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Happy Birthday Jamie Hants! 🥳🎂🎈
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By *eliWoman 22 weeks ago
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Hey Hants you delightful joy. Can't make a squirrel joke because... men.
Still. It's your birthday. A day to celebrate another year of you. The utter divine gift you are. And your hair, can't forget about that.
Happy birthday Hants. Hope your year is filled with great sex, meandering walks with uptight swans. Circling cows. Chips and mayo. Laughing until you ache. Cheese. Running away from those with cameras. Men who make you swoon and kiss you like you're the most beautiful thing. You are*.
*normal service will resume tomorrow.
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