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New research from the Bloom Institute suggests that vaginal secretions/ pussy juice could offer a miracle cure to the ancient curse of male pattern baldness.
Therefore I'm looking for several volunteers who will let me rub my bald bonce between their legs for a couple of hours a week for a trial period of say six months.
This would be a strictly non sexual, platonic arrangement but benefits could include unexpected arousal and/or a Nobel Prize.
This is an unpaid position but I'll make the tea afterwards. |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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I’ve seen this on a SpongeBob film, it’s not a vag you need to rub on the old slap head, it slugs or snails. But basically you need to get yourself a Gary or 10, highly recommended by king poseidon. |
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"What about those 'ladies' who have had gender realignment surgery? Would a faux quim give you faux hair...a wig?"
This is a fully inclusive reasrch project. There will be separate control groups for these ladies, also for squirters, full bush (that's Luna) and shaved. If my hair is not like Mario Fellaini by the end of the project my name's not Professor Blooms ! |
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By *oxychicWoman 11 weeks ago
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"Do we get travel expenses? Asking for a friend 😜😉😂
Standard 42p a mile petrol expenses, but you have to pay it back if you orgasm.  "
We need to discuss terms , I feel this is in your favor haha 😂😂😂😂 |
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"This would explain my hairy nostrils
This doesn’t explain the hairs growing out of my ears 
I like aural sex
I’ll shave for you but leave a landing strip  "
As well as my Professorship in Vagology I'm also a qualified pilot.  |
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"What happens if volunteers do get aroused during the experiment? 
The litre bottle thread from the other day can help you there, just pour it on like shampoo  "
I've already copyrighted the name Give Head and Shoulders |
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By *bi HaiveMan 11 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"New research from the Bloom Institute suggests that vaginal secretions/ pussy juice could offer a miracle cure to the ancient curse of male pattern baldness.
Therefore I'm looking for several volunteers who will let me rub my bald bonce between their legs for a couple of hours a week for a trial period of say six months.
This would be a strictly non sexual, platonic arrangement but benefits could include unexpected arousal and/or a Nobel Prize.
This is an unpaid position but I'll make the tea afterwards."
Doesn't work. I've tried, trust me.
Hats it is. 🤷♂️😭😭 |
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" You can tell me jokes whilst you’re there to break the awkward silence.
You could crack on while Leo cracked a joke about your crack. Great craic. "
I love the Crack of Dawn but the Crack of Luna sounds even better. |
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"Do we get travel expenses? Asking for a friend 😜😉😂
Id pick you up on my bike!!! "
Thank you Todger but repeated saddle interaction may induce premature wetness and adversely affect the statistical model. |
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"Do we get travel expenses? Asking for a friend 😜😉😂
Standard 42p a mile petrol expenses, but you have to pay it back if you orgasm.
We need to discuss terms , I feel this is in your favor haha 😂😂😂😂"
OK, OK, if I orgasm I'll get you an Uber.🤭🤣 |
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"New research from the Bloom Institute suggests that vaginal secretions/ pussy juice could offer a miracle cure to the ancient curse of male pattern baldness.
Therefore I'm looking for several volunteers who will let me rub my bald bonce between their legs for a couple of hours a week for a trial period of say six months.
This would be a strictly non sexual, platonic arrangement but benefits could include unexpected arousal and/or a Nobel Prize.
This is an unpaid position but I'll make the tea afterwards."
Finally some proper research into this life changing event. What have scientists been up to all these years? |
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"Do we get travel expenses? Asking for a friend 😜😉😂
Id pick you up on my bike!!!
Thank you Todger but repeated saddle interaction may induce premature wetness and adversely affect the statistical model."
Its ok ill keep my hand there to ‘protect’ the integrity of the experiment |
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"Why have I not got a hairy tongue??  "
Latest thinking from the Bloom Institute is that the combination of regular cranial exposure to both vag and sunlight is needed to promote hair growth. If you walked around with your tongue sticking out it would be hairier than a Barber's broom. |
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"New research from the Bloom Institute suggests that vaginal secretions/ pussy juice could offer a miracle cure to the ancient curse of male pattern baldness.
Therefore I'm looking for several volunteers who will let me rub my bald bonce between their legs for a couple of hours a week for a trial period of say six months.
This would be a strictly non sexual, platonic arrangement but benefits could include unexpected arousal and/or a Nobel Prize.
This is an unpaid position but I'll make the tea afterwards.
Finally some proper research into this life changing event. What have scientists been up to all these years? "
Some nonsense about DNA or Higgs Bosom probably! Those eggheads have lost touch with the common man ! |
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"Didn’t work for me. My wife is a huge squirter and I’m baldish "
One man is unfortunately too small a sample size to draw hasty conclusions- please enroll your wife in the research programme immediately. |
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"Do we get travel expenses? Asking for a friend 😜😉😂
Id pick you up on my bike!!!
Thank you Todger but repeated saddle interaction may induce premature wetness and adversely affect the statistical model.
Its ok ill keep my hand there to ‘protect’ the integrity of the experiment "
You have a natural flair for science I see Todger. Please get yourself a white coat and report for duty as Chief Research Assistant.👨🔬 |
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"New research from the Bloom Institute suggests that vaginal secretions/ pussy juice could offer a miracle cure to the ancient curse of male pattern baldness.
Therefore I'm looking for several volunteers who will let me rub my bald bonce between their legs for a couple of hours a week for a trial period of say six months.
This would be a strictly non sexual, platonic arrangement but benefits could include unexpected arousal and/or a Nobel Prize.
This is an unpaid position but I'll make the tea afterwards."
Would a finger blasting mean I'd get furry hands?
Could be useful in winter, I can never find me gloves.....
J |
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"New research from the Bloom Institute suggests that vaginal secretions/ pussy juice could offer a miracle cure to the ancient curse of male pattern baldness.
Therefore I'm looking for several volunteers who will let me rub my bald bonce between their legs for a couple of hours a week for a trial period of say six months.
This would be a strictly non sexual, platonic arrangement but benefits could include unexpected arousal and/or a Nobel Prize.
This is an unpaid position but I'll make the tea afterwards.
Would a finger blasting mean I'd get furry hands?
Could be useful in winter, I can never find me gloves.....
J"
I've got Werewolf hands so wouldn't know the difference |
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"New research from the Bloom Institute suggests that vaginal secretions/ pussy juice could offer a miracle cure to the ancient curse of male pattern baldness.
Therefore I'm looking for several volunteers who will let me rub my bald bonce between their legs for a couple of hours a week for a trial period of say six months.
This would be a strictly non sexual, platonic arrangement but benefits could include unexpected arousal and/or a Nobel Prize.
This is an unpaid position but I'll make the tea afterwards.
Would a finger blasting mean I'd get furry hands?
Could be useful in winter, I can never find me gloves.....
J
I've got Werewolf hands so wouldn't know the difference "
Goddam hairy ass. Did you eat my Oreos?
J |
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"New research from the Bloom Institute suggests that vaginal secretions/ pussy juice could offer a miracle cure to the ancient curse of male pattern baldness.
Therefore I'm looking for several volunteers who will let me rub my bald bonce between their legs for a couple of hours a week for a trial period of say six months.
This would be a strictly non sexual, platonic arrangement but benefits could include unexpected arousal and/or a Nobel Prize.
This is an unpaid position but I'll make the tea afterwards."
Has your hair started to grow back yet? |
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