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So a guy offers to join your party with a Bribe of donuts….. you accept on the basis that he has to hang said donuts on his ding dong and offers them around to other party goers…..the highest bidder wins
A standard donut is an inch thick…. Who’s bidding the most donuts or who would you nominate?
I can bring 7 donuts 😉 |
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"Wait, so am I the guy bringing the doughnuts, or the the guy whose party it is? 🤔
As a guy you’re bringing the donuts… "
In that case, I'll say I'll bring the doughnuts, buy the doughnuts, stay home, watch TV, eat the doughnuts, and everything's coming up Joe 😎 |
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By *vaRoseWoman 5 weeks ago
Ankh-Morpork |
"Well after some experimentation and establishing that Tesco sugar ring donuts are rather a lot thicker than 1”…. I can safely say that 5 is a very comfortable amount 😈🤣🤣
5 you say "
👀 as if by magic there they are |
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"Well after some experimentation and establishing that Tesco sugar ring donuts are rather a lot thicker than 1”…. I can safely say that 5 is a very comfortable amount 😈🤣🤣
5 you say
👀 as if by magic there they are "
I feel I need photographic evidence 🤣🤣 |
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By *bi HaiveMan 5 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Obi may have a view on this. "
9 weeks later and I stumbled across this. 🤦♂️🤦♂️😂😂
The issue isnt how thick the donuts are. It's how small the hole in the middle is. 🤷♂️
*and yes...this was a forum challenge about 13 years ago. |
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"The evidence might have been eaten after 🤣
I only had one!
But did you wait until you'd finished to lick your lips? 🤔
I didn’t even wait to lick my lips while I was stacking them 🤣😈"
👏🤣 I can see why! 😈 |
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By *bi HaiveMan 5 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Can we see some applicants photos of said donuts on their ding -dongs please..... asking for a friend.... 
Asking for me too!"
You'll have to wait for an updated one from me till next week after I've been shopping.
The 2012 home made donut is back on the profile though. 😇😇 |
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I'm not fond of donuts at all, so this is not for me, but I do like to count the number of CDs a woman can hang on a stiff nipple  (I know that is very much a 90's past time, but there must be some discs still kicking about  ) |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 5 weeks ago
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"I'm not fond of donuts at all, so this is not for me, but I do like to count the number of CDs a woman can hang on a stiff nipple (I know that is very much a 90's past time, but there must be some discs still kicking about )"
I find that when I try to hang off a woman's stiff nipple, she falls over. Am I doing something wrong, or do I need to meet a more robust type of woman? |
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By *vaRoseWoman 5 weeks ago
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"Can we see some applicants photos of said donuts on their ding -dongs please..... asking for a friend....
Asking for me too!
You'll have to wait for an updated one from me till next week after I've been shopping.
The 2012 home made donut is back on the profile though. 😇😇"
That is a massive ……………… …………………….………………… …………... donut  |
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"not sure we get one on . the hole is not wide enough. ha ha ha
Use a cookie cutter
Where there’s a willy there’s a way ... Ftfy 🤣
Hahahahaha thank you! I missed a trick there "
🤣🤣🤣 You're welcome x |
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By *vaRoseWoman 5 weeks ago
Ankh-Morpork |
"Your experiment is somewhat flawed! What happens if the dozen box of Krispy Creme donuts is full of Boston Creams?
How the fuck does one ballance those on one's cock?  "
Cross legged zen meditation like Japanese rock balancing ishi-hana |
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"Your experiment is somewhat flawed! What happens if the dozen box of Krispy Creme donuts is full of Boston Creams?
How the fuck does one ballance those on one's cock?
Cross legged zen meditation like Japanese rock balancing ishi-hana"
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"Wait, so am I the guy bringing the doughnuts, or the the guy whose party it is? 🤔
As a guy you’re bringing the donuts…
In that case, I'll say I'll bring the doughnuts, buy the doughnuts, stay home, watch TV, eat the doughnuts, and everything's coming up Joe 😎"
Who’s coming up Joe? 👀 Not Tea again |
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