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A guide to over 50s men for ladies
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A light hearted guide, perhaps tempting you to send a message to us mature members.
- our peinises still work; may require a pill
- we don't all like werthers
- we know what to do. We're probably good at oral
- we have things to talk about, during rest
- we don't smell of decay or wintergreen
- we know all those nice bars for a social
- baldness is a sign of virility.
Give an old un a go - we're for life, not just for Christmas 🤭🤓
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By *lynJMan 24 weeks ago
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"A light hearted guide, perhaps tempting you to send a message to us mature members.
- our peinises still work; may require a pill
- we don't all like werthers
- we know what to do. We're probably good at oral
- we have things to talk about, during rest
- we don't smell of decay or wintergreen
- we know all those nice bars for a social
- baldness is a sign of virility.
Give an old un a go - we're for life, not just for Christmas 🤭🤓
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Though "Just for Christmas" would be nice too. 😄 |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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Ahhh your stamina may be exceptional but are you guys on TikTok? Do you like what I like? Are you going to moan about people my age? Are you going to reference things that happened before I was born then go ‘WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT XYZ IS?!’ These are the hard hitting questions |
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"Are you going to moan about people my age? Are you going to reference things that happened before I was born then go ‘WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT XYZ IS?!’ These are the hard hitting questions "
No, I’m probably going to be too busy alternating between looking into your eyes and looking down at your tits. |
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"Ahhh your stamina may be exceptional but are you guys on TikTok? Do you like what I like? Are you going to moan about people my age? Are you going to reference things that happened before I was born then go ‘WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT XYZ IS?!’ These are the hard hitting questions "
Tik, tok? Jeezo, that's a tough gig. Of course we're going to reference things. It makes us mysterious and we can pretend everything was better back then.
However, we do bring quality alcohol and food to the meet. Oh, we turn up too 🤓 |
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By *eliWoman 24 weeks ago
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"Over fifty men have never sounded so dreamy, so glad I've got daddy issues.
We're the ultimate night time partner 🤓"
More morning, day, evening partner... too late in to the night and you're deep in the sleep of the middle aged man. ❤️ |
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"Over fifty men have never sounded so dreamy, so glad I've got daddy issues.
We're the ultimate night time partner 🤓
More morning, day, evening partner... too late in to the night and you're deep in the sleep of the middle aged man. ❤️"
There's something special about a mid afternoon, post coital nap 🤓 |
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By *abioMan 23 weeks ago
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If I say I like wurthers… do I get carted out? Sugar free ones these days!!!
Horlicks, comfy slippers, a warm looking cardy ( you know the ones!)
They say 50 is the new 30…. Bloody tell that to my knees and hip!!!
I am embracing my inner grumpy old man and loving it!  |
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"Over fifty men have never sounded so dreamy, so glad I've got daddy issues.
We're the ultimate night time partner 🤓
More morning, day, evening partner... too late in to the night and you're deep in the sleep of the middle aged man. ❤️"
Not necessarily...
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I absolutely hated turning 50, after my 40s being so good , it just felt like the end of the world.
But I’m doing okay now I get on the mobility scooter and manage to get to the swimming pool once a week and do a couple of widths with the help of my carer.
Boiled cabbage is not as bad as everyone says, especially if you pour some lumpy gravy on it.
Yeah, my house smells like a fusty old charity shop, but that’s because everything in it came from the charity shop. Ive dozens of different glasses one of each type & size, so whatever you bring to drink, there will be the correct glass for you, I’ll drink it out of an old mug though.
There’s lots of positives
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"You need to mention something about knees here
True. Amend to:
- voltarol or deep heat may be required after a session. Fun to apply, just not under foreskin 👍  "
Edit: do not use mint source shower gel either to keep clean. I cried less when I broke my ankle 🫣🤓 |
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"It's edging ever closer. I won't pretend to be thrilled at the prospect, but this is an encouraging thread.
Bring on the Werther's!"
Don't be than man! Red and black wine gums are, however, acceptable 👍🤓 |
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"You need to mention something about knees here
True. Amend to:
- voltarol or deep heat may be required after a session. Fun to apply, just not under foreskin 👍"
I love the smell of deep.heat personally. And germoline. |
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"You need to mention something about knees here
True. Amend to:
- voltarol or deep heat may be required after a session. Fun to apply, just not under foreskin 👍
I love the smell of deep.heat personally. And germoline."
Sniff me 😬🤓 |
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and 18 years younger than me.
They'd count as toy boys for us 