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What happened to the other duck ?

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By *enior b OP   Man 2 weeks ago

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This is what I heard...

Two little ducks went swimming one day...over the hills and far away...

...only one came back..

What happened to the other duck?

I feel we should contact the rspca..

What's your theory ?

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By *vaRoseWoman 2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Completely unrelated but my Parrot sings this

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By *ansoffateMan 2 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Well there's Nihilist penguin, I would say maybe there's also nihilist ducks.

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By *ardigan SpiceWoman 2 weeks ago

Cardigan/Aberystwyth

Probably the same as what happened to the piggy that went to market.

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By *ildTimes.Man 2 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

**SPOILER ALERT**

The duck comes back at the end...🥪

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By *uckboy786Man 2 weeks ago

London

It transformed into me

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By *ermite12ukMan 2 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

Just found a wonderful Duck a l’orange recipe.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 2 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"This is what I heard...

Two little ducks went swimming one day...over the hills and far away...

...only one came back..

What happened to the other duck?

I feel we should contact the rspca..

What's your theory ?

"

The other one got turned into pancakes

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 2 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

It did come back, but you didn’t notice because now it was a swan

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By *enior b OP   Man 2 weeks ago

.

I'll see if there's any news on duck duck go

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By *attledogMan 2 weeks ago

Hull

Housin sauce

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago


"Probably the same as what happened to the piggy that went to market. "

Omg...childhood destroyed.

I haven't thought about it since i heard this as a kid...this little piggy went to market...i thought....it's gone shopping..

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By *urves and MischiefWoman 2 weeks ago

North West. Sometimes London/Cambridge

He ducked off 🦆🍭

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 2 weeks ago

little house on the praire

It ended up in my belly.with orange sauce

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By *enior b OP   Man 2 weeks ago

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"It ended up in my belly.with orange sauce "

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By *ubInTrainingTV/TS 2 weeks ago

Coggeshall

I heard it wandered into a Scientology building and now runs a cult based pyramid scheme x

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By *dalisqueWoman 2 weeks ago

land of make believe


"Probably the same as what happened to the piggy that went to market.

Omg...childhood destroyed.

I haven't thought about it since i heard this as a kid...this little piggy went to market...i thought....it's gone shopping.. "

Don't worry!

All the ducks return home to their Mummy at end.

🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆

🩵

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By *ad NannaWoman 2 weeks ago

East London

You took a snippet of a song and made it fake news.

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By *sStephenPickleMan 2 weeks ago

Ends

Have you ever had hoisin duck in a wrap from Tesco?

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By *orthLondonGeekyBearMan 2 weeks ago

N. London

Obligatory Terry Pratchett line incoming:

"What Duck?"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 2 weeks ago

Central

They're free animals, not beholden to anyone/duck

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By *WANDTGCouple 2 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

If I remember rightly they all came back.

I love the duck song , "hey, got any lemonade ?"

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By *rBeejayMan 2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

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By *haron1701ETV/TS 2 weeks ago

Southport

Never understood how the ducks managed to swim over a hill?

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 2 weeks ago

Hatfield

It got lucky and had meet off Fabducky ….

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 2 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Never understood how the ducks managed to swim over a hill? "

This is a point so simply and elegant it defies logic… how the duck did they manage that .. ?

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By *partharmonyCouple 2 weeks ago

Ruislip


"This is what I heard...

Two little ducks went swimming one day...over the hills and far away...

...only one came back..

What happened to the other duck?

I feel we should contact the rspca..

What's your theory ?

"

If it was in America then it was probably deported by ICE.

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By *enior b OP   Man 2 weeks ago

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It is possible the missing duck went for plastic surgery ..

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( plastic ducks at the fairgrounds)...

But the bill was too big

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 2 weeks ago

Reading

Some bsstard will have shoved it up his ass.

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By *sStephenPickleMan 2 weeks ago

Ends

Has anyone checked in on Obi recently

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By *rostgiantMan 2 weeks ago

Wilts

Pretty sure it walked up to a lemonade stand and said to the man running the stand "Hey! Got any grapes?"

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By *2000ManMan 2 weeks ago

Worthing

He probably got rather stuck.

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By *erry bull1Man 2 weeks ago

doncaster

He got locked up in a mental institution

Be cause he was quackers

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 2 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Some bsstard will have shoved it up his ass. "

Of a women used as a dildo … to create a

Duck filled platter pussie ?

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By *ittlebirdWoman 2 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

How did they swim “over the hills?”

🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♂️

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 2 weeks ago

Hatfield


"How did they swim “over the hills?”

🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♂️

"

It’s a figure of speech.. do you really think jack and jill went up that hill for water ? Or little jack Horner stuck his thumb in that pie?

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By *ittlebirdWoman 2 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"How did they swim “over the hills?”

🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♂️

It’s a figure of speech.. do you really think jack and jill went up that hill for water ? Or little jack Horner stuck his thumb in that pie?

"

Jack and Jill went for a shag.

Jack Horner was recreating the American Pie scene

🤷‍♂️

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 2 weeks ago

Hatfield


"How did they swim “over the hills?”

🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♂️

It’s a figure of speech.. do you really think jack and jill went up that hill for water ? Or little jack Horner stuck his thumb in that pie?

Jack and Jill went for a shag.

Jack Horner was recreating the American Pie scene

🤷‍♂️"

Are we both watching the same porn channel?

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By *ittlebirdWoman 2 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"How did they swim “over the hills?”

🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♂️

It’s a figure of speech.. do you really think jack and jill went up that hill for water ? Or little jack Horner stuck his thumb in that pie?

Jack and Jill went for a shag.

Jack Horner was recreating the American Pie scene

🤷‍♂️

Are we both watching the same porn channel? "

I don’t think so.

They’re generally not on XHamster 🤷‍♂️

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 2 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"How did they swim “over the hills?”

🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♂️

It’s a figure of speech.. do you really think jack and jill went up that hill for water ? Or little jack Horner stuck his thumb in that pie?

Jack and Jill went for a shag.

Jack Horner was recreating the American Pie scene

🤷‍♂️

Are we both watching the same porn channel?

I don’t think so.

They’re generally not on XHamster 🤷‍♂️"

How would you know 😉😆

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By *ittlebirdWoman 2 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"How did they swim “over the hills?”

🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♂️

It’s a figure of speech.. do you really think jack and jill went up that hill for water ? Or little jack Horner stuck his thumb in that pie?

Jack and Jill went for a shag.

Jack Horner was recreating the American Pie scene

🤷‍♂️

Are we both watching the same porn channel?

I don’t think so.

They’re generally not on XHamster 🤷‍♂️

How would you know 😉😆"

It’s my favourite bedtime story 😉

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 2 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"How did they swim “over the hills?”

🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♂️

It’s a figure of speech.. do you really think jack and jill went up that hill for water ? Or little jack Horner stuck his thumb in that pie?

Jack and Jill went for a shag.

Jack Horner was recreating the American Pie scene

🤷‍♂️

Are we both watching the same porn channel?

I don’t think so.

They’re generally not on XHamster 🤷‍♂️

How would you know 😉😆

It’s my favourite bedtime story 😉"

Tbf I already knew this this fact 🤷‍♂️😆

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 2 weeks ago

Hatfield


"How did they swim “over the hills?”

🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♂️

It’s a figure of speech.. do you really think jack and jill went up that hill for water ? Or little jack Horner stuck his thumb in that pie?

Jack and Jill went for a shag.

Jack Horner was recreating the American Pie scene

🤷‍♂️

Are we both watching the same porn channel?

I don’t think so.

They’re generally not on XHamster 🤷‍♂️

How would you know 😉😆

It’s my favourite bedtime story 😉"

My favourite bedtime story is little bit more grown up then nursery rhymes ..

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By *enior b OP   Man 2 weeks ago

.

The duck walked into a shop..

"Got any bread "?

"No".

Got any bread"?

"No".

"Got any bread"?

" No..and if you ask me again I'll nail your bill to the bench"!

"Got any nails"?.

"No".

" Got any bread"?..

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By *ittlebirdWoman 2 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"How did they swim “over the hills?”

🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♂️

It’s a figure of speech.. do you really think jack and jill went up that hill for water ? Or little jack Horner stuck his thumb in that pie?

Jack and Jill went for a shag.

Jack Horner was recreating the American Pie scene

🤷‍♂️

Are we both watching the same porn channel?

I don’t think so.

They’re generally not on XHamster 🤷‍♂️

How would you know 😉😆

It’s my favourite bedtime story 😉

My favourite bedtime story is little bit more grown up then nursery rhymes .. "

On XHamster?

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 2 weeks ago

Hatfield


"How did they swim “over the hills?”

🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♂️

It’s a figure of speech.. do you really think jack and jill went up that hill for water ? Or little jack Horner stuck his thumb in that pie?

Jack and Jill went for a shag.

Jack Horner was recreating the American Pie scene

🤷‍♂️

Are we both watching the same porn channel?

I don’t think so.

They’re generally not on XHamster 🤷‍♂️

How would you know 😉😆

It’s my favourite bedtime story 😉

My favourite bedtime story is little bit more grown up then nursery rhymes ..

On XHamster? "

No more home made really ……

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By *haron1701ETV/TS 2 weeks ago

Southport


"How did they swim “over the hills?”

🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♂️

It’s a figure of speech.. do you really think jack and jill went up that hill for water ? Or little jack Horner stuck his thumb in that pie?

"

Jack n Jill went up the hill

To get a pail of water

Stupid Jill forgot her pill

And now they have a daughter

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago


"**SPOILER ALERT**

The duck comes back at the end...🥪"

In how many bits?

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