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By *ea monkey OP   Man 14 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

What would you like to know but are afraid to ask? What would be easier to ask if you were ‘asking for a friend’?

Post your questions ‘for a friend’ below and hopefully some kind soul can answer them

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

Kitkat Chucky or blue ribbon ?

Asking for a friend.

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By *ucka39Man 14 weeks ago

Newcastle

Why do they call a building a building when it's already built

Asking for a friend

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By *allySlinkyWoman 14 weeks ago

Leeds

My friend wants to know what's the difference between a boat and a ship.

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By *tr8MrEMan 14 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Is gravity a myth or does the earth just suck

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By *ea monkey OP   Man 14 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Kitkat Chucky or blue ribbon ?

Asking for a friend. "

KitKat chunky, all day long

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By *ea monkey OP   Man 14 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Why do they call a building a building when it's already built

Asking for a friend "

Because one is a noun the other is a verb

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By *ea monkey OP   Man 14 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Is gravity a myth or does the earth just suck"

Definitely a myth

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By *ammerdrillMan 14 weeks ago

bristol


"My friend wants to know what's the difference between a boat and a ship. "

Vessels mainly used for navigation of coastal and inland waters are generally called boats, while ocean-going vessels are generally called ships.

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By *allySlinkyWoman 14 weeks ago

Leeds


"My friend wants to know what's the difference between a boat and a ship.

Vessels mainly used for navigation of coastal and inland waters are generally called boats, while ocean-going vessels are generally called ships. "

Thank you

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By *bi HaiveMan 14 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Why is a lift still called a lift when it's going down.

Shouldn't it be called a 'drop'? 🤔

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By *ea monkey OP   Man 14 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Why is a lift still called a lift when it's going down.

Shouldn't it be called a 'drop'? 🤔"

Have you thought about writing to your MP about this?

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By *ucka39Man 14 weeks ago

Newcastle


"Why is a lift still called a lift when it's going down.

Shouldn't it be called a 'drop'? 🤔"

Because some arse hole at the bottom pressed the button 😂

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By *vaRoseWoman 14 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Why is there a D in Fridge and not Refrigerator?

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By *bi HaiveMan 14 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Why is a lift still called a lift when it's going down.

Shouldn't it be called a 'drop'? 🤔

Have you thought about writing to your MP about this? "

I've met her. She's ok, but currently busy emptying bins and helping build a lovely footpath walk.

Also......

Is it compulsory to share foods that have 'share bag' on the packaging? Because in all honesty....I'm not keen on the notion. 🤷‍♂️

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By *aron Van WinkleMan 14 weeks ago

In fair Verona.


"Why is there a D in Fridge and not Refrigerator?"

If you hang around, a guy will try to put a D in YOU

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By *bi HaiveMan 14 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Why is there a D in Fridge and not Refrigerator?

If you hang around, a guy will try to put a D in YOU "

Especially if you're naked with your head in the fridge.

*also the washing machine.

**allegedly

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By *ea monkey OP   Man 14 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Why is a lift still called a lift when it's going down.

Shouldn't it be called a 'drop'? 🤔

Have you thought about writing to your MP about this?

I've met her. She's ok, but currently busy emptying bins and helping build a lovely footpath walk.

Also......

Is it compulsory to share foods that have 'share bag' on the packaging? Because in all honesty....I'm not keen on the notion. 🤷‍♂️"

It’s a suggestion, just like ‘fuck off’ is one

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago


"Kitkat Chucky or blue ribbon ?

Asking for a friend.

KitKat chunky, all day long"

I’ve never understood the whole asking for a friend thing.

Am I allowed to disagree with you, because after all the question is “ not mine “ and disagreeing would give the game away.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man 14 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Kitkat Chucky or blue ribbon ?

Asking for a friend.

KitKat chunky, all day long

I’ve never understood the whole asking for a friend thing.

Am I allowed to disagree with you, because after all the question is “ not mine “ and disagreeing would give the game away. "

You can disagree all you like!

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By *ildTimes.Man 14 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

Quickest way to lose my 6 pack and get a dad bod?

Dad bods seem to be preferred on here 🥪

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By *aizyWoman 14 weeks ago

west midlands


"Quickest way to lose my 6 pack and get a dad bod?

Dad bods seem to be preferred on here 🥪"

Are you asking for a friend or does your friend like 🥪 too?!

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By *acchus LyaeosMan 14 weeks ago

London


"Quickest way to lose my 6 pack and get a dad bod?

Dad bods seem to be preferred on here 🥪"

Go on anti depressants. Or eat lots of fried chicken

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By *arko2020Man 14 weeks ago

Sale

Why's it called a blow job? Wouldn't suck job be more fitting?

My friend is keen to know

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By *usie pTV/TS 14 weeks ago

taunton

My friend stumbled upon a bareback gang bang whilst out dogging a few weeks ago now his cock has gone all spotty do you think he should be worried.

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By *ildTimes.Man 14 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam


"Quickest way to lose my 6 pack and get a dad bod?

Dad bods seem to be preferred on here 🥪

Are you asking for a friend or does your friend like 🥪 too?!"

Oh right...yes my friend obviously...🥪

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By *ildTimes.Man 14 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam


"Quickest way to lose my 6 pack and get a dad bod?

Dad bods seem to be preferred on here 🥪

Go on anti depressants. Or eat lots of fried chicken"

Can "my friend" do both to speed things up? 🥪

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By *bi HaiveMan 14 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Why is a lift still called a lift when it's going down.

Shouldn't it be called a 'drop'? 🤔

Have you thought about writing to your MP about this?

I've met her. She's ok, but currently busy emptying bins and helping build a lovely footpath walk.

Also......

Is it compulsory to share foods that have 'share bag' on the packaging? Because in all honesty....I'm not keen on the notion. 🤷‍♂️

It’s a suggestion, just like ‘fuck off’ is one"

My 'go to' reply whenever anyone asks for a tangfastic. 😇😇

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 14 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Why is “asking for a friend” a thing? Why not just ask?

I feel I may be quite literal about this

Mrs TMN x

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By *ansoffateMan 14 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Why is “asking for a friend” a thing? Why not just ask?

I feel I may be quite literal about this

Mrs TMN x"

Sometimes friends can't ask because they are too embarrassed or maybe they exist as part of a Dissociative Identity Disorder.

You can be literal and it still makes sense as a thing.

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By *VANDYMan 14 weeks ago

Dawlish


"Kitkat Chucky or blue ribbon ?

Asking for a friend.

KitKat chunky, all day long"

Yep! Just had the Easter Egg

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By *VANDYMan 14 weeks ago

Dawlish


"Why is there a D in Fridge and not Refrigerator?"

Even stranger is that it’s an abbreviation but with an extra letter.

And why is abbreviation such a long word?

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By *VANDYMan 14 weeks ago

Dawlish

Why is a round pizza put in a square box and cut into triangles?

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

Would a tent be classed as accommodation on here?

Asking for a friend.

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By *allySlinkyWoman 14 weeks ago

Leeds


"Why's it called a blow job? Wouldn't suck job be more fitting? "

It is an abbreviation for "below" job

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By *arvey67Man 14 weeks ago

Grimsby


"My friend wants to know what's the difference between a boat and a ship.

Vessels mainly used for navigation of coastal and inland waters are generally called boats, while ocean-going vessels are generally called ships. "

A ship is capable of carrying a boat is the definition

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By *allySlinkyWoman 14 weeks ago

Leeds


"

A ship is capable of carrying a boat is the definition "

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By *aughty driverMan 14 weeks ago

Romford


"Why is a round pizza put in a square box and cut into triangles?

"

Your friends overthinking that he needs to just enjoy the pizza

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By *luebell888Woman 14 weeks ago

Glasgowish

Why is a vagina called a pussy?. I always thought it looked more like a hamster.

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By *a LunaWoman 14 weeks ago

o o OO o o


"Kitkat Chucky or blue ribbon ?

Asking for a friend. "

Kitkat Chunky. Always. Suprised you have to ask to be honest. Get a grip!

Sorry Tea. It had to be said.

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By *entlemanJay39Man 14 weeks ago

Northampton

Aren't Diet , Zero, diet Pepsi, Pepsi max all the same drink...

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By *allySlinkyWoman 14 weeks ago

Leeds


"Why is a vagina called a pussy?. I always thought it looked more like a hamster."

It is from the Old Norse for pocket or pouch

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By *allySlinkyWoman 14 weeks ago

Leeds


"Why is a vagina called a pussy?. I always thought it looked more like a hamster."

Is that what the Daily Star was referring to with its headline "Freddie Starr ate my hamster"?

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By *a LunaWoman 14 weeks ago

o o OO o o


"Aren't Diet , Zero, diet Pepsi, Pepsi max all the same drink...

"

Doesn’t the amount or type of sweetener change?

This is why we will all have webbed feet by the time we are 68.

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago


"Kitkat Chucky or blue ribbon ?

Asking for a friend.

Kitkat Chunky. Always. Suprised you have to ask to be honest. Get a grip!

Sorry Tea. It had to be said. "

Sorry to inform you, but I believe your statement maybe incorrect. Kitkat, to much chocolate, blue ribbon, absolute perfection 😙🤌🏻

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By *allySlinkyWoman 14 weeks ago

Leeds


"Aren't Diet , Zero, diet Pepsi, Pepsi max all the same drink...

"

Pepsi and Coca-Cola taste different

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago


"Kitkat Chucky or blue ribbon ?

Asking for a friend. "

Aren't they called Blue Riband?

Asking for a friend.

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By *luebell888Woman 14 weeks ago

Glasgowish


"Why is a vagina called a pussy?. I always thought it looked more like a hamster.

Is that what the Daily Star was referring to with its headline "Freddie Starr ate my hamster"?"

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago


"Kitkat Chucky or blue ribbon ?

Asking for a friend.

Aren't they called Blue Riband?

Asking for a friend."

Just checked the packet 😳 no shit they are, since when ?

Is this one of those mandela effects things ?

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By *allySlinkyWoman 14 weeks ago

Leeds

They have been called Blue Riband since they were invented in the 1930's !

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By *allySlinkyWoman 14 weeks ago

Leeds

Apparently it's English for Cordon Blue

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By *aturefit62Man 14 weeks ago

derby


"Is gravity a myth or does the earth just suck

Definitely a myth"

Neither, but Isaac Newton invented it

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By *urplevanmanMan 14 weeks ago

Salford

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By *etwife8230Couple 14 weeks ago

Newport

Why is cheese on toast called Welsh rarebit

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By *urplevanmanMan 14 weeks ago

Salford

When I take my car to be cleaned it goes for a valet with a silent t.. when it’s been done it’s been valeted and the t now makes its appearance…. My friend was asking why we don’t say Val-et in stead of Val-ay

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago


"They have been called Blue Riband since they were invented in the 1930's !"

I know. I’ve just googled and my mind is blown, it’s a blue ribbon it’s always been a blue ribbon, it had blue ribbon on the packet. But no apparently not apparently I’ve been living in some parallel universe.

What the fuck is going on 🤯🤯🤯

Why is the world different, I’m scared

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 14 weeks ago

North West


"They have been called Blue Riband since they were invented in the 1930's !

I know. I’ve just googled and my mind is blown, it’s a blue ribbon it’s always been a blue ribbon, it had blue ribbon on the packet. But no apparently not apparently I’ve been living in some parallel universe.

What the fuck is going on 🤯🤯🤯

Why is the world different, I’m scared "

Yikes, because it's Blue Riband. Definitely a parallel universe. 😬

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 14 weeks ago

North West

Why has asking for a friend become such a thing that you have to put asking for me if you're asking for you? Except that even asking for a friend is asking for you too. Asking for a friend.

Or am I?

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By *urplevanmanMan 14 weeks ago

Salford


"Why has asking for a friend become such a thing that you have to put asking for me if you're asking for you? Except that even asking for a friend is asking for you too. Asking for a friend.

Or am I? "

Yes 😊😊

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By *allySlinkyWoman 14 weeks ago

Leeds


"When I take my car to be cleaned it goes for a valet with a silent t.. when it’s been done it’s been valeted and the t now makes its appearance…. My friend was asking why we don’t say Val-et in stead of Val-ay"

Valleyed is a depression. Maybe due to cost of a car valet !

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By *tormidaysWoman 14 weeks ago

Manchester


"Why has asking for a friend become such a thing that you have to put asking for me if you're asking for you? Except that even asking for a friend is asking for you too. Asking for a friend.

Or am I? "

I have had insufficient coffee to address this....

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By *allySlinkyWoman 14 weeks ago

Leeds


"Why is cheese on toast called Welsh rarebit "

Welsh rarebit incudes beer, Worcestershire sauce and mustard (which cheese on toast doesn't) but I don't know why that makes it Welsh !

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 14 weeks ago

North West


"When I take my car to be cleaned it goes for a valet with a silent t.. when it’s been done it’s been valeted and the t now makes its appearance…. My friend was asking why we don’t say Val-et in stead of Val-ay"

Parce que valet n'est pas un verbe en français 😘

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago


"Why has asking for a friend become such a thing that you have to put asking for me if you're asking for you? Except that even asking for a friend is asking for you too. Asking for a friend.

Or am I? "

I'd normally ask a friend with this conundrum, but unfortunately I don't have any. So, how do you make friends as an adult?

Asking for a friend (obviously not one of mine though).

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By *allySlinkyWoman 14 weeks ago

Leeds


" So, how do you make friends as an adult?

"

Find a class you are interested in such as photography, yoga, drama, guitar etc

Look for local volunteers for tree planting, food banks etc

Look for walking groups

Join a church or other place of worship

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