Some studies have shown that moderate alcohol consumption might correlate with higher sperm counts, but this correlation doesn't necessarily mean alcohol causes the increase, and there's not enough evidence to recommend drinking red wine to boost fertility.
Which is for the best.
I ain't fucking to breed 💜 |
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By *tr8MrEMan 13 weeks ago
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"Some studies have shown that moderate alcohol consumption might correlate with higher sperm counts, but this correlation doesn't necessarily mean alcohol causes the increase, and there's not enough evidence to recommend drinking red wine to boost fertility.
Which is for the best.
I ain't fucking to breed 💜"
Had the snip about 30 years ago...makes no difference how much red wine I drink, I just end up with d*unk dum dums that go nowhere 🤣🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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"She's having my babies one day. Fåçt... ... ⬆️
I know the tradition is with a Chianti, but I'd much prefer that sort of meat with a nice Barolo 💜"
Unless it's your liver with some fava beans then the chianti is perfect.😲🤣🤣
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"She's having my babies one day. Fåçt... ... ⬆️
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They up for adoption then??
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No. Auction. Sotheby's™ (or Christie's™, I don't mind).
What's the starting price for one?
😮😮😮"
If they're selling the kid, it'll be better off with me anyways |
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By *tr8MrEMan 13 weeks ago
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"She's having my babies one day. Fåçt... ... ⬆️
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They up for adoption then??
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No. Auction. Sotheby's™ (or Christie's™, I don't mind).
What's the starting price for one?
😮😮😮
If they're selling the kid, it'll be better off with me anyways"
I'm not sure what is the more shocking. The fact that they'd be up for auction...or the fact you're willing to buy them 😮😮😮 |
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"Some studies have shown that moderate alcohol consumption might correlate with higher sperm counts, but this correlation doesn't necessarily mean alcohol causes the increase, and there's not enough evidence to recommend drinking red wine to boost fertility.
You won, let's fuck
Which is for the best.
I ain't fucking to breed 💜"
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By *vaRoseWoman 13 weeks ago
Ankh-Morpork |
A 2023 review suggests that red wine consumed moderately can help improve erectile dysfunction. Most of the studies reviewed were in laboratory conditions and therefore it’s all very early days in this theory.
OP didn’t you suggest dipping your dick in wine? Test it and see if it effects your ED |
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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"A 2023 review suggests that red wine consumed moderately can help improve erectile dysfunction. Most of the studies reviewed were in laboratory conditions and therefore it’s all very early days in this theory.
OP didn’t you suggest dipping your dick in wine? Test it and see if it effects your ED"
Sounds like the reason the lab technicians
gave when they were caught drinking red wine with their pants round their ankles. |
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