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By (user no longer on site) OP 23 weeks ago
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Having just dunked a Rich Tea biscuit into my cup of tea only to see half of it detach and plummet into my beverage.
It made me ponder as to which is the best dunking biscuit? For me it’s chocolate hobnobs. |
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Definitely Hobnobs for structural integrity ....... scientifically proven to resist breaking up as quickly as other biscuits.
Mind you I sometimes WANT a biscuit that will turn to mush and can be sucked off all sloppy and lush |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 23 weeks ago
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"Definitely Hobnobs for structural integrity ....... scientifically proven to resist breaking up as quickly as other biscuits.
Mind you I sometimes WANT a biscuit that will turn to mush and can be sucked off all sloppy and lush "
sounds like you’re talking from experience lol |
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"Garibaldy
Totally rejected those as a child....... but as an adult......... God they are divine.
Crisp n soft at the same time and not too sweet.... lovely"
Or to give them their proper name ‘dead fly biscuits’, I have always loved them.
Lots of ‘older’ people like them Granny, I think it may be a teeth related thing  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 23 weeks ago
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"Garibaldi or bourbon can't decide oh maybe custard cream, oh but a chocolate cookie is good too. Fuck it all the biscuits are the GOAT "
biscuits are my kryptonite, can’t just have one, the whole pack has to go in one sitting.
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"Garibaldy
Totally rejected those as a child....... but as an adult......... God they are divine.
Crisp n soft at the same time and not too sweet.... lovely
Or to give them their proper name ‘dead fly biscuits’, I have always loved them.
Lots of ‘older’ people like them Granny, I think it may be a teeth related thing "
I still reject Garibaldi biscuits, even as an adult! Dead flies squashed between to dry, stale biscuits? Nah, no thanks 🤣
I'd probably go for a Bourbon or Custard Cream if I'm having a cuppa, especially as they are relatively low cost too. I'm also partial to an Abernethy, Lincoln or Milk Chocolate Malted Milk biscuit, but only when I'm feeling flush after payday! 😉👍 |
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"Definitely Hobnobs for structural integrity ....... scientifically proven to resist breaking up as quickly as other biscuits.
Mind you I sometimes WANT a biscuit that will turn to mush and can be sucked off all sloppy and lush "
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Ginger Nuts are objectively the best dunking biscuits. It goes nice and soft on the outside while maintaining its structural integrity. If you you allow a Ginger Nut to fall it, I means you've probably fallen asleep. |
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"Hotel Chocolat's "10 second dunking biscuit"
Or a HobNob"
hob nobs drink more of the cuppa than any other biscuit and then fall apart into the soggy mess at the bottom of the cup.
discounted on pure lack of dunkability |
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By *inkShyWoman 22 weeks ago
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"Hotel Chocolat's "10 second dunking biscuit"
Or a HobNob
hob nobs drink more of the cuppa than any other biscuit and then fall apart into the soggy mess at the bottom of the cup.
discounted on pure lack of dunkability"
Maybe learn some self control and take it out before it becomes a soggy mess?
I've never had a Hobnob betray me 🍪 |
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"Hotel Chocolat's "10 second dunking biscuit"
Or a HobNob"
I had a pack of those hotel Chocolat ones 10 second crap, pretentious poncey excuse for a biscuit. Give me a pack of Nice biscuits anyday. |
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By *inkShyWoman 22 weeks ago
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"Hotel Chocolat's "10 second dunking biscuit"
Or a HobNob
I had a pack of those hotel Chocolat ones 10 second crap, pretentious poncey excuse for a biscuit. Give me a pack of Nice biscuits anyday."
Ahhh yours were probably stale 🤣 I dunk them in hot chocolate, can't say I've actually dunked in a tea with them!
Not a fan of Nice, but do like a Malted Milk! |
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"Hotel Chocolat's "10 second dunking biscuit"
Or a HobNob
I had a pack of those hotel Chocolat ones 10 second crap, pretentious poncey excuse for a biscuit. Give me a pack of Nice biscuits anyday.
Ahhh yours were probably stale 🤣 I dunk them in hot chocolate, can't say I've actually dunked in a tea with them!
Not a fan of Nice, but do like a Malted Milk! "
Dunk in hot chocolate? That's just pure sugar on sugar. I don't mind paying a premium for good biscuits but when I pay premium and get crap biscuits it makes my blood boil  |
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"Hotel Chocolat's "10 second dunking biscuit"
Or a HobNob
hob nobs drink more of the cuppa than any other biscuit and then fall apart into the soggy mess at the bottom of the cup.
hob nobs are evil nasty biscuits that attack when least expecting them to. the evil streak is to fall apart.
self control when dunking, never, never. dunk properly or not at all.
discounted on pure lack of dunkability
Maybe learn some self control and take it out before it becomes a soggy mess?
I've never had a Hobnob betray me 🍪"
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By *inkShyWoman 22 weeks ago
near Windsor |
"Hotel Chocolat's "10 second dunking biscuit"
Or a HobNob
I had a pack of those hotel Chocolat ones 10 second crap, pretentious poncey excuse for a biscuit. Give me a pack of Nice biscuits anyday.
Ahhh yours were probably stale 🤣 I dunk them in hot chocolate, can't say I've actually dunked in a tea with them!
Not a fan of Nice, but do like a Malted Milk!
Dunk in hot chocolate? That's just pure sugar on sugar. I don't mind paying a premium for good biscuits but when I pay premium and get crap biscuits it makes my blood boil "
Haha, I tend to have dark hot chocolate and it's only a few times a year so I'll survive 😜 I've never paid for mine so I'm not as angry lol |
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"Hotel Chocolat's "10 second dunking biscuit"
Or a HobNob
I had a pack of those hotel Chocolat ones 10 second crap, pretentious poncey excuse for a biscuit. Give me a pack of Nice biscuits anyday.
Ahhh yours were probably stale 🤣 I dunk them in hot chocolate, can't say I've actually dunked in a tea with them!
Not a fan of Nice, but do like a Malted Milk!
Dunk in hot chocolate? That's just pure sugar on sugar. I don't mind paying a premium for good biscuits but when I pay premium and get crap biscuits it makes my blood boil
Haha, I tend to have dark hot chocolate and it's only a few times a year so I'll survive 😜 I've never paid for mine so I'm not as angry lol"
Free hot chocolate? What is your secret fair maiden?  |
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