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By *evotee101 OP Woman 12 weeks ago

Houghton le Spring

Punch it Chewy

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 12 weeks ago

Markfield

I love you. I know.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 12 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

It’s a trap!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 12 weeks ago

Markfield

Do or do not. There is no try.

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By *zeroMan 12 weeks ago

Glasgow

I have a bad feeling about this

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 12 weeks ago

Markfield

There’s always a bigger fish.

I am your father

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 12 weeks ago

Hatfield

Let’s blow this thing and go home

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By *onnie 90Woman 12 weeks ago

Leeds

"These aren't the droids your looking for"

"It's the forest moon of Endor"

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 12 weeks ago

Markfield

Stay on target

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman 12 weeks ago

Manchester

Do or do not. There is no try.

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman 12 weeks ago

Manchester

Use the force, Luke

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 12 weeks ago

Hatfield

"Stay on target "

Winner contender here

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 12 weeks ago

Hatfield

"Do or do not. There is no try. "

The force is strong with this one

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By *irk_Dastardly.Man 12 weeks ago

Salisbury

“I got a bad feeling about this.” Lando Calrissian

“Come on, baby! Do the magic hand thing.” —Greef Karga, The Mandalorian

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 12 weeks ago

Hatfield

You may fire when ready

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By *cottish guy 555Man 12 weeks ago

London

That's no moon.

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By *onnie 90Woman 12 weeks ago

Leeds

Remove his restraining bolt...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"That's no moon.

Oh, bugger, you beat me...

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By *zeroMan 12 weeks ago

Glasgow

You underestimate my power

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I... am your father!

😳

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By *cottish guy 555Man 12 weeks ago

London

That's what I'm trying to tell you, it's not there. It's been totally blown away.

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By *cottish guy 555Man 12 weeks ago

London

I think you overestimate their chances.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Antique weapons are no substitute for a blaster

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 12 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"That's no moon.

Oh, bugger, you beat me..."

I don’t know this one 🤔

Mr TMN

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 12 weeks ago

Hatfield

"That's no moon.

Oh, bugger, you beat me...

I don’t know this one 🤔

Mr TMN"

Referring to the death stsr .. obi wan kanobi as they come out of hyper space in the MF ..

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By *vaRoseWoman 12 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Pull out! You are doing no good back there

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 12 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Pull out! You are doing no good back there "

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *entleman_spyMan 12 weeks ago

nearby

Just myself, the boy, and no questions asked.

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By *evotee101 OP Woman 12 weeks ago

Houghton le Spring

"Remove his restraining bolt..."
brilliant

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 12 weeks ago

Hatfield

"Just myself, the boy, and no questions asked."

A good but slightly disturbing quote ..

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 12 weeks ago

Hatfield

You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought

Princess leia

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By *evotee101 OP Woman 12 weeks ago

Houghton le Spring

I'm altering the deal,pray I don't alter it any further.

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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago

"I'm altering the deal,pray I don't alter it any further."

From The Empire Strikes bare-Back

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 12 weeks ago

Hatfield

You have failed me for the last time

D. Vader

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By *hirleyMan 12 weeks ago

somewhere

Mos eisley 'spaceport'; you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany. We must be cautious!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"That's no moon.

Oh, bugger, you beat me...

I don’t know this one 🤔

Mr TMN

Referring to the death stsr .. obi wan kanobi as they come out of hyper space in the MF .. "

Mrs TMN means my "Oh, bugger, you beat me..."

🤣

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By *evotee101 OP Woman 12 weeks ago

Houghton le Spring

And I thought they smelt bad on the outside

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Never tell me the odds!

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By *hirleyMan 12 weeks ago

somewhere

Don't worry she'll hold together.

You hear me baby! Hold together

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By *hirleyMan 12 weeks ago

somewhere

"And I thought they smelt bad on the outside

Beat me too it

Can pretty much use any of hans lines to be honest 😂

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By *he Silver FuxMan 12 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

It didn’t go in, it just impacted on the surface

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By *evotee101 OP Woman 12 weeks ago

Houghton le Spring

Sorry about the mess

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By *onnynclaireCouple 12 weeks ago

Reading

“Shoot it!!!”

“Where?”

“Anywhere!!”

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 12 weeks ago

Hatfield

At that speed, will you be able to pull out in time?

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By *evotee101 OP Woman 12 weeks ago

Houghton le Spring

Don't get Cocky kid

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By *he Silver FuxMan 12 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Get clear Wedge, you can’t do any more good back there

She might not look like much but she’s got it where it counts..

There’s an awful lot of moisture in here..

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By *arriedminxCouple 12 weeks ago

here

Your powers are weak, old man.

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By *arriedminxCouple 12 weeks ago

here

Impressive…. Most impressive.

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By *he Silver FuxMan 12 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

"Your powers are weak, old man."

Use the Viagra Luke

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By *arriedminxCouple 12 weeks ago

here

"Get clear Wedge, you can’t do any more good back there

She might not look like much but she’s got it where it counts..

There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.."

And … we have a winner!

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By *iFruityCoupleCouple 12 weeks ago

Watermouth

Let the power flow though you.

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By *evotee101 OP Woman 12 weeks ago

Houghton le Spring

I've lost R2

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By *ackformore100Man 12 weeks ago

Tin town

I'll never turn to the dark

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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago

I’ve got a bad feeling about this

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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago

‘That’s no moon’

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 12 weeks ago

Hatfield

I have felt him, my master.

D. Vader

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By *cLovin2Man 12 weeks ago

Reading

If only you knew the power of the dark side...

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 12 weeks ago

Hatfield

It’s Working! It’s Working!

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By *he Silver FuxMan 12 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS 12 weeks ago

The Lake District

Aren't you a little short (cock) for a Storm Trooper

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By *abyandthecuckCouple 12 weeks ago

hartlepool/hotel

Deep dop dooop (r2d2 noises) 🥵🥵🥵

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By *auraLoves2020TV/TS 12 weeks ago

Didcot

“Sometimes we must let go of our pride and do what is requested of us.”

"Size matters not"

"We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life."

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 12 weeks ago

Markfield

Great shot kid, don’t get cocky.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 12 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"That's no moon.

Oh, bugger, you beat me...

I don’t know this one 🤔

Mr TMN

Referring to the death stsr .. obi wan kanobi as they come out of hyper space in the MF ..

Mrs TMN means my "Oh, bugger, you beat me..."

🤣"

MR TMN means exactly that

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By *exysoul888TV/TS 12 weeks ago

Newcastle

"Don't use the force, use the lube, Luke"

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By *nterblueMan 12 weeks ago

manchester

Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan 12 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

I am loving this!! ❤️🤣🤣🤣 Keep 'em coming!! I've got...

"It's not impossible. I used to bullseye womprats in my T-16 back home" (Luke Skywalker - A New Hope)

“Your work exceeds all expectations.” (Wilhuff Tarkin - Rogue One)

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By *ergus1622Man 12 weeks ago

Dundee

Well hello there!

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By *ikesEmBigMan 12 weeks ago

Herts

Nooooooooooo

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By *evotee101 OP Woman 12 weeks ago

Houghton le Spring

Let Tge Wookie Win

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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago

stormtroopers Cumming

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By *ensual_SamMan 12 weeks ago

Bracknell

This is where the fun begins

Here we go again

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By *lynJMan 12 weeks ago

Morden

"I am loving this!! ❤️🤣🤣🤣 Keep 'em coming!! I've got...

"It's not impossible. I used to bullseye womprats in my T-16 back home" (Luke Skywalker - A New Hope)

“Your work exceeds all expectations.” (Wilhuff Tarkin - Rogue One)"

They're not much bigger than two meters.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 12 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

This is Red Five, I’m going in.

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By *hilly1515Man 12 weeks ago

coastal

"There’s always a bigger fish.

I am your father

fuckin pmsl

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 12 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Pull out! You are doing no good back there "

^ Eva Rose wins the thread. ❤️

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 12 weeks ago

Ipswich

Suck my lightsaber Leigh

No biting

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By *ammerdrillMan 12 weeks ago

bristol

`I find your lack of faith disturbing.'' Earth Varder

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By *hilly1515Man 12 weeks ago

coastal

She is using the jedi mind trick on you

now get off the the fucking chandelier batman

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By *ammerdrillMan 12 weeks ago

bristol

Bedroom fear is the path to the dark side you. Yoda.

Ok really he just said FEAR IS THE PATH TO THE DARK SIDE.

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By *ammerdrillMan 12 weeks ago

bristol

Maybe the best Yoda one would be.

“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not.”

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By *liceDarkTV/TS 12 weeks ago

Worksop

Holding her could be dangerous.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan 12 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"Pull out! You are doing no good back there

^ Eva Rose wins the thread. ❤️"

Seconded! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *ootylover25Man 12 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system

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By *ammerdrillMan 12 weeks ago

bristol

Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking...nerf-herder!” - Princess Leia

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By *ammerdrillMan 12 weeks ago

bristol

“You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life.” - Han Solo The Empire Strikes Back.

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By *ynamite500Man 12 weeks ago

Angus

"that's no moon" 😁

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By *ammerdrillMan 12 weeks ago

bristol

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Solo.” Luke Skywalker.

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By *uke_silverMan 12 weeks ago

London

You underestimate my x

X was power in Anakin's case but there's endless possibilities

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By *hisCharmingMan 12 weeks ago

South Manchester

“Sorry about the mess”

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By *ammerdrillMan 12 weeks ago

bristol

You have failed me for the last time. Darth Vader

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By *eckard25Man 12 weeks ago

North West Durham

Fit him with a restraining bolt and take him back to His Excellency's main audience chamber

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan 12 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"“Sorry about the mess”

preceded by;

"I've been waiting for this moment for a long time..."

"Yes, I bet you have" 💥🔫

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By *eading beddingMan 12 weeks ago

Berks

Put that thing away before you get us all killed!

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By *ellhungvweMan 12 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

(One for the ladies to use)

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By *arkeymark1000Man 12 weeks ago

Northampton

Somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way.

Ooootiiini!!!!

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By *eading beddingMan 12 weeks ago

Berks

Don't everybody thank me at once

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By *rew Peacock69Man 12 weeks ago

Peterborough

You're a bit small for a storm trooper!!

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By *ustAnotherMan 12 weeks ago

brumish

"This will be a day long remembered"

"I have you now"

"Negative negative, just impacted on the surface"

"Yeehaw!"

"Here's where the fun begins"

"Can you reach my lightsabre?"

"I'm already on my way out"

"Our furry friend has gone and done something...rather rash"

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By *FF23Man 12 weeks ago

London

"Stay on target "

😂😂👌🏼

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By *ripfillMan 12 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

“ remember … big hooks - big fish “

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By *infullyNaughtyMan 12 weeks ago

Staines-Upon-Thames

“I am your father”

“NOO NOONO”

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By *uchasGMan 12 weeks ago

Northwest

He's no good to me dead!

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By *oldyoudown41Man 12 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

Feel the force…. Literally

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By *layfullsamMan 12 weeks ago

Solihull

Bloop beep boop, wheep beep beep, zzt zzt, whirr!

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By *uchasGMan 12 weeks ago

Northwest

Negative, it didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan 12 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Would it helped if I got out and pushed?

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By *uchasGMan 12 weeks ago

Northwest

Luke at that speed...would we be able to pull out in time

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By *orny PTMan 12 weeks ago

Peterborough

(non-vocal noises) Darth Vader's breath, in and out.

On the vinegar strokes

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By *orny PTMan 12 weeks ago

Peterborough

Help me Obi Wan

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By *ad NannaWoman 12 weeks ago

East London

Aaaaaagggggghhhhh...

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By *uchasGMan 12 weeks ago

Northwest

Let's blow this thing and go home

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By *cottish guy 555Man 12 weeks ago

London

What an interesting smell you've discovered.

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By *layfullsamMan 12 weeks ago

Solihull

You came in that thing? You're braver then I thought

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By *tr8MrEMan 12 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I can't see a thing with the blast shield down

Reach out with your feelings

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By *.nottsbloke..Man 12 weeks ago

nottinghamshire

Get in there you big furry oaf, I dint care what you smell

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By *igboobiesCouple 12 weeks ago

Saltcoats

At that speed, will you be able to pull out in time

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By *ete hMan 12 weeks ago

Penzance

🫳* Darth Vader death ch*ke * 🫳

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By *rookedsmileMan 12 weeks ago

Derbyshire

'He probably doesn't like you, and I don't like you either'

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By *erms and conditionsCouple 12 weeks ago

Alton

"Look at the size of that thing"

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By *enlikesbothMan 12 weeks ago

york area or visiting

"Don't be too proud of this technological terror“ holds ten inch vibrator

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By *enlikesbothMan 12 weeks ago

york area or visiting

Some of these made me lol thank you

"Sometimes we must let go of our pride and do what is requested of us.”

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By *ynamite500Man 12 weeks ago

Angus

Veechaawaawa!!!

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By *ammerdrillMan 12 weeks ago

bristol

“You might want to buckle up, baby.” Lando Calrissian.

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By *ammerdrillMan 12 weeks ago

bristol

"This bounty hunter is my kind of scum: fearless and inventive." Jabba the Hutt.

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By *ammerdrillMan 12 weeks ago

bristol

“I hope you know what you’re doing.” Princess Leia.

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By *in deliveryMan 12 weeks ago

Tattershall

"And I thought they smelt bad on the outside

"
dam she beat me to this

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By *ammerdrillMan 12 weeks ago

bristol

"Shut him up or shut him down!" Han Solo.

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By *layer oneMan 12 weeks ago

mirfield

You could use a good kiss

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By *ools and the brainCouple 12 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Oh my!

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By *NormalMan01Man 12 weeks ago

Harrogate

Meza no gotta no boom-ball!!

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By *inkyRebelMan 12 weeks ago

Swindon

Red 5,going in..

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By *inkyRebelMan 12 weeks ago

Swindon

Alright kid, don't get Cocky

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By *gooddayforfunMan 12 weeks ago

rhyl

Palatine voice : gooooood goooooooooooòoood

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 12 weeks ago

North West

She's the fastest hunk o' junk in the galaxy.

Lando Calrissian

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By *ools and the brainCouple 12 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

OOTINI !

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By *b750Couple 12 weeks ago

Aberdeen

The force is strong in this one

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By *idnightMischiefMan 12 weeks ago

London

Sorry about the mess...

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By *hawn ScottMan 11 weeks ago

london Brixton

Shit you're my sister!

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 11 weeks ago

Hatfield

I love you …I know

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By *evotee101 OP Woman 11 weeks ago

Houghton le Spring

Yes , My Master

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By *orny PTMan 11 weeks ago

Peterborough

mmmmm....in a yoda voice

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By *urvelover87Man 11 weeks ago

London

“Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?”

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By *cLovin2Man 11 weeks ago

Reading

Just before penetration commences;

I am at one with the Force, and the Force is with me!

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By *orny PTMan 11 weeks ago

Peterborough

Women always figure out the truth.

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By *orny PTMan 11 weeks ago

Peterborough

You'll find I'm full of surprises.

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By *ools and the brainCouple 11 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

R2D2 it is you,it is you !

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By *aron Van WinkleMan 11 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

I am your Daddy!

^reworded.

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

'Utini!!'

They are coming in too fast

You are unwise to lower your defences

Control, you must learn control

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By *uke olovingmanMan 11 weeks ago

Gravesend

Comb the desert

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By *olo180Man 11 weeks ago

West London

Just deflected off the surface…

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By *ave1976XXXMan 11 weeks ago

newmarket

Turn to the Dark Side

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By *ynamite500Man 11 weeks ago

Angus

"Comb the desert

Sorry,image of space balls popped into my head with that quote

"We ain't found shit!" 🤣

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By *ools and the brainCouple 11 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Comb the desert

Sorry,image of space balls popped into my head with that quote

"We ain't found shit!" 🤣"

May the Swartz be with you

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