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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Can you go any slower

You can get a bus through there

Evening everyone.

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By *IXEN200Woman over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne

I don't drive but I have said you're not driving a sherwani tank while I've been in the passenger seat and a little car is going so slow around a corner

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

fuck my life

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Shape up or ship out

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By *obilebottomMan over a year ago

All over

W....r

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By *J 992021Couple over a year ago

nottingham

If we don’t have the kids

Get the wand out form underneath your seat and cum for me as I am driving xx

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By *rincipessaWoman over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

I do tend to swear a lot. A LOT a lot when I’m driving

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m not gonna write you an invitation - when I pause to allow traffic to filter in, and they’re hesitant.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Try getting into the right lane next time dipshit.

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By *lynJMan over a year ago

Morden

Usually something like

"Indicators would be helpful matey!"

As they're going round a roundabout without indicating which exit they're taking.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I took some lessons I’d be waaay better at this

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By *obilebottomMan over a year ago

All over

"Usually something like

"Indicators would be helpful matey!"

As they're going round a roundabout without indicating which exit they're taking."

Yes so annoying and meantime you missed your chance to go

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Mine usually revolve around the use of the word "cunt"

Stupid cunt

Fucking cunt

Fucking idiotic cunt

Where did you get your driving licence, Woolworths? Fucking cunt.

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By *itygamesMan over a year ago

how the fuck did you pass your test

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By *agicfingers1Man over a year ago

near Brighton

"I do tend to swear a lot. A LOT a lot when I’m driving "

You and me both lol

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By *ustAnotherMan over a year ago

Tamworth

On a bike my rituals coming up to junctions with cars waiting are usually

"Don't you dare"

"Stay where you are!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Usually “look at that dickhead”

“How much of the road do you want?”

“They didn’t fit indicators/accelarators to that model did they?”

Etc. etc.

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By *exyScientistsCouple over a year ago

Castlebar

All of the above 🤣😇

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By *ympho6969Woman over a year ago

glasgow

You could park a bus in there!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got a dashcam a few years ago. It had the option to record audio as well as video, but whenever I played it back I noticed there was an old man cursing and grumbling on the audio track.

I turned the audio off...

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