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Drinks are on me No.4 Cheers
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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It's fullstop at weeks end time again. I'll be your smooth talking Barsteward tonight. What's it to be? (Topless table staff required) Photos on CV please. |
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"Pint of stowfords and Peroni please
Oh, you've brought a date with you. Nice work you. Coming right up.  "
Sadly not, the bars 2 deep so it saves me the queue 2nd drink in lol
Although if a lady or couple don’t want to wait I’m on the sofa with a Peroni
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"2 Zombies and I'll dance on the bar
....."Get this lady 2 Zombies immediately!!"
💃💃💃
To the song 'It's raining men' 
For a packet of pork scratchings, my top will come off  "
.... "Get this lady a packet of Pork Scratching immediately". |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"2 large malbecs please xxx
Been that sort of week ay'. Coming right up madam. it's been an awesome week these are celebration drinks 🍸 😀 "
Yay. Pleased for you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"Thank you they are going down lovely xxx"
Did you notice I refrained from being inquisitive and asking why the beverages are celebratory..... Oh c'mon spill. I'm intrigued now. |
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"2 Zombies and I'll dance on the bar
....."Get this lady 2 Zombies immediately!!"
💃💃💃
To the song 'It's raining men'
For a packet of pork scratchings, my top will come off
.... "Get this lady a packet of Pork Scratching immediately". "
*swings bra around head* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"2 Zombies and I'll dance on the bar
....."Get this lady 2 Zombies immediately!!"
💃💃💃
To the song 'It's raining men'
For a packet of pork scratchings, my top will come off
.... "Get this lady a packet of Pork Scratching immediately".
*swings bra around head*"
OMG! Try not to knock anybody out with those. |
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"2 Zombies and I'll dance on the bar
....."Get this lady 2 Zombies immediately!!"
💃💃💃
To the song 'It's raining men'
For a packet of pork scratchings, my top will come off
.... "Get this lady a packet of Pork Scratching immediately".
*swings bra around head*
OMG! Try not to knock anybody out with those. "
I might net a whale or two |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"2 Zombies and I'll dance on the bar
....."Get this lady 2 Zombies immediately!!"
💃💃💃
To the song 'It's raining men'
For a packet of pork scratchings, my top will come off
.... "Get this lady a packet of Pork Scratching immediately".
*swings bra around head*
OMG! Try not to knock anybody out with those.
I might net a whale or two "
So you're looking for some Moby dicks tonight. |
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"2 Zombies and I'll dance on the bar
....."Get this lady 2 Zombies immediately!!"
💃💃💃
To the song 'It's raining men'
For a packet of pork scratchings, my top will come off
.... "Get this lady a packet of Pork Scratching immediately".
*swings bra around head*
OMG! Try not to knock anybody out with those.
I might net a whale or two
So you're looking for some Moby dicks tonight. "
Do you offer dicks at this bar?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"2 Zombies and I'll dance on the bar
....."Get this lady 2 Zombies immediately!!"
💃💃💃
To the song 'It's raining men'
For a packet of pork scratchings, my top will come off
.... "Get this lady a packet of Pork Scratching immediately".
*swings bra around head*
OMG! Try not to knock anybody out with those.
I might net a whale or two
So you're looking for some Moby dicks tonight.
Do you offer dicks at this bar? "
Please madam. We seek to deliver the highest standards. Richard was an awful member of our staff and been sacked. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"Passionfruit mojito please with a fireball chaser, just to start 
(security keep an eye on this one) Looks a wild one to me.
Im blushing and shocked you figured me out so quickly 😊"
I'm an experienced Barsteward, what else can I say. You're welcome to stay but behave yourself. |
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"Passionfruit mojito please with a fireball chaser, just to start
(security keep an eye on this one) Looks a wild one to me.
Im blushing and shocked you figured me out so quickly 😊
I'm an experienced Barsteward, what else can I say. You're welcome to stay but behave yourself. "
cant promise that im afraid! 😈 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"Passionfruit mojito please with a fireball chaser, just to start
(security keep an eye on this one) Looks a wild one to me.
Im blushing and shocked you figured me out so quickly 😊
I'm an experienced Barsteward, what else can I say. You're welcome to stay but behave yourself. cant promise that im afraid! 😈"
No promises have been asked for. However fireball chasers do have a clause attached..... What record would you like to do your striptease to? |
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"Passionfruit mojito please with a fireball chaser, just to start
(security keep an eye on this one) Looks a wild one to me.
Im blushing and shocked you figured me out so quickly 😊
I'm an experienced Barsteward, what else can I say. You're welcome to stay but behave yourself. cant promise that im afraid! 😈
No promises have been asked for. However fireball chasers do have a clause attached..... What record would you like to do your striptease to? "
dirty xtina aguilara (cant spell it) 🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"Passionfruit mojito please with a fireball chaser, just to start
(security keep an eye on this one) Looks a wild one to me.
Im blushing and shocked you figured me out so quickly 😊
I'm an experienced Barsteward, what else can I say. You're welcome to stay but behave yourself. cant promise that im afraid! 😈
No promises have been asked for. However fireball chasers do have a clause attached..... What record would you like to do your striptease to? dirty xtina aguilara (cant spell it) 🤣"
I've just spoken to the DJ, they said if you want dirty it's 'Milkshake' by Kelis. Is that ok? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"Glendronach 21 please
Shit. I haven't got that tipple. ..... Jack with ice?
Oh god no has to be a Scottish single malt "
I bought the bottle from a corner shop in Aberdeen.... I'm single and serving it. That will have to do. |
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"Passionfruit mojito please with a fireball chaser, just to start
(security keep an eye on this one) Looks a wild one to me.
Im blushing and shocked you figured me out so quickly 😊
I'm an experienced Barsteward, what else can I say. You're welcome to stay but behave yourself. cant promise that im afraid! 😈
No promises have been asked for. However fireball chasers do have a clause attached..... What record would you like to do your striptease to? dirty xtina aguilara (cant spell it) 🤣
I've just spoken to the DJ, they said if you want dirty it's 'Milkshake' by Kelis. Is that ok? "
that will have to do then! Another fireball for me while your there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"Passionfruit mojito please with a fireball chaser, just to start
(security keep an eye on this one) Looks a wild one to me.
Im blushing and shocked you figured me out so quickly 😊
I'm an experienced Barsteward, what else can I say. You're welcome to stay but behave yourself. cant promise that im afraid! 😈
No promises have been asked for. However fireball chasers do have a clause attached..... What record would you like to do your striptease to? dirty xtina aguilara (cant spell it) 🤣
I've just spoken to the DJ, they said if you want dirty it's 'Milkshake' by Kelis. Is that ok? that will have to do then! Another fireball for me while your there "
Good grief, this is goona' be too hot for fab! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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Thank you to all that engaged and shared a giggle with me tonight. Same again next week. Unless I've met a women and having oodles of sex. So, same time next week then. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"Just finished off the Red Stripe going onto a Pinot Grigio now "
I don't serve Pinot Grigio.... Have you sneaked that in! .... Oh, ok. Pour one for me too please. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"Do you still need a big bare busted bar babe.
( . Y . )
Yes. Do you know one?
Depends, do you mind if the chest is hairy or not "
It's not about my likes! Ask the punters, it's their night out. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 23 weeks ago
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"Im back again, cant keep away vodka redbull and a shot of fireball
Oooft"
Ladies please curtail your thirst until next Saturday. I'll be serving a special cocktail.... 'The Fiddlestick' |
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"Im back again, cant keep away vodka redbull and a shot of fireball
Oooft
Ladies please curtail your thirst until next Saturday. I'll be serving a special cocktail.... 'The Fiddlestick' "
The ladies are thirsty.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 23 weeks ago
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"Im back again, cant keep away vodka redbull and a shot of fireball
Oooft
Ladies please curtail your thirst until next Saturday. I'll be serving a special cocktail.... 'The Fiddlestick'
The ladies are thirsty.... "
For the Fiddlestick or... Sebastian Fiddlesticks?  |
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"Im back again, cant keep away vodka redbull and a shot of fireball
Oooft
Ladies please curtail your thirst until next Saturday. I'll be serving a special cocktail.... 'The Fiddlestick'
The ladies are thirsty....
For the Fiddlestick or... Sebastian Fiddlesticks? "
both 😜 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 23 weeks ago
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"Im back again, cant keep away vodka redbull and a shot of fireball
Oooft
Ladies please curtail your thirst until next Saturday. I'll be serving a special cocktail.... 'The Fiddlestick'
The ladies are thirsty....
For the Fiddlestick or... Sebastian Fiddlesticks? both 😜"
I never mix drinking with pleasure. Always make a mistake with the condom, the last women woke up with it on her foot. |
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"Im back again, cant keep away vodka redbull and a shot of fireball
Oooft
Ladies please curtail your thirst until next Saturday. I'll be serving a special cocktail.... 'The Fiddlestick'
The ladies are thirsty....
For the Fiddlestick or... Sebastian Fiddlesticks? both 😜"
I'm gagging for it here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 23 weeks ago
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"Im back again, cant keep away vodka redbull and a shot of fireball
Oooft
Ladies please curtail your thirst until next Saturday. I'll be serving a special cocktail.... 'The Fiddlestick'
The ladies are thirsty....
For the Fiddlestick or... Sebastian Fiddlesticks? both 😜
I'm gagging for it here"
Now if that isn't a Cock pic DM I don't know what is? |
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