FabSwingers.com
 

FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > There’s nothing that turns men off woman faster than….

There’s nothing that turns men off woman faster than….

Jump to: Newest in thread

 

By (user no longer on site) OP    18 weeks ago

Total plagiarism of another post but the other way around, so maybe partial plagiarism

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *illy IdolMan 18 weeks ago

Midlands

Someone who's a Straight Edge

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 18 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Someone who's a Straight Edge"

Good job I'm not then! 🤣🤣

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ampireLoveMan 18 weeks ago

Essex

Telling me I’m wrong 😂

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 18 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

When they speak 💜

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *egDaySkipperMan 18 weeks ago

nw


"When they speak 💜"
wrong! You can tell me I'm great in bed even if it's a lie...

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ortney FoxxxWoman 18 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Faking an orgasm

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago


"Faking an orgasm "

If you're good at it they never know!!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ortney FoxxxWoman 18 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane


"Faking an orgasm

If you're good at it they never know!!!

"

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *oeBeansMan 18 weeks ago

Derby

Saying "Do you think that girl over there is pretty?"

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago

Rudeness and arrogance

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago

Saying no

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ools and the brainCouple 18 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Aggressive and loud.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ynamite500Man 18 weeks ago

Angus

[Removed by poster at 26/03/25 20:01:54]

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ansoffateMan 18 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

self-obsessive

🥱

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan 18 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Unjustified confidence.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ynamite500Man 18 weeks ago

Angus

Us blokes are not fickle,like women. But being a C U Next Tuesday is a big turn off for us men.😁

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago

Psychotic tendencies.

That's why I'm here rather than on a dating site

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *issolvedOrdersMan 18 weeks ago

Bristol


"Psychotic tendencies.

That's why I'm here rather than on a dating site "

Oh I don’t know, they do say the mentally unhinged are always the most fun

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ophieslutTV/TS 18 weeks ago

Central


"Faking an orgasm

If you're good at it they never know!!!

"

Ssshh!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *avinaTVTV/TS 18 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

...telling him you've got a penis. (Then again... 🤔)

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *etsmingleWoman 18 weeks ago

Hitchin


"self-obsessive

🥱"

^^ This! ^^

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *etsmingleWoman 18 weeks ago

Hitchin


"Us blokes are not fickle,like women. But being a C U Next Tuesday is a big turn off for us men.😁"

Also using the word C U Next Tuesday

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ansoffateMan 18 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Psychotic tendencies.

That's why I'm here rather than on a dating site "

My therapist keeps bringing this one up and has a difficult time understanding why this doesn't put me off.

I like it, you know where you stand, very little passive aggression. The death stare says all you need to know.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *he Silver FuxMan 18 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"Saying "Do you think that girl over there is pretty?""

For me this has worked in a completely opposite way.

Because horny bisexual women…

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *he Silver FuxMan 18 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

“Before you do that, can you check if I wiped my bum properly”

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago


"Saying "Do you think that girl over there is pretty?"

For me this has worked in a completely opposite way.

Because horny bisexual women…"

Look at how hot she is over there!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago


"Psychotic tendencies.

That's why I'm here rather than on a dating site

My therapist keeps bringing this one up and has a difficult time understanding why this doesn't put me off.

I like it, you know where you stand, very little passive aggression. The death stare says all you need to know."

All fair points. Everyone needs to be a little more Hans

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago


"self-obsessive

🥱

^^ This! ^^ "

God yea it so awful.. oh I've not checked my fabs in the last half hour.. BRB

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *etsmingleWoman 18 weeks ago

Hitchin


"self-obsessive

🥱

^^ This! ^^

God yea it so awful.. oh I've not checked my fabs in the last half hour.. BRB "

😂😂

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *he Silver FuxMan 18 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"Saying "Do you think that girl over there is pretty?"

For me this has worked in a completely opposite way.

Because horny bisexual women…

Look at how hot she is over there!! "

Exactly, 😄 swinging introduced me to being with a woman and both of us openly ogling other hot women…

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *es not the MessiahMan 18 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

When she refuses to send you strap on pics

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ecretxLoverWoman 18 weeks ago

Glasgow

Saying “no thanks”

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *allnHandsome12Man 18 weeks ago

Teesside

Pretentiousness or looking down on others

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *orny PTMan 18 weeks ago

Peterborough

Being blanked.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *allnHandsome12Man 18 weeks ago

Teesside


"Saying “no thanks” "

In my defence you told the group thread you liked sandwiches, I was being polite In offering a sausage in it, no innuendo whatsoever..

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *avie65Man 18 weeks ago

In the west.

Bending over with her finest lingerie on to fill up the dishwasher only to find out she hasn’t done it properly.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ecretxLoverWoman 18 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Saying “no thanks”

In my defence you told the group thread you liked sandwiches, I was being polite In offering a sausage in it, no innuendo whatsoever.."

I’m no into wee Willie winkies sorry 😝

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *oeBeansMan 18 weeks ago

Derby


"Saying "Do you think that girl over there is pretty?"

For me this has worked in a completely opposite way.

Because horny bisexual women…"

Yeah, I realised what site I said that on after I posted it 😂

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *allnHandsome12Man 18 weeks ago

Teesside


"Saying “no thanks”

In my defence you told the group thread you liked sandwiches, I was being polite In offering a sausage in it, no innuendo whatsoever..

I’m no into wee Willie winkies sorry 😝"

😂 damn it, even good lighting couldn’t make the chipolata look like a jumbo

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *issolvedOrdersMan 18 weeks ago

Bristol

Calling me daddy

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *allnHandsome12Man 18 weeks ago

Teesside

‘Is that it?’

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *tr8MrEMan 18 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Lifting an ass cheek to fart at a wedding

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *urves and MischiefWoman 18 weeks ago

North West


"Lifting an ass cheek to fart at a wedding "

But any other time is okay right … just asking for a friend

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *dam1971Man 18 weeks ago

Bedford


"Lifting an ass cheek to fart at a wedding

But any other time is okay right … just asking for a friend "

Even better if someone else lifts it for you, then jiggles it a bit to get some vibrato to the fart

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *tr8MrEMan 18 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Lifting an ass cheek to fart at a wedding

But any other time is okay right … just asking for a friend "

More than alright if it's a funeral

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *urves and MischiefWoman 18 weeks ago

North West


"Lifting an ass cheek to fart at a wedding

But any other time is okay right … just asking for a friend

Even better if someone else lifts it for you, then jiggles it a bit to get some vibrato to the fart"

Sounds like you’ve done this before!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *dam1971Man 18 weeks ago

Bedford


"Lifting an ass cheek to fart at a wedding

But any other time is okay right … just asking for a friend

Even better if someone else lifts it for you, then jiggles it a bit to get some vibrato to the fart

Sounds like you’ve done this before! "

I’m barely a middle C in tone so really need someone who farts a solid G so we can do chords together

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *igblackchocolateMan 18 weeks ago

London & Essex

Bad hygiene and a terrible mind set

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *aramel.desiresMan 18 weeks ago

Laleham

Comparing her bedroom skills to her mother's.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *regS332Man 18 weeks ago

st austell

Rudeness

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ynamite500Man 18 weeks ago

Angus

Saying she's "got a headache" after I already slipped a couple of paracetamol in her Brew 20 minutes before hand 🤭

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago

Men that Troll and whinge and are arrogant

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *tr8MrEMan 18 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Men that Troll and whinge and are arrogant "

Sounds like personal experience been had

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago


"Men that Troll and whinge and are arrogant

Sounds like personal experience been had"

no I see it lot on forums I just hit block button when see men whinge 🙄

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *tr8MrEMan 18 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Men that Troll and whinge and are arrogant

Sounds like personal experience been hadno I see it lot on forums I just hit block button when see men whinge 🙄"

Sebastian fiddlesticks is fuk'd then 🤣🤣

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago


"Men that Troll and whinge and are arrogant

Sounds like personal experience been hadno I see it lot on forums I just hit block button when see men whinge 🙄

Sebastian fiddlesticks is fuk'd then 🤣🤣"

who is that

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *tr8MrEMan 18 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Men that Troll and whinge and are arrogant

Sounds like personal experience been hadno I see it lot on forums I just hit block button when see men whinge 🙄

Sebastian fiddlesticks is fuk'd then 🤣🤣who is that "

He a regular forumite...funny guy too

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago


"Men that Troll and whinge and are arrogant

Sounds like personal experience been hadno I see it lot on forums I just hit block button when see men whinge 🙄

Sebastian fiddlesticks is fuk'd then 🤣🤣who is that

He a regular forumite...funny guy too"

only read forums this week I don't usually read them to be honest

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *tr8MrEMan 18 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Men that Troll and whinge and are arrogant

Sounds like personal experience been hadno I see it lot on forums I just hit block button when see men whinge 🙄

Sebastian fiddlesticks is fuk'd then 🤣🤣who is that

He a regular forumite...funny guy tooonly read forums this week I don't usually read them to be honest "

Oh no, another victim, I mean a newbie, welcome

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago


"Men that Troll and whinge and are arrogant

Sounds like personal experience been hadno I see it lot on forums I just hit block button when see men whinge 🙄

Sebastian fiddlesticks is fuk'd then 🤣🤣who is that

He a regular forumite...funny guy tooonly read forums this week I don't usually read them to be honest

Oh no, another victim, I mean a newbie, welcome "

I been on here ages just come on here for the messages the forums boring mind numbing I prefer to spend my time walking in country side I go often

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *exxyyDy11Man 18 weeks ago

North West


"Men that Troll and whinge and are arrogant

Sounds like personal experience been hadno I see it lot on forums I just hit block button when see men whinge 🙄

Sebastian fiddlesticks is fuk'd then 🤣🤣who is that

He a regular forumite...funny guy tooonly read forums this week I don't usually read them to be honest

Oh no, another victim, I mean a newbie, welcome I been on here ages just come on here for the messages the forums boring mind numbing I prefer to spend my time walking in country side I go often "

Opposite for me, forums can be fun. In fact if it wasn't for the forums. I'd have left ages ago

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *tr8MrEMan 18 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Men that Troll and whinge and are arrogant

Sounds like personal experience been hadno I see it lot on forums I just hit block button when see men whinge 🙄

Sebastian fiddlesticks is fuk'd then 🤣🤣who is that

He a regular forumite...funny guy tooonly read forums this week I don't usually read them to be honest

Oh no, another victim, I mean a newbie, welcome I been on here ages just come on here for the messages the forums boring mind numbing I prefer to spend my time walking in country side I go often "

Guess that's difficult to do at this time of night

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *rSuave88Man 18 weeks ago

Mirfield

Disco fanny!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *yorks4couplesMan 18 weeks ago

doncaster

Overconfidence, and/or when the background in pictures shows just how scruffy they are

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *oiluvfunMan 18 weeks ago

Penrith

“Club meets only”……….

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *oiluvfunMan 18 weeks ago

Penrith


"Faking an orgasm

If you're good at it they never know!!!

"

Faking an orgasm is the real reason condoms were invented. Sexual health is just a by-product…….

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 18 weeks ago

Leeds

Who draws her eyebrows on and puts makeup on with a jcb.

The mr

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ansoffateMan 18 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Psychotic tendencies.

That's why I'm here rather than on a dating site

My therapist keeps bringing this one up and has a difficult time understanding why this doesn't put me off.

I like it, you know where you stand, very little passive aggression. The death stare says all you need to know.

All fair points. Everyone needs to be a little more Hans "

They do! The world be so much better if everyone was like me and less self-obsessive 😁

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ennineTopMan 18 weeks ago

York

Attempted gold digging.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ongAndThick123Man 18 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Using therapy-speak

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *aizyWoman 18 weeks ago

west midlands


"Who draws her eyebrows on and puts makeup on with a jcb.

The mr "

I'm not at the JCB stage yet, a trowel still works for me 💪

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ennineTopMan 18 weeks ago

York

I quite like a bit of JCBing, but only in private.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

  

By *ennineTopMan 18 weeks ago

York

I mean a girl shovelling her make up on, just to be clear.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic

0.0781

0