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"I’m taking all the loo roll,they have newspaper!!
I hope 
Who has newspaper these days?!?! "
I’m sure you get them through the door weekly don’t you? Very good for cleaning windows and mirrors!!
Mind you  I might as well take them too!! |
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By *EAT..85Woman 17 weeks ago
Nottingham |
"I’m taking all the loo roll,they have newspaper!!
I hope
Who has newspaper these days?!?! I’m sure you get them through the door weekly don’t you? Very good for cleaning windows and mirrors!!
Mind you I might as well take them too!!"
Nope. We live in a digital age now. I've got art pads though, that will have to suffice. |
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"I’m taking all the loo roll,they have newspaper!!
I hope
Who has newspaper these days?!?! I’m sure you get them through the door weekly don’t you? Very good for cleaning windows and mirrors!!
Mind you I might as well take them too!!
Nope. We live in a digital age now. I've got art pads though, that will have to suffice. "
lock your pencils up!!  |
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I'd take every other key from their key-ring - and replace each one with an almost identical, but slightly different, key.
I'd also raise every toilet seat, cover each bowl with cling film, then replace the seats.
Finally, I'd get a big bag of chips, liberally coat them with a powerful liquid laxative, and spread them all over the roof and bonnet of their car. (This one is especially effective in towns with a large seagull population.) |
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"You’re a burglar but you only steal things to slightly inconvenience your victims.
What are you stealing?
I’m taking one of every left shoe they own.
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We did this in a posh hotel! Leave your shoes for the porter to polish over night. Alcohol suggested it would be good to take all the left shoes to our rooms |
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"You’re a burglar but you only steal things to slightly inconvenience your victims.
What are you stealing?
I’m taking one of every left shoe they own.
We did this in a posh hotel! Leave your shoes for the porter to polish over night. Alcohol suggested it would be good to take all the left shoes to our rooms "
Ah alcohol and acquiring items … always such a good idea at the time 😂 |
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I'll wait til Christmas and nab all the presents from under the tree. ...but that's not the best part; the best part is I'd block all the plug-holes and overflows from the sinks and leave the taps running. |
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"I'll wait til Christmas and nab all the presents from under the tree. ...but that's not the best part; the best part is I'd block all the plug-holes and overflows from the sinks and leave the taps running. "
Dai ! John McClane would be appalled.🎅🤣 |
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"I'll wait til Christmas and nab all the presents from under the tree. ...but that's not the best part; the best part is I'd block all the plug-holes and overflows from the sinks and leave the taps running.
Dai ! John McClane would be appalled.🎅🤣"
But the sticky bandits would be immensely proud |
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"Put cress seed in the carpet and water it.
There's a film Short Cuts where a character does that with grass seed. "
It's an old forces trick when someone goes on leave for a few weeks or God forbid on your for months |
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"You’re a burglar but you only steal things to slightly inconvenience your victims.
What are you stealing?
I’m taking one of every left shoe they own.
"
someone already takes the teaspoons from the drawer.
someone hides my tape measures, leaving me with only the 30m one.
someone takes the last of the buscuits when want one (2/3 anyway) |
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