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What do you remember most about your first sex education class
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"I went to a catholic school - sex education was that you only had sex after marriage and that was it 😂"
Yeah this as well……you got married and then you had babies, very vague on any other details xx 😄 |
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I remember watching a video where a robot alien came to earth and met with two children who explained how new humans were made. I distinctly remember the line "I am a robot. I cannot have sex". This was probably about year 4 so I was about 8 |
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I was 14? and the class was pretty much rolling a condom onto a banana. Only they left the practical part way too late and I remember throwing everything into my bag and having to rush to my next class.
That evening I went out with some friends to a house party, on the way we'd stopped at a corner store to pick up snacks. I ran into a friend of my brother's as I was trying to find money at the bottom of my bag. He said 'having a good time?' just as I pulled out my wallet and the condom flew out and landed on the ground between us. We both just stared at the condom but didn't acknowledge it. He said goodbye and I said goodbye and he left. Turned out he was headed over to my house to hang out with my brother and he ended up telling my brother and my dad that I was out having sex.
It was a very fucking fun evening when I got home that night. |
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"I went to a catholic school - sex education was that you only had sex after marriage and that was it 😂
Yeah this as well……you got married and then you had babies, very vague on any other details xx 😄"
Father Murphy sweating his way through it whilst we rolled our eyes and wished we were over at the girls school 🤷🏽♂️ |
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All boys school, 1986.
The RE teacher drew an oval on the board, one circle at the top of the oval, one underneath.
"That one stretches, that one stretches, that one doesn't. We will now go through the anonymous questions you put in this box" |
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I remember watching a video, then the teacher asking us to explain what various body parts were. I had to explain the clitoris. As I was only 10 and had no idea, I simply said "a lump". |
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Far too late, we were about 15, and one girl in class was already pregnant.
Biology teacher showing a box containing various forms of contraception and explanation what they were and how they worked. |
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"I remember something about putting a condom on a banana and it protects you from STIs and pregnancy "
First rule of family planning: Make sure there are no bananas in the house when trying to conceive. |
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"I remember watching a video, then the teacher asking us to explain what various body parts were. I had to explain the clitoris. As I was only 10 and had no idea, I simply said "a lump"."
Tbf I'm 53 and haven't got much past that 🤦♂️ |
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"I went to a catholic school - sex education was that you only had sex after marriage and that was it 😂
Yeah this as well……you got married and then you had babies, very vague on any other details xx 😄"
Similar, it was husbands and wives who had sex and only so that they could have babies and become parents. Then loads of stuff about periods. The end. Nothing about contraception. |
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I think we had a virgin teaching us. She was 100% rigidly only imparting the absolute scientific detail. I got the highest marks in the whole year  We had to giggle in embarrassment, as it was bare bones minimum and hearing this prim maiden saying the sexual terms was unreal, especially as she flustered easily. Intercourse anyone? |
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One of the lads put a condom over his head and started blowing it up with his nostrils.
Also one of the girls passed me a note from another girl that said she wanted to give me a blowjob.
I wrote a note back but the teacher intercepted it and I got into shit for it. |
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The lad who thought he was gods gift to the girls arguing with the teacher that his cock was a muscle and that he could prove it because he was making it bigger every night by exercising it. The dawning realisation that he might have misunderstood was a thing of beauty to behold. |
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I learned more from the crusty hardcore porn mags stuffed behind the toilet cisterns than when the TV and VHS got wheeled in on the trolley and we watched a video.
Monty Python’s The Meaning Of Life Sex Education class was probably the classic “… did I do vaginal juices last week?” |
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