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By (user no longer on site) OP 14 weeks ago
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Shove up the next posters arse.
I'm really sorry but it's a large lit Yankee Candle  |
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I’m so sorry but it’s a large ginger Tom cat!! Xx 😄 |
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Uh! I'm stood next to my fridge 😳 |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"I’m so sorry but it’s a large ginger Tom cat!! Xx 😄"
I hope you can take a sofa cushion 😬 |
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By *avie65Man 14 weeks ago
In the west. |
"I’m so sorry but it’s a large ginger Tom cat!! Xx 😄
I hope you can take a sofa cushion 😬"
My phone. Luckily for you it’s on vibrate.  |
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Fire tv remote, at least it's not Sky! Nice and easy. 🤣 |
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A hairbrush. Bite the pillow... |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"I’m so sorry but it’s a large ginger Tom cat!! Xx 😄
I hope you can take a sofa cushion 😬
My phone. Luckily for you it’s on vibrate. "
I reckon I could take it 🤷♂️
How kind of you that it's on vibrate 😁 |
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By *tr8MrEMan 14 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
The cat....always the fucking cat!!! |
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By *emma200Woman 14 weeks ago
Warwickshire |
Teddy bear then my cup of tea |
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By *tr8MrEMan 14 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
And I really need to read the full post.
Can I have my cat back please 🤣🤣 |
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By *avie65Man 14 weeks ago
In the west. |
"And I really need to read the full post.
Can I have my cat back please 🤣🤣"
A buttered water biscuit. |
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"Fire tv remote, at least it's not Sky! Nice and easy. 🤣"
I've got a Sky remote unfortunately, but at least there's no photographic proof! |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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Tv remotes |
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Since I'm on a golfing holiday in cyprus it's a bag of golf clubs. |
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By *avie65Man 14 weeks ago
In the west. |
"Lunas feet.
Mr H"
My triangular spec case. |
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A side table. Not very exciting is it. |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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Classic Penguin book mug (‘Persuasion’, since you’re asking) |
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By *eri24Woman 14 weeks ago
Bridgend |
A pencil 🤣 you got off easy |
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Tub of almond body butter and a pineapple Ka can.
We're gonna need more lube |
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A Sky Remote. Lucky for you it's smaller than my cock  |
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A 36 year old stuffed monkey ( a toy not a real one ) |
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"a large amount of codeine."
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Thanks I needed that . |
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By *elloWoman 14 weeks ago
alpha centauri |
A scientific calculator |
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Seeing as my cats have moved around, I’m sorry to say it’s now an obese tabby cat…..sorry xx 😄 |
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By *tr8MrEMan 14 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
"My front door "
My mobile, I'll make sure it's on vibrate for you |
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"My front door "
I’ll be leaving then 🤣 |
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"I’m so sorry but it’s a large ginger Tom cat!! Xx 😄"
Made me laugh! I had the maddest tuxedo and no one would want him near any part of the body, except me who after about ten years stopped attacking me |
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"I’m so sorry but it’s a large ginger Tom cat!! Xx 😄
Made me laugh! I had the maddest tuxedo and no one would want him near any part of the body, except me who after about ten years stopped attacking me"
To give you context, at work a new colleague asked what are all the scars on your arms? "I have a cat." People wondered why I would have such a cat, the answer, except for his predilection for violence he was the best of cats. |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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Sorry, it's my cockapoo. I'll pray for you both |
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Pictures of loved ones.
I know I'm adorable. |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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My cat  |
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OUCH!!!
glass of whisky for the next person  |
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A guitar … are you ready for it?! |
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"I’m so sorry but it’s a large ginger Tom cat!! Xx 😄"
Me Oww oww ow! |
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Rather large extensive lead with 4 plugs already plugged in ready to go  |
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A pint of milk. Could be worse I guess. |
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By *elloWoman 14 weeks ago
alpha centauri |
4 plug power extension cord, it's plugged in so might give you a bit of a buzz |
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"4 plug power extension cord, it's plugged in so might give you a bit of a buzz "
The extension cord is plugged in or is something plugged into that? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 14 weeks ago
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Well good morning, I hope everyone has managed to get their Cats and Dogs back OK,and managed to work the telly without their remotes judging by most of the comments |
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An overflowing filing tray…..sorry xx 😄 |
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By *avie65Man 14 weeks ago
In the west. |
A 1450ml Fairy Liquid bottle. |
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An iPad....but it's an iPad mini if that helps |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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Large filing cabinet  |
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By *ornycougaWoman 14 weeks ago
WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT |
Coffee cup and a wand. It's been a chilled Monday morning! |
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"Shove up the next posters arse.
I'm really sorry but it's a large lit Yankee Candle "
A large broken spring from a High Pressure Fuel
Injection Pump that I’m doing a Failure Analysis of.
I reckon that it would screw in… |
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By *avexxMan 14 weeks ago
cheshire |
right at this moment a cocker spaniel |
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By the way OP the collection of pictures you have..
I recognise some of them from the internet- for example the cropped image of that luscious lady 15th March walking across a Holiday Inn Car park with her skirt pulled up is not you 🤨 |
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By *vaRoseWoman 14 weeks ago
Ankh-Morpork |
I’m so sorry
10 plug free standing extension lead |
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"I’m so sorry
10 plug free standing extension lead"
“Shocking” |
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You're not having my dog so you'll get a big blanket. |
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I’m starting to think my cats like this game! It’s a large ginger Tom cat again xx 😄 |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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Tv remote! ( minus a cock) |
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By *an8iMan 14 weeks ago
Bilston |
Are 2 year old lab Loki |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 14 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"My wife "
I'm quite far to the left, so the closest thing to my left is probably the Socialist Workers' Party.
Do you want them inserting all at the same time, or one after the other? |
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By *aizyWoman 14 weeks ago
west midlands |
An 800 page hardback book, it is heavy. |
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By *enelope2UWoman 14 weeks ago
Doesn't matter cant block distances |
Sex machine 2 inches away as I'm putting oil on the joints lol |
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Can I take the thing on the left (large heavy train window) and use it to beat to death the things on my right? (Group of absolute arsehole man-children)
Please? Pretty please? It's a public service I promise. |
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Bottle of radox having a bath 🛁 |
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By *edSirenWoman 14 weeks ago
magic mountain |
My dog 😭😭😭 she’s just a babyyyyy 😭😭😭 |
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A glass of water. Hope they haven't seen 1 guy, 1 jar |
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One off my dogs fast asleep after a hard days work |
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"Shove up the next posters arse.
I'm really sorry but it's a large lit Yankee Candle "
My husband 😳 |
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A Kenwood KAF-3010R amplifier
Good luck.
B |
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"Shove up the next posters arse.
I'm really sorry but it's a large lit Yankee Candle
My husband 😳"
A remote.
Ps.. beautiful eyes NandT!! |
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"A bottle of lucozade "
Bed side lamp |
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By *tr8MrEMan 14 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
"A chihuahua "
Vibrating alarm clock |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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A coffee table... |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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Bucket of turf |
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Empty share bag of haribo supermix |
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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago
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"Bottle of wine, oh dear"
Give you some real cock |
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An empty tea mug ~ needs a refill!  |
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My pillow and then it's the bedroom wall |
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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago
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Remote control |
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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago
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A blanket |
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By *dalisqueWoman 6 weeks ago
land of make believe |
Pillows,i am in bed with my coffee ☕️ 🩵 |
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By *dalisqueWoman 6 weeks ago
land of make believe |
"A stand up paddle board "
I love paddleboarding 🩵 |
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By *FGIHMan 6 weeks ago
Chesterfield |
A loch ness monster ornament |
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I've noticed there are a lot of remote controls lol 😆 |
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A washing basket. Damn. I really apologise about that 😂 |
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"A stand up paddle board
I love paddleboarding 🩵"
It’s great huh - going to Loch Lomond with it today 🚣 |
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By *vaRoseWoman 6 weeks ago
Ankh-Morpork |
You choose, a large barrel round hairbrush or a chihuahua |
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