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By *bi HaiveMan 22 weeks ago
Cheeseville, Somerset |
"About 7 times a week.
*from Temu........
Tbf I get them too  "
Drives me nuts. It's always for stuff I've looked at and decided I'm not at all interested in.
Temu needs Fab's stealth browsing option......🤦♂️😂 |
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By *elloWoman 22 weeks ago
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Women love the 'Are you free now? I'm bored and horny' there's nothing better than being an outlet for a guy's boredom and blue balls .
That and the 'you free now for me to wreck your hole' that's also a special message that gets us putting on our slippers and grabbing the car keys |
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"Women love the 'Are you free now? I'm bored and horny' there's nothing better than being an outlet for a guy's boredom and blue balls .
That and the 'you free now for me to wreck your hole' that's also a special message that gets us putting on our slippers and grabbing the car keys "
I just hope you don't vreak the speed limits |
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I wind them up. When they ask if I’m free now I say “yeh” then they go on overdrive asking if I accommodate. “Yeh”. Do I do oral/anal/bdsm/bareback? “Yeh” then they start asking for address, number and that is when I ghost. No block, just ghost. It is a lot of fun when I am really bored! 😂😂😂😂 |
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In all honesty, I much prefer these kinds of meets
What annoys me slightly though is that, very often, the senders mean right there and then
To me, a "right now" meet is some time in the next couple of hours, not now, now
I don't sit on here ready to meet, but give me a bit of time to suss you our, communicate well, give me half an hour to shower and dress, give me 15-30 mins to get to you and yeah, it's doable |
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"I wind them up. When they ask if I’m free now I say “yeh” then they go on overdrive asking if I accommodate. “Yeh”. Do I do oral/anal/bdsm/bareback? “Yeh” then they start asking for address, number and that is when I ghost. No block, just ghost. It is a lot of fun when I am really bored! 😂😂😂😂"
I don't go as far as that vut an initial little humorous reply is not unknown |
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"Weirdly I got that exact message today...from a woman!
Unfortunately I wasn't free, that will most likely be the first and last time I ever get that message from a woman  "
put your lottery numbers on asap 🤣🤣 |
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"Weirdly I got that exact message today...from a woman!
Unfortunately I wasn't free, that will most likely be the first and last time I ever get that message from a woman put your lottery numbers on asap 🤣🤣"
🤣🤣 |
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"In all honesty, I much prefer these kinds of meets
What annoys me slightly though is that, very often, the senders mean right there and then
To me, a "right now" meet is some time in the next couple of hours, not now, now
I don't sit on here ready to meet, but give me a bit of time to suss you our, communicate well, give me half an hour to shower and dress, give me 15-30 mins to get to you and yeah, it's doable"
How long is that all together, would you say. Shall we call it within the hour? |
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"Weirdly I got that exact message today...from a woman!
Unfortunately I wasn't free, that will most likely be the first and last time I ever get that message from a woman
Tnat's essex for you. "
what do you mean MB?  x |
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"Weirdly I got that exact message today...from a woman!
Unfortunately I wasn't free, that will most likely be the first and last time I ever get that message from a woman
Tnat's essex for you. what do you mean MB? x"
It was not you who messaged him, were you? |
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"Weirdly I got that exact message today...from a woman!
Unfortunately I wasn't free, that will most likely be the first and last time I ever get that message from a woman
Tnat's essex for you. what do you mean MB? x
It was not you who messaged him, were you? "
hell wished it was, lol.  x |
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"Weirdly I got that exact message today...from a woman!
Unfortunately I wasn't free, that will most likely be the first and last time I ever get that message from a woman
Tnat's essex for you. what do you mean MB? x
It was not you who messaged him, were you? hell wished it was, lol. x"
He was busy anyway |
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"Weirdly I got that exact message today...from a woman!
Unfortunately I wasn't free, that will most likely be the first and last time I ever get that message from a woman
Tnat's essex for you. what do you mean MB? x
It was not you who messaged him, were you? hell wished it was, lol. x
He was busy anyway "
story of my life. lol. X |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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I guess if you sent a message every minute, on the minute, and the person was interested someone might be "free now?"
I wouldn't want to test this, sending or receiving. |
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Living seven or eight time zones away from the UK, once it’s past midnight GMT the ‘one liners’ and silhouette profiles come out in force; especially on a Friday and Saturday.
I often enjoy taking these idiots ‘out for a walk’ whilst in between gym sets on a Saturday and Sunday morning my time
Saying yes to “free now”, the majority just want wank chat, simply replying, “yes, yes and yes” is more than some can endure, they soon disappear!
What’s interesting, their response rate to “free now” or “meet now” must be low, even when they get a reply (from me taking these piss), they still don’t take ten seconds to read my profile and realise I’m at least a third of the world away from them!
Make of that what you will  |
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