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How do you cut a sandwich
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"How do you all cut a sandwich...for me I half it down the middle. No need for fancy diagonals. " With the knife I used to butter it, and just a no nonsense straight in half, thus creating two rectangles, both with a different style of crust. The mr | |||
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"How do you all cut a sandwich...for me I half it down the middle. No need for fancy diagonals. With the knife I used to butter it, and just a no nonsense straight in half, thus creating two rectangles, both with a different style of crust. The mr " Unless you accidentally put the knife you buttered the bread with in the sink. | |||
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"...and yes, I stole that off the Internet and edited it a bit! 😬" I did think wow this guy really needs to get out more  | |||
"...and yes, I stole that off the Internet and edited it a bit! 😬 I did think wow this guy really needs to get out more "...where we going? | |||
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"...and yes, I stole that off the Internet and edited it a bit! 😬 I did think wow this guy really needs to get out more
...where we going?"Somewhere posh for afternoon tea and diagonal cut sandwiches  | |||
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"If you don't cut your sandwich in to triangles you are a psychopath. Cutting into squares makes all the flavour of the sandwich disappear. Oh unless it's an afternoon tea then by law sandwiches have to be cut into fingers, never triangles or squares or it is classed as treason and you receive lifetime prison time. " Ah, then I must be a psychopath. A surprisingly emotional one who’s crap at manipulating people. | |||
"If you don't cut your sandwich in to triangles you are a psychopath. Cutting into squares makes all the flavour of the sandwich disappear. Oh unless it's an afternoon tea then by law sandwiches have to be cut into fingers, never triangles or squares or it is classed as treason and you receive lifetime prison time. " Exactly this, but teatime sandwiches should also have crusts removed. | |||
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"If you don't cut your sandwich in to triangles you are a psychopath. Cutting into squares makes all the flavour of the sandwich disappear. Oh unless it's an afternoon tea then by law sandwiches have to be cut into fingers, never triangles or squares or it is classed as treason and you receive lifetime prison time. Ah, then I must be a psychopath. A surprisingly emotional one who’s crap at manipulating people." by that definition I am also a psychopath now I realise why I get those funny looks when I get my sandwiches out at work | |||
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"It actually depends on the mood.. usually it’s straight down the middle .. however If it’s diagonally I can get more in my gob in one go " Yep. Particularly that first bite at the end. Tell me you go for the end first so you don't look like the Joker if you go for a big first bite from the middle! | |||
"It actually depends on the mood.. usually it’s straight down the middle .. however If it’s diagonally I can get more in my gob in one go Yep. Particularly that first bite at the end. Tell me you go for the end first so you don't look like the Joker if you go for a big first bite from the middle! " Usually yeah, I can probably clear half going in on that angel … now on a rookie day..straight for the middle 😂 | |||
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"It actually depends on the mood.. usually it’s straight down the middle .. however If it’s diagonally I can get more in my gob in one go Yep. Particularly that first bite at the end. Tell me you go for the end first so you don't look like the Joker if you go for a big first bite from the middle! Usually yeah, I can probably clear half going in on that angel … now on a rookie day..straight for the middle 😂" But never chancing the Coronation Chicken unless you're hard core | |||
"It actually depends on the mood.. usually it’s straight down the middle .. however If it’s diagonally I can get more in my gob in one go Yep. Particularly that first bite at the end. Tell me you go for the end first so you don't look like the Joker if you go for a big first bite from the middle! Usually yeah, I can probably clear half going in on that angel … now on a rookie day..straight for the middle 😂 But never chancing the Coronation Chicken unless you're hard core" I can confirm.. I am not | |||
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"If you don't cut your sandwich in to triangles you are a psychopath. Cutting into squares makes all the flavour of the sandwich disappear. Oh unless it's an afternoon tea then by law sandwiches have to be cut into fingers, never triangles or squares or it is classed as treason and you receive lifetime prison time. " Someone else got the memo and actually read it. 🥳 | |||
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"...and yes, I stole that off the Internet and edited it a bit! 😬" Oh man!! Why did you admit that, I just got all hot and hungry for you and your sandwich philosophy. | |||
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"Dinosaur cookie cutter is the only acceptable answer " I was gonna go with a 'Mickey Mouse hand' shaped cutter. There was a time our now 5yo would only accept his toast/sandwich this way 😅 I prefer a horizontally cut rectangle. Mr is an animal, and often doesn't bother to cut his. | |||
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"How do you all cut a sandwich...for me I half it down the middle. No need for fancy diagonals. " With a knife I find works best 🤣 | |||
"For me it all depends on what's in the sandwich. If i put sausages in it then I'm not cutting in the same direction as them as they'll fall out. Simple ham and cheese sandwich - that's a rectangle. What notions to have a triangular ham sandwich "Exactly. It all depends what's in said sandwich. | |||
"How do you all cut a sandwich...for me I half it down the middle. No need for fancy diagonals. " Just don't cut off the crusts. That's just weird | |||
"...and yes, I stole that off the Internet and edited it a bit! 😬 Oh man!! Why did you admit that, I just got all hot and hungry for you and your sandwich philosophy." God Damn my honesty!! 😤 | |||
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"People cut sandwiches? Next you'll be telling me people put butter on the bread too, far too posh on here for me "You mean you don't grease up your hot dog bun  | |||
"People cut sandwiches? Next you'll be telling me people put butter on the bread too, far too posh on here for me
You mean you don't grease up your hot dog bun "I grease up my hotdog, the bun is naturally moist | |||
"Cut of crusts then cut sandwich into 4 "Nibble nibble nibble 😂 | |||
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"If you don't cut your sandwich in to triangles you are a psychopath. Cutting into squares makes all the flavour of the sandwich disappear. Oh unless it's an afternoon tea then by law sandwiches have to be cut into fingers, never triangles or squares or it is classed as treason and you receive lifetime prison time. " Each portion of the sandwich must be mouth bite size, to bite a piece of is just not polite. The only banana that should not be broken into bite size is a nice hard man's banana. | |||
"With a knife" I cut mine with a crayon, bin the sandwich and then eat the crayon, blue is my favourite flavour crayon | |||
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"This is the craziest post I have ever seen" Oh you've never had "Cocksnot Up The Fartpipe" then | |||
