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I'm introducing my friends to minimalism

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By *artfordBloke OP Man 24 weeks ago

Dartford

It's the least I can do

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By *eoBloomsMan 24 weeks ago

Springfield

I introduced my friends to Picasso. Now they think I'm two faced !

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By *ensuallover1000Man 24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I introduced my friends to munging.

…..I now have no friends ☹️😜

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By *eoBloomsMan 24 weeks ago

Springfield

"I introduced my friends to munging.

…..I now have no friends ☹️😜"

Ffs you made me look it up 😭😭🤣

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By *allySlinkyWoman 24 weeks ago

Leeds

I introduced my friends to laying paving

They think I'm crazy

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By *erdyEstLdner 82Man 24 weeks ago

Ilford

"I introduced my friends to munging.

…..I now have no friends ☹️😜"

The fact that there is a word for it means it has been done more than a few times.

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By *ensuallover1000Man 24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I introduced my friends to munging.

…..I now have no friends ☹️😜

Ffs you made me look it up 😭😭🤣"

Another enlightened one; My work here is done 😜😜👍🏻

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By *ensuallover1000Man 24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I introduced my friends to munging.

…..I now have no friends ☹️😜

The fact that there is a word for it means it has been done more than a few times."

It’s a rather grisly prospect for sure 😵‍💫😵‍💫

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By *eoBloomsMan 24 weeks ago

Springfield

I introduced my friends to procrastination.

They'll thank me later.

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By *enk15Man 24 weeks ago

Evesham

I introduced my friends to gardening.

It really made our relationship blossom.

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By *allySlinkyWoman 24 weeks ago

Leeds

I introduced my friend to Leo

Their relationship blooms

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By *eoBloomsMan 24 weeks ago

Springfield

"I introduced my friend to Leo

Their relationship blooms"

Ah Sally, that really made me smile ! x

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By *eoBloomsMan 24 weeks ago

Springfield

I introduced by female friends to naked winter ornithology

Now they're never far from blue tits.

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By *NormalMan01Man 24 weeks ago

Harrogate

I introduced my friends to my window cleaning business.

They didn’t see me coming.

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By *allySlinkyWoman 24 weeks ago

Leeds

I introduced my friends to the Daily Mirror

They can reflect on it

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By *eoBloomsMan 24 weeks ago

Springfield

I introduced my friends to Satanism

They can go to hell !

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By *allySlinkyWoman 24 weeks ago

Leeds

I introduced my friends to returfing

They can sod off

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By *midnight-Woman 24 weeks ago

...

I introduced my friends to AI

... now they are all jobless

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By *allySlinkyWoman 24 weeks ago

Leeds

I introduced my friends to amputation

Now they're all legless

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By *midnight-Woman 24 weeks ago

...

"I introduced my friends to amputation

Now they're all legless"

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By *eoBloomsMan 24 weeks ago

Springfield

I introduced by friends to watersports

They told me to piss off !

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By *allySlinkyWoman 24 weeks ago

Leeds

I told my shorter friends that I barely gush.

They're little squirts

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By *rHotNottsMan 24 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I introduced my friends to landscape gardening, and now I have Pete up my bum

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By *mf123Man 24 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Thats what the burglar said too

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By *eoBloomsMan 24 weeks ago

Springfield

I introduced my friends to two card Poker

It was no big deal

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By *allySlinkyWoman 24 weeks ago

Leeds

"I introduced my friends to landscape gardening, and now I have Pete up my bum"

Are you Capability Brown ?

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

I introduced myself to my new sat nav designed by fleetwood mac.

It's rubbish.

It says you can go your own way.

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By *ensual controlMan 24 weeks ago

South

I introduced my friend to loads of my cum.

They’re soaked.

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By *midnight-Woman 24 weeks ago

...

I introduced my friends to cilit bang

.. we cleaned up

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By *illy IdolMan 24 weeks ago

Midlands

I introduced my ex to Oasis.

Now she doesn't look back in anger.

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By *idNHSMan 24 weeks ago

Walsall

"I introduced my ex to Oasis.

Now she doesn't look back in anger."

Stop crying your heart out

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By *illy IdolMan 24 weeks ago

Midlands

"I introduced my ex to Oasis.

Now she doesn't look back in anger.

Stop crying your heart out"

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By *idNHSMan 24 weeks ago

Walsall

"I introduced my friends to cilit bang

.. we cleaned up"

I can't be the only person who initially read that as "clit bang"

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By *lynJMan 24 weeks ago

Morden

"I introduced my friends to procrastination.

They'll thank me later."

I was going to do the same thing but I'll do it tomorrow

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By *hesoftboyMan 24 weeks ago

Cleethorpes/Sheffield

I introduced my friends to death. They're not alive now

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By *allySlinkyWoman 24 weeks ago

Leeds

I introduced my friends to bursting balloons. It fell flat.

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By *allySlinkyWoman 24 weeks ago

Leeds

I introduced my friends to somersaults.

They're head over heels.

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By *ynamicnatureMan 24 weeks ago

Doncaster

I introduced my friends to eggs, then they scrambled

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By *ynamicnatureMan 24 weeks ago

Doncaster

I introduced my friends to Coco cola

They're in a fizz

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By *eoBloomsMan 24 weeks ago

Springfield

I introduced my friend to sign language

He gave me the finger

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By *allySlinkyWoman 24 weeks ago

Leeds

I introduced my friends to milking cows.

All I received was a pat on the back.

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By *ynamicnatureMan 24 weeks ago

Doncaster

I introduced my friends to reading

The writing was on the wall

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By *iltshirefunmaleMan 24 weeks ago

Devizes

Introduced my friends to archaeology

They dig it!

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By *allySlinkyWoman 24 weeks ago

Leeds

I introduced my friends to DIY.

Now they can go screw themselves.

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By *eoBloomsMan 24 weeks ago

Springfield

I introduced my friends to wallpapering

Now they're so stuck up !

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By *nnCeeWoman 24 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

I introduced my friends to home rewiring.

They were shocked

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By *eoBloomsMan 24 weeks ago

Springfield

I introduced by friends to squash

Now our friendship has hit a wall

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By *nnCeeWoman 24 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

I introduced my friend to voyeurism.

They really got an eyeful!

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By *nnCeeWoman 24 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

I introduced my friends to the benefits of home baking.

Now they're just loafing about on their own

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By *eoBloomsMan 24 weeks ago

Springfield

I introduced my friends to bondage

Now they're always tied up

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