (the groom) took my daughter up the Amazon”. Cue raucous laughter from one table of naughty children 😬

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple 23 weeks ago

Durham


"Are you hungry?

Fancy Pork in Cider? "

I prefer Dickens Cider

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By *elix SightedMan 23 weeks ago

Cloud 8

During the pissup on the night before another mate’s wedding, I asked the groom what his bride-to-be was doing that very eve. He said “She’s plaiting her bridesmaid” and that forever became innuendo for having a ladywank.

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By *end1Man 23 weeks ago

southend on sea

So back in the day when I was a player on all dating sites I found sexual innuendo's was a great way into a woman's knickers. Including a woman who stated she doesn't put out on a first date. 2 hours later I was in her bed drained of my babyfat 😊

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 23 weeks ago

Pontypool

Ohhhh, so that's what that does!

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By *rtyIan OP   Man 23 weeks ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Mind if I get a taste?"

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 23 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

I'm not very good with innuendos Ian, maybe you could give me one.

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By *rtyIan OP   Man 23 weeks ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"I'm not very good with innuendos Ian, maybe you could give me one.

"

. "I’m more of a hands-on type of person."

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By *ermite12ukMan 23 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

A rather blessed young lady (in her twenties) was wearing a Diesel tee shirt in the pub, one evening.

My boss clocked her and asked her if she was a 2 litre?

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