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For the asking ........ my vote
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To all of the above - Consider yourself the recipient of the award you wanted.
Nude Law ...... Move your hands , flash your duster and you just might be in with a shout.
I mean ...... would your duster reach my pelmets ? |
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"I'd like to win kindest forumite, Granny C.
You look stunning today, have you done something different with your hair?"
No she always looks like she's been dragged through two bushes by a wild boar !
(I'm going for Cunt of the Year or Most Controversial Poster) |
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By *fffunCouple 23 weeks ago
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Only just discovered the fun from the forums... So fairly new here compared to other active members here... Usually dip in the fun/games light hearted ones... Just good to see who comes up tops so I can perve on more profiles  |
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I would like to be considered for several categories please.
Ability to revert eyeballs to original position after extreme rolling.
Maintaining equilibrium following excessive head shaking.
Best bull shit detector
And finally
Not knowing what I want and how to get it.
😇 |
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"I would like to be considered for several categories please.
Ability to revert eyeballs to original position after extreme rolling.
Maintaining equilibrium following excessive head shaking.
Best bull shit detector
And finally
Not knowing what I want and how to get it.
😇"
If only we could use doodle on here  |
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"Winner of the best runner up for rear of the year 2024.
It was just the Winter edition but someone decided to call it a year 🤷🏻♂️
Anyway, go me…winner of best runner up 🏆
K"
I'll vote for you. I hate seeing you so bitter |
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"I would like to be considered for several categories please.
Ability to revert eyeballs to original position after extreme rolling.
Maintaining equilibrium following excessive head shaking.
Best bull shit detector
And finally
Not knowing what I want and how to get it.
😇
If only we could use doodle on here "
 I'm glad we can't. Imagine the polls! |
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"I would like to be considered for several categories please.
Ability to revert eyeballs to original position after extreme rolling.
Maintaining equilibrium following excessive head shaking.
Best bull shit detector
And finally
Not knowing what I want and how to get it.
😇
If only we could use doodle on here
I'm glad we can't. Imagine the polls! "
I can imagine  |
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"Winner of the best runner up for rear of the year 2024.
It was just the Winter edition but someone decided to call it a year 🤷🏻♂️
Anyway, go me…winner of best runner up 🏆
K
I'll vote for you. I hate seeing you so bitter"
😘😘 you are right - crying it in works 😛 |
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"I've been here a very long time and can't see anyone voting for me in any of those categories.
Quite happy to blend in rather than stand out "
Now Now Ms.Wyld ...... False modesty never won a coconut in a gilded waistcoat or what ever the saying is ...
You are a pearl before the swine.... and prob top of many people's list. |
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"I'd like to win kindest forumite, Granny C.
You look stunning today, have you done something different with your hair?
I have actually Willy ...... how lovely and kind of you .. sweet man.
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You're more than welcome, Granny. I hope you enjoy the rest of your day x |
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"God he's lovely and kind. Everyone should vote for this kind , kind forumite
@willy_idol
I've liked AND subscribed 
Thank you, Nude. Sending hugs 🫂 and I hope you have a wonderful day🫶"
No - YOU have a wonderful day 💌 |
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"Now Now Ms.Wyld ...... False modesty never won a coconut in a gilded waistcoat or what ever the saying is ... You are a pearl before the swine.... and prob top of many people's list."
A rising tide butters no parsnips, that’s for sure.
And you’re right Granny. Few people in life have kissed me like Ms Wyld has. She’s forever on my list. |
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"Now Now Ms.Wyld ...... False modesty never won a coconut in a gilded waistcoat or what ever the saying is ... You are a pearl before the swine.... and prob top of many people's list.
A rising tide butters no parsnips, that’s for sure.
And you’re right Granny. Few people in life have kissed me like Ms Wyld has. She’s forever on my list."
Bloody Hell ....... The award for stirring sensuality goes to the bloke in the pink specs !
I feel all gooey  |
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"Driest vagina for a grandmother award."
I got some HRT pessaries from the doc and ive never looked back ..... too busy mopping up the trails (WEG) sos that was rude- ish ......
They are totes amaze tho . |
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I just went to vote on Bella's thread and I can't ........ cos ........ I'm prohibited..... sigh.
And I desperately wanted to vote for all those that asked. Desperately! Desperately I tell you ...
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"I just went to vote on Bella's thread and I can't ........ cos ........ I'm prohibited..... sigh.
And I desperately wanted to vote for all those that asked. Desperately! Desperately I tell you ...
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Granny Crumpet for Best Edible Abode. |
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