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"My van. Is absolutely filthy.
Inside and out.
I can’t be bothered to clean it.
Anyone wanna help a girl out. 
I can offer tea & biscuits…"
Find a fire station open day, usually start around May/June 😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 23 weeks ago
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"My van. Is absolutely filthy.
Inside and out.
I can’t be bothered to clean it.
Anyone wanna help a girl out.
I can offer tea & biscuits…
Find a fire station open day, usually start around May/June 😂"
Interesting
Noted
But not helpful right now 🤣🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 23 weeks ago
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"While driving the other day I saw a van that had been "written" on in the dirt
"I wish my wife was as dirty as this van" "
I wish *I* was as filthy as my van.
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By (user no longer on site) OP 23 weeks ago
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"My van. Is absolutely filthy.
Inside and out.
I can’t be bothered to clean it.
Anyone wanna help a girl out.
I can offer tea & biscuits…
Always happy to help a girl out 😉😉😉"
Milk & sugar? |
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"My van. Is absolutely filthy.
Inside and out.
I can’t be bothered to clean it.
Anyone wanna help a girl out.
I can offer tea & biscuits…"
Essex on a Friday? If it was jammy dodgers I'd have thought about it, I'm out.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 23 weeks ago
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"My van. Is absolutely filthy.
Inside and out.
I can’t be bothered to clean it.
Anyone wanna help a girl out.
I can offer tea & biscuits…
Essex on a Friday? If it was jammy dodgers I'd have thought about it, I'm out. "
I have jammy dodgers. Or dodgy jammies…. Either or  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 23 weeks ago
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"My van. Is absolutely filthy.
Inside and out.
I can’t be bothered to clean it.
Anyone wanna help a girl out.
I can offer tea & biscuits…
Have you made the biscuits young lady "
If I can’t be bothered to clean my van, why would I be baking? 🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 23 weeks ago
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"My van. Is absolutely filthy.
Inside and out.
I can’t be bothered to clean it.
Anyone wanna help a girl out.
I can offer tea & biscuits…
If only was nearer "
If only. Story of my life |
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By *idssissyTV/TS 23 weeks ago
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"My van. Is absolutely filthy.
Inside and out.
I can’t be bothered to clean it.
Anyone wanna help a girl out.
I can offer tea & biscuits…
If only was nearer
If only. Story of my life "
And mine
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By (user no longer on site) OP 23 weeks ago
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"While driving the other day I saw a van that had been "written" on in the dirt
"I wish my wife was as dirty as this van" Wow! That's original."
Is anything truly original?
Now about this van….. |
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Just chuck some detergent over it and then go for a drive driving through as many puddles as you can find, at speed.
Can’t help with the interior I’m afraid, you’ll just have to knuckle down and tidy that. |
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I can offer tea & biscuits and sex …
I could be persuaded
The tea & biscuits were my persuasive techniques 
Do I need to be offering more?"
A big bucket of hot soapy water, a couple of sponges and you in your underwear could sway it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 23 weeks ago
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"Just chuck some detergent over it and then go for a drive driving through as many puddles as you can find, at speed.
Can’t help with the interior I’m afraid, you’ll just have to knuckle down and tidy that. "
(Sigh)
This is not the answer I want 🤣🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 23 weeks ago
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I can offer tea & biscuits and sex …
I could be persuaded
The tea & biscuits were my persuasive techniques
Do I need to be offering more?
A big bucket of hot soapy water, a couple of sponges and you in your underwear could sway it "
Do I have to do anything other than be in underwear? |
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"My van. Is absolutely filthy.
Inside and out.
I can’t be bothered to clean it.
Anyone wanna help a girl out.
I can offer tea & biscuits…"
Be honest, Misty, it’s blood isn’t it. And you don’t want to get any (more) on you so you’re after an expendable. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 23 weeks ago
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"My van. Is absolutely filthy.
Inside and out.
I can’t be bothered to clean it.
Anyone wanna help a girl out.
I can offer tea & biscuits…
I’ve got my equipment, I’m there! X "
Brilliant
See you in a few hours…. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 23 weeks ago
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"My van. Is absolutely filthy.
Inside and out.
I can’t be bothered to clean it.
Anyone wanna help a girl out.
I can offer tea & biscuits…
You know the saying... Filthy van filthy... Something.."
Bucket? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 23 weeks ago
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"My van. Is absolutely filthy.
Inside and out.
I can’t be bothered to clean it.
Anyone wanna help a girl out.
I can offer tea & biscuits…
Be honest, Misty, it’s blood isn’t it. And you don’t want to get any (more) on you so you’re after an expendable."
Shhhhhh 🤐
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