No idea with the first two quotes posted without cheating so I'll let others get those. Well...I think I know the first one but if it is the film I'm thinking of the OP has misquoted it.

Here's mine:

"The older the bull, the stiffer the horn."

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By *l chapo123Man 23 weeks ago

Costa del sol

Human centipede

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By *ouble-SidedCouple 23 weeks ago

Voldsøy

It can't rain all the time. 🖤

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS 23 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

"It can't rain all the time. 🖤"

Is it from the crow...?... I'm guessing didn't Google..

...ok mine.... "you're all the same the lot of you with your long hair and faggot clothes."..

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By *eo PublicMan 23 weeks ago

Lincoln

"The problem may have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf"

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan 23 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

""The problem may have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf""

this turns up all the way to 11 😉

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan 23 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"WHAT'S THE SMELL OF WEE IN HERE? You got your mouthwash muddled up with cat piss?"

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By *eoBloomsMan 23 weeks ago

Springfield

""WHAT'S THE SMELL OF WEE IN HERE? You got your mouthwash muddled up with cat piss?""

Coach in the kebab shop, The Gentlemen

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan 23 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

""WHAT'S THE SMELL OF WEE IN HERE? You got your mouthwash muddled up with cat piss?"

Coach in the kebab shop, The Gentlemen "

👍 one of many fine quotable moments in that film!

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By *regS332Man 23 weeks ago

st austell

Must go faster

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By *_Mia_XTV/TS 23 weeks ago

Ilkeston

"I am not pretty. I am not beautiful. I am as radiant as the sun."

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By *hesblokeMan 23 weeks ago

Derbyshire village

"I am not breaking radio silence 'cos you lot got spooked by a dead flying fucking cow!"

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By *riel13Woman 23 weeks ago

Northampton

""WHAT'S THE SMELL OF WEE IN HERE? You got your mouthwash muddled up with cat piss?""

I actually just watch that scene on YouTube to cheer me up

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By *hesblokeMan 23 weeks ago

Derbyshire village

"Do you find it....Wisible?"

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By *ecky and justCouple 23 weeks ago

Godalming

"Must go faster"

Jurassic Park, Jeff Goldblum while being chased by Trex.

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By *ecky and justCouple 23 weeks ago

Godalming

this turns up all the way to 11 😉"

Spinal Tap… 😁

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By *ecky and justCouple 23 weeks ago

Godalming

“You’d give a fucking Aspirin an headache..!”

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By *riel13Woman 23 weeks ago

Northampton

""Do you find it....Wisible?""

Life of Brian... Another fave!

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By *hesblokeMan 23 weeks ago

Derbyshire village

""Do you find it....Wisible?"

Life of Brian... Another fave!

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By *oublesixesMan 23 weeks ago

Corby

Impossible sir; it's in Johnson's underwear

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