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Have you ever complimented a stranger on the size of their bulge
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"Wouldn't that be a bit weird, "alright mate nice size bulge you have there"
I will have fries with that, nice bulge you got there yes go on then make it a large meal haha"
🤣🤣🤣 I think it depends on the context! I’ve been complimented at clubs and spas |
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Excuse me I need to climb over that wall I wonder if I can borrow you a second?
I couldn't help but notice your massive bulge in your trousers and was thinking I could use it as a place to rest my foot and climb over.
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"Once had a guy at urinal say my mrs would love that ! I was a bit shocked when another guy at I urinal said she sure would as she enjoyed mine too 
Which club were you at ?"
Wasn’t at a club ( never been )
Was at a nice pub in Bristol |
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A long, long time ago I was in a pub with friends and while over at the bar one of the guys grabbed my crotch. Just out of the blue went right for it and cupped my cock and balls. He was a mate but not a close mate, y’know? And we were both straight. So I dunno what the fuck he was thinking. But he got a bit of a shocked look on his face and said something like “Fair play, that’s a decent handful.”
I went back to my table, where I was sitting with my girlfriend and a couple of female pals. He followed and announced (towards my girl, but deliberately to everyone …) “He’s got a good size cock, hasn’t he? You’re a lucky lass.” then wandered off.
What none of them knew was that I was in the middle of an affair with one of the other girls at the table. We’d had sex for the first time the night before. Her face was an absolute picture, trying not to react. She went bright red. My girlfriend just thought she was embarrassed … 🤐 |
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By *teve777 OP Man 9 weeks ago
Chester Boarder / North Wales |
"A long, long time ago I was in a pub with friends and while over at the bar one of the guys grabbed my crotch. Just out of the blue went right for it and cupped my cock and balls. He was a mate but not a close mate, y’know? And we were both straight. So I dunno what the fuck he was thinking. But he got a bit of a shocked look on his face and said something like “Fair play, that’s a decent handful.”
I went back to my table, where I was sitting with my girlfriend and a couple of female pals. He followed and announced (towards my girl, but deliberately to everyone …) “He’s got a good size cock, hasn’t he? You’re a lucky lass.” then wandered off.
What none of them knew was that I was in the middle of an affair with one of the other girls at the table. We’d had sex for the first time the night before. Her face was an absolute picture, trying not to react. She went bright red. My girlfriend just thought she was embarrassed … 🤐"
Did you ever see the mate again and did the affair continue? |
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By *teve777 OP Man 9 weeks ago
Chester Boarder / North Wales |
"Have you stuffed a Big Mac down the front of your cycling shorts ?
I do put my gloves down my cycling shorts to keep them warm when I stop at a coffee shop! No-ones ever commented though! 😟🤣🤣"
They probably think you’ve got a string a string of sausages down there. Lol |
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By *vaRoseWoman 9 weeks ago
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No I do not harass strangers
However I did once accidentally grab a guys lunchbox walking down the street. It was a lovely summers day, I had headphones in and was swinging my arms to the music…. Lost in my own little world. As my arm swung back I managed to grab hold of the guy behind me. Both of us were embarrassed and laughing. I apologised, shuffled off and wished the world would open and swallow me.
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"I get a few stares and smiles when I wear my 32-“ jeans , women are as bad as guys for perving strangers, ne er had a compliment though. "
I think that’s the difference though. Women will usually just look men on other hand are more likely to say something. Camel toe / lips etc |
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By *edSirenWoman 9 weeks ago
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I’d say this the same as guys commenting on women’s tits in public. Was in London with a fb once and some guy walked past, stared at my tits, and gave a ‘fuck me’ before almost tripping head first into a bin. Couldnt have come at a more perfect time as the fb was mid monologue on how all the women loved him 🙄 It promptly shut him up 😁 for that alone I’ll be eternally grateful to bin guy |
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Honestly I don't think I have ever looked at a mans "bulge" in the wild and I don't know why I would. Even at a sex club I don't even bother looking. The size of a flaccid cock means pretty much nothing when most men seem to be "growers". And I care more about their face really. |
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"A long, long time ago I was in a pub with friends and while over at the bar one of the guys grabbed my crotch. Just out of the blue went right for it and cupped my cock and balls. He was a mate but not a close mate, y’know? And we were both straight. So I dunno what the fuck he was thinking. But he got a bit of a shocked look on his face and said something like “Fair play, that’s a decent handful.”
I went back to my table, where I was sitting with my girlfriend and a couple of female pals. He followed and announced (towards my girl, but deliberately to everyone …) “He’s got a good size cock, hasn’t he? You’re a lucky lass.” then wandered off.
What none of them knew was that I was in the middle of an affair with one of the other girls at the table. We’d had sex for the first time the night before. Her face was an absolute picture, trying not to react. She went bright red. My girlfriend just thought she was embarrassed … 🤐"
You are the fucking devil😂 |
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By *edSirenWoman 9 weeks ago
magic mountain |
"To be fair to Bin Guy, you do have magnificent tits. I’d be distracted too."
Thank you. I’d like to take credit for them but they were a divorce present to myself. That and a trip to Mexico with an fb at the time 😁 |
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By *edSirenWoman 9 weeks ago
magic mountain |
"So going up to someone and saying “is that a large banana in your pants or are to happy to see me” isn’t appropriate. This must be where I’m going wrong in Tesco "
I hear Aldi customers are much more accommodating to a fruity line or 2 |
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"To be fair to Bin Guy, you do have magnificent tits. I’d be distracted too.
Thank you. I’d like to take credit for them but they were a divorce present to myself. That and a trip to Mexico with an fb at the time 😁"
Omg they’re not! They’re fantastic fakes I wouldn’t never have guessed! They’re definitely drool worthy 🥵❤️ |
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By *edSirenWoman 9 weeks ago
magic mountain |
"To be fair to Bin Guy, you do have magnificent tits. I’d be distracted too.
Thank you. I’d like to take credit for them but they were a divorce present to myself. That and a trip to Mexico with an fb at the time 😁
Omg they’re not! They’re fantastic fakes I wouldn’t never have guessed! They’re definitely drool worthy 🥵❤️"
They are indeedy 😁 and you can drool over them anytime you want 😈😘 |
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"To be fair to Bin Guy, you do have magnificent tits. I’d be distracted too.
Thank you. I’d like to take credit for them but they were a divorce present to myself. That and a trip to Mexico with an fb at the time 😁
Omg they’re not! They’re fantastic fakes I wouldn’t never have guessed! They’re definitely drool worthy 🥵❤️
They are indeedy 😁 and you can drool over them anytime you want 😈😘"
We need to get this arranged..🥵❤️ |
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By *edSirenWoman 9 weeks ago
magic mountain |
"To be fair to Bin Guy, you do have magnificent tits. I’d be distracted too.
Thank you. I’d like to take credit for them but they were a divorce present to myself. That and a trip to Mexico with an fb at the time 😁
Omg they’re not! They’re fantastic fakes I wouldn’t never have guessed! They’re definitely drool worthy 🥵❤️
They are indeedy 😁 and you can drool over them anytime you want 😈😘
We need to get this arranged..🥵❤️"
We do 😉 |
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By *edSirenWoman 9 weeks ago
magic mountain |
"We do 😉
I love watching you two flirt. And I can’t wait to see you kiss. "
That’s it? Just us kissing?? Ok cool… 😈 if that’s all you want to see… 😈 you can be tied to a chair blindfolded for when the kissing becomes more 💁🏻♀️ |
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"We do 😉
I love watching you two flirt. And I can’t wait to see you kiss.
That’s it? Just us kissing?? Ok cool… 😈 if that’s all you want to see… 😈 you can be tied to a chair blindfolded for when the kissing becomes more 💁🏻♀️"
You devil.. I love this idea.. maybe some music over his ears when you’re making me cum because.. that would be far too hot for him if all he wants to see is us kiss😜 |
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By *edSirenWoman 9 weeks ago
magic mountain |
"We do 😉
I love watching you two flirt. And I can’t wait to see you kiss.
That’s it? Just us kissing?? Ok cool… 😈 if that’s all you want to see… 😈 you can be tied to a chair blindfolded for when the kissing becomes more 💁🏻♀️
You devil.. I love this idea.. maybe some music over his ears when you’re making me cum because.. that would be far too hot for him if all he wants to see is us kiss😜"
😁 I did think about some noise cancelling ear defenders… but I thought that too cruel. I love how you don’t have any qualms about that though 😂 fuck it. He did say…. 😁 |
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By *edSirenWoman 9 weeks ago
magic mountain |
"We will have Sooooo much fun.. at your expense 😇😈
I’m not seeing a downside here, y’know."
You will. When you can feel one straddling you and hovering, not quite touching you where you need it, and the other face deep in her from behind 😈😉 |
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"You will. When you can feel one straddling you and hovering, not quite touching you where you need it, and the other face deep in her from behind 😈😉"
Now you’re just making every other guy in the thread jealous of me … 😏
I don’t mind being tortured if it’s going to be that exquisite. |
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"We will have Sooooo much fun.. at your expense 😇😈
I’m not seeing a downside here, y’know.
You will. When you can feel one straddling you and hovering, not quite touching you where you need it, and the other face deep in her from behind 😈😉"
I would like to be the one behind you pretty please.. I very much agree we should torture him😇😘 more torture .. straddle his neck not his face.. so he can see but can’t lick.. and straddle just above his dick so we can kiss but he is so close but so far from pleasure 😘😘 |
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By *edSirenWoman 9 weeks ago
magic mountain |
"We will have Sooooo much fun.. at your expense 😇😈
I’m not seeing a downside here, y’know.
You will. When you can feel one straddling you and hovering, not quite touching you where you need it, and the other face deep in her from behind 😈😉
I would like to be the one behind you pretty please.. I very much agree we should torture him😇😘 more torture .. straddle his neck not his face.. so he can see but can’t lick.. and straddle just above his dick so we can kiss but he is so close but so far from pleasure 😘😘"
But he didn’t want to see more than a kiss, remember 😈 so he can keep the blindfold on while I finger fuck you you until you’re gushing over his face
Damn. This thread is taking a bit of a turn isn’t it 😁 probably shouldn’t hijack it this much 😅 apologies OP! |
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"Damn. This thread is taking a bit of a turn isn’t it 😁 probably shouldn’t hijack it this much 😅 apologies OP!"
I mean … I’m breathless, even if he’s not! 🥵
(Besides, anytime you want to seduce my girl … I’m hardly gonna quibble about which thread you use to do it.) |
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"Have you ever complimented someone on the size of their bulge and what was their reaction?"
Is this before or after foreplay? 
Before or after I've gotten my hands on it?
Well I told my playmate on Friday night that it was cock appreciation night....after he tied me up and I had sucked it.....and then he half untied me and I sucked it again in the cinema in Hellfire.  
I'd say he had a delighted reaction.  |
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"No I do not harass strangers
However I did once accidentally grab a guys lunchbox walking down the street. It was a lovely summers day, I had headphones in and was swinging my arms to the music…. Lost in my own little world. As my arm swung back I managed to grab hold of the guy behind me. Both of us were embarrassed and laughing. I apologised, shuffled off and wished the world would open and swallow me.
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Lol! New fear unlocked..will keep my hands folding while on the street now. I will unfold them in the swingers/fetish/naturist clubs. lol! |
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"So going up to someone and saying “is that a large banana in your pants or are to happy to see me” isn’t appropriate. This must be where I’m going wrong in Tesco
I hear Aldi customers are much more accommodating to a fruity line or 2"
Does etiquette depend upon the supermarket?
Lidl: Is that a cucumber in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Aldi: Is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Morrisons: Is that a sweet potato in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Tesco: Is that a Fairtrade mooli in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Marks and Spencer: Is that an organic aubergine in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Waitrose: OK Mr. Worral Thompson...either take the bottle of Chateau de Rochemorin out of your pants or we're calling the police. |
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And also been frisked at supermarket thinking I was a shop lifter 
