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What’s puts you off during sex?
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By *inx000 OP Couple 2 weeks ago
Manchester |
When your getting intimate with someone what is something someone could do which is a big turn off for you and kills the mood?
Has it ever happened to you during sex or were you put off before anything sexy happened? |
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By *hortieWoman 2 weeks ago
Northampton |
Leg cramps. I'm getting it a lot lately ☹️ |
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Quietness, it’s so awkward
Them trying to finger you when it feels like a medical examination
Not offering coffee & biscuits after |
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By *inx000 OP Couple 2 weeks ago
Manchester |
"Leg cramps. I'm getting it a lot lately ☹️"
Oh dear 😬
Do you get them during sex? |
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By *inx000 OP Couple 2 weeks ago
Manchester |
"Checks their phone."
That would annoy me and instantly put me off. |
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Blowing in my ear, fucking hate that! |
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By *inx000 OP Couple 2 weeks ago
Manchester |
"Quietness, it’s so awkward
Them trying to finger you when it feels like a medical examination
Not offering coffee & biscuits after"
Nothing worse than awkward silence and even more so not offering coffee and biscuits after,how rude!! |
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"Blowing in my ear, fucking hate that!"
Yeah, spunk in my ear sounds horrific. |
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By *inx000 OP Couple 2 weeks ago
Manchester |
"Blowing in my ear, fucking hate that!"
Can’t say that’s ever happened to me but it doesn’t sound a bit odd and off putting 😅 |
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"Leg cramps. I'm getting it a lot lately ☹️
Oh dear 😬
Do you get them during sex?"
The joys of hitting 50 minx! |
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By *inx000 OP Couple 2 weeks ago
Manchester |
"The dog sniffing my bum 😁"
😂😂😂 |
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Anyone singing Ooh aah... Just a little bit more. |
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Had their cat walk in sit watched meowed then turned and walked out. It was the cats feeding time apparently. |
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Turning the telly on, and saying that Coronation Street is more exciting. |
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The woman falling asleep because she has d*unk far too much  |
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Trying to think of something really witty and inappropriate to say but can't seem to.
So I'll just say, vicar, funeral service, shocked attendees.
I'm sure someone can come up with a funny anecdote ? |
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By *hortieWoman 2 weeks ago
Northampton |
"Leg cramps. I'm getting it a lot lately ☹️
Oh dear 😬
Do you get them during sex?"
Even get them playing on my own.. bring my knees up and BAM. Even just trying to sleep and moving my leg .
Blergh. |
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By *hortieWoman 2 weeks ago
Northampton |
"Leg cramps. I'm getting it a lot lately ☹️
Oh dear 😬
Do you get them during sex?
The joys of hitting 50 minx!"
The Lord giveth and taketh away... Hit 50 and get amazing sexy confidence... And a big fuck you 😂 |
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My wife has this thing where if she has a thought in her head she has to say it out loud or she’ll forget it. She started telling me a story about my sister. I’ve never climbed off faster in my life. |
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Anything like spitting or being too porny.
I've not had to stop a meet, but years ago, I was chatting to a bloke. He mentioned he liked putting his hands around a woman's neck during sex. I said that's definitely not for me, he said no worries, then kept mentioning it.
I blocked him as I wouldn't be able to trust someone who doesn't understand boundaries, in a real life meet. |
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The 5:45am alarm on my phone , it’s gentle (iPhone early riser) , but I know it ain’t gonna stop. It’s out of reach, so I carry on for a bit, but eventually it’s killing it. |
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Her saying the eggs are boiled |
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Put it all in
When its already all in  |
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The total airblock in doggy, if you know you know….
It’s like the person just transported and was replaced with someone having their cervix 2 inches into their vagina, it’s literally a hard stop. |
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Them trying to finger you when it feels like a medical examination "
This happened recently with my fb… just… no. |
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"The woman falling asleep because she has d*unk far too much "
A sure fire sign that you shouldn’t be having sex |
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Bad dirty talking had someone once who just couldn’t quite get the patter down and said yes I love your Willy in me. Well Willy ran away at record speed 🤣🤣🤣 |
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By *hortieWoman 2 weeks ago
Northampton |
"My wife has this thing where if she has a thought in her head she has to say it out loud or she’ll forget it. She started telling me a story about my sister. I’ve never climbed off faster in my life."
Gawd, I bet!! 😂🤣 |
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"My wife has this thing where if she has a thought in her head she has to say it out loud or she’ll forget it. She started telling me a story about my sister. I’ve never climbed off faster in my life.
Gawd, I bet!! 😂🤣"
Not what you want to hear when you’re 2 and a half minutes into the best 3 minutes of her life. |
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She said, 'Someone's coming! I panicked and said, Who ?! thinking it was her mum or dad because she lived at home with her parents at the time.
She then said 'ME' and cums
Ffs lol |
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"The total airblock in doggy, if you know you know….
It’s like the person just transported and was replaced with someone having their cervix 2 inches into their vagina, it’s literally a hard stop."
Was there much queefing afterwards? |
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People talking bollox and laughing whilst watching in clubs |
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By *eliusMan 2 weeks ago
Henlow |
"Leg cramps. I'm getting it a lot lately ☹️"
Oh Jesus, yeah! And it’s always worse when you’re having fun! |
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If a woman puts on a voice that sounds like one of those 90s sex numbers. Like oh sex mode voice 😂😂.
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When their forehead sweat drips in your eye |
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"When their forehead sweat drips in your eye"
This is the main reason we always wear goggles for missionary. |
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"People talking bollox and laughing whilst watching in clubs"
Or outside the room you're in (small clubs) |
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"The total airblock in doggy, if you know you know….
It’s like the person just transported and was replaced with someone having their cervix 2 inches into their vagina, it’s literally a hard stop.
Was there much queefing afterwards?"
First time it happened, I didn’t know what it was. I thought something was broken so just stopped. I guess the air came out, but I wasn’t aware of it.
It’s not like the normal fanny farts it’s practically impossible to break on through and continue  |
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"People talking bollox and laughing whilst watching in clubs"
Sorry It’s nerves, honestly. ‘ get your fucking Johnny on and put some cock in here’ makes me v nervous and talk bollox, my cock practically shrivels away! I don’t know how people manage to get it in |
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Do something out of the ordinary/kinky that we hadn't discussed beforehand. |
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"Not getting any 🤣🤣🤣"
Absolutely 🤣🤣 |
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"If a woman puts on a voice that sounds like one of those 90s sex numbers. Like oh sex mode voice 😂😂.
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My voice is apparently like that… naturally, no put on… husky, breathy and very sex line vibe 😂 |
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The words “good girl” 🤢🤢 ends a session faster than anything |
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I suddenly notice the two large blue barrel drums in the corner of the room... |
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We were in a swingers club having fun with another couple on a group bed. Outside some woman was banging on about the last few episodes of Emmerdale, it never ended.
We just looked at each other, started laughing, jumped off the bed and headed for a drink, she was still banging on when we walked past her.  |
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"The words “good girl” 🤢🤢 ends a session faster than anything "
But a bit better than " you'd be much better with a bit of experience". |
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Once got attacked from a ex gf's dog while we were going hard at it that was a mood killer |
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"The words “good girl” 🤢🤢 ends a session faster than anything
But a bit better than " you'd be much better with a bit of experience". "
Oh my thats never been said to you has it? |
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"The words “good girl” 🤢🤢 ends a session faster than anything
But a bit better than " you'd be much better with a bit of experience".
Oh my thats never been said to you has it? "
No, as it would be factually incorrect..... |
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Their phone keeps beeping. Silence it ffs 🙄 |
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When they let a fart out just kills it for me |
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Them trying to go straight in for penetration with no foreplay!  |
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Being called Daddy or big boy! Keep it real! |
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A gfs cat had a thing for licking my feet and toes, usually when o was in bed with gf. Felt like a Wet Sandpaper licking my feet. Random, ticklish and a mood killer lol |
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When they won't listen to what you want. |
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By *amwanMan 2 weeks ago
manchester |
On a meet and just getting naughty and the cat had shit on the rug and she stood in it  |
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"Being called Daddy or big boy! Keep it real!"
Seriously not a fan of the word daddy! |
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I’m not a huge fan of being called their wife’s name right as they’re about to cum. Especially when I didn’t know they had a wife 😳 |
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"Being caught by the wife  "
Or the husband 🤣 |
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By *k_123Man 2 weeks ago
the north |
A quite partner, nothing worse what a girl would does not moan and grown during sex |
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Being called Daddy or her asking me to call her little girl or girl. |
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"Leg cramps. I'm getting it a lot lately ☹️"
Get that, cramps in the sole of our feet ruins the mood for us |
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"I’m not a huge fan of being called their wife’s name right as they’re about to cum. Especially when I didn’t know they had a wife 😳"
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By *olo180Man 2 weeks ago
Blackpool / London |
"Being called Daddy or big boy! Keep it real!
Seriously not a fan of the word daddy!"
Yep hate it |
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"When they let a fart out just kills it for me "
reminds me of when I let one off and the devil got hold of me...her 'that's disgusting ',me 'I guess a blowjob's out of the question '
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Was seeing a nice young lady, and things were going quite well, so naturally this progressed to sex. But she had this really weird habit of narrating it in the third person… |
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By *hortieWoman 2 weeks ago
Northampton |
"When they let a fart out just kills it for me reminds me of when I let one off and the devil got hold of me...her 'that's disgusting ',me 'I guess a blowjob's out of the question '"
🤣😂🤣😂🤣. 👌 |
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Leaving socks on! It’s almost like saying I won’t be long, I’ll be putting me shoes back on in 5!! |
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"Leg cramps. I'm getting it a lot lately ☹️"
Same here too |
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"Leg cramps. I'm getting it a lot lately ☹️"
I get them too, especially when she is on top. Which is frustrating as i prefer her on top. Ibtry to style it out ! But sometimes i just have to stop !!
More salt in your diet helps apparently. |
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Silence, let me know I’m doing a good job lol x |
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"Leg cramps. I'm getting it a lot lately ☹️"
Try magnesium |
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Nothing they do but if I hear any outside noise, my concentration disappears and then I can't orgasm 😏 |
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"Leg cramps. I'm getting it a lot lately ☹️
Try magnesium "
Magnesium glycinate capsules! |
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That poorly timed spanked arse that isn't sexy and just plain stinks. Possess me off and I nope out 😂😂 ( shelly) |
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When they get it just perfectly and then change the speed 😒 |
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"When they get it just perfectly and then change the speed 😒"
This  |
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Last one was vaping whilst sat on me. Weird. |
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"Leg cramps. I'm getting it a lot lately ☹️
Oh dear 😬
Do you get them during sex?
Even get them playing on my own.. bring my knees up and BAM. Even just trying to sleep and moving my leg .
I feel your pain. It also gets me at times but now the worst part is I can’t seem to cum any more
Blergh. "
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Usually the man |
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My ex used to sweat alot sometimes while giving it good on top of me but the 'good' for me disappeared when his sweat used to drip onto my forehead🙀🤮 |
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I wouldn't it puts me off as such but when he's going for it and slightly misjudges the angle and hits that wee bit in middle between 😺 and ass, ouch man down 😆 🤣 |
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"Once got attacked from a ex gf's dog while we were going hard at it that was a mood killer"
Lol I just found that very funny
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Had a meet where she said she called me daddy just as I was about to roll a condom on… proper killed the moment for me. Instant softness, shrivel back into my scrotum never to be seen again in her company… she was at mine so had to make my excuses and take her home… |
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"People talking bollox and laughing whilst watching in clubs"
I agree! Myself and my partner were playing in the dungeon, and there were people standing on the corridor, going on and on about golf! Eventually, we both lost the moment. |
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Proper noisy beds. Just puts me right off |
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By *sWyldWoman 1 week ago
Edinburgh |
Calling me derogatory names. I really would stop and leave |
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When there boring and won't do any work just lay there |
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When she says go deeper and I’ve give her every inch I’ve got and then in the wise words of Ian Beale I cry “I’ve got nothing left “ |
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Uncontrollable squirting/missing whilst fucking and knowing I don't have a waterproof sheet down |
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"Proper noisy beds. Just puts me right off "
Yes.
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The husband coming home.... lol |
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When you say you’re gonna cum and they change up what they’re doing.
I’m not asking you to do anything different! I’m merely passing on information, you do not need to action that information. Continue what you are doing or you’ll scare it away and it won’t come back 😭 |
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"The dog sniffing my bum 😁"
Any household pets in the room. The poor animals don’t want to see that. lol. |
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When she says she’s gonna cum so I let it go and then she’s all like… is that it? |
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My cat jumped on my husband's back once while we were having sex, although we'd shut the door she somehow got in and decided to jump on his back ..🤣🤣🤣 |
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"Calling me derogatory names. I really would stop and leave "
This... X |
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By *en_kMan 1 week ago
North West |
"Leg cramps. I'm getting it a lot lately ☹️
Try magnesium
Magnesium glycinate capsules! "
I find pickled gherkins get rid of the cramps … and any sexy intent as a side effect |
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Personal hygiene.. nothing more off putting than when youre about to go down and there is a stench that even makes the most hardened fishermen jump overboard 😅😅🙈🙈 |
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By *urenutsMan 1 week ago
waltham cross/Harrow HA1 |
Personal hygiene, dirty house |
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When they suddenly wake up and start screaming at you to get out |
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By *WANDTGCouple 1 week ago
Borough of Greenwich |
Being bitten too hard , there's pain and pleasure , also boundaries. |
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"Blowing in my ear, fucking hate that!"
Me too, kissing or licking my ears just nooooo! |
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Announcing they want to cum on my feet, and yes this happened recently |
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D*unk ladies who want to cum within 10 seconds and then go to bathroom to vomit  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 1 week ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Halfway through giving him an epic blowjob, he say "suck daddy's cock baby".
😐 |
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"Halfway through giving him an epic blowjob, he say "suck daddy's cock baby".
😐"
yes 🤢 |
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"The woman falling asleep because she has d*unk far too much
A sure fire sign that you shouldn’t be having sex "
Exactly why I made my excuses to the couple and left |
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"Personal hygiene.. nothing more off putting than when youre about to go down and there is a stench that even makes the most hardened fishermen jump overboard 😅😅🙈🙈"
Or cock reaking of ciggys! |
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By *hortieWoman 1 week ago
Northampton |
"Halfway through giving him an epic blowjob, he say "suck daddy's cock baby".
😐"
Oh hell no... |
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By *hortieWoman 1 week ago
Northampton |
"Fanny farts "
I've given up being mortified by them. I just laugh.. uncontrollably sometimes.. one guy still had his cock in me and enjoyed the feeling while I was laughing 🤣 |
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By *hortieWoman 1 week ago
Northampton |
"D*unk ladies who want to cum within 10 seconds and then go to bathroom to vomit "
I have questions....... That I'm not going to ask... |
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"Fanny farts "
Love a good fanny fart... keeps everyone smiling   |
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An over the top performer! Noise is great, but when it’s put on, definite mood killer! |
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"D*unk ladies who want to cum within 10 seconds and then go to bathroom to vomit
I have questions....... That I'm not going to ask..."
Feel free to ask  |
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"Fanny farts
Love a good fanny fart... keeps everyone smiling "
💯🤣🤣 |
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When they ask how did you enter there house |
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Why do my gf legs shake after sex |
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Hearing the word ‘no’ even if she doesn’t mean no stop or something, as soon as I hear it it makes me stop and question everything 🤦♂️ |
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Who ever I’m with trying too hard to talk dirty 🙈
Donna x |
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By *hechonkyduoCouple 1 week ago
Alphabet Mafia HQ, Dudleyish. |
When they scratch you a little too hard. |
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"Leg cramps. I'm getting it a lot lately ☹️"
Toe cramps! Usually at the point of cumming |
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I'm like.. pretty deaf. Yet to have sex with my hearing aids in.. but prior to getting them.. if someone said something super quiet and I'm like what? Pardon? Say again? I just feel awkward if I can't hear what they're saying and that puts me off haha |
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A man who seems to be interfering with an engine, not my body |
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Silence is definitely one for me xx |
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Mothers skeleton sat in the corner with hair still on the skull |
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"Mothers skeleton sat in the corner with hair still on the skull "
Jeee that’s creepy |
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"Mothers skeleton sat in the corner with hair still on the skull "
Hahahaha, but I bet you would keep going though |
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"Mothers skeleton sat in the corner with hair still on the skull
Hahahaha, but I bet you would keep going though "
Keep on boning 🤣🤣🤣 |
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By *itz145Man 1 week ago
LEAMINGTON SPA |
Being quiet, not into pornstar screams but no noise at all is a turn off |
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"An over the top performer! Noise is great, but when it’s put on, definite mood killer! "
Omg the fake moaning 👍
There was a woman here before & her videos seemed so fake with her moaning way over the top, it was so clear she was faking it, her sounds were actually cringe worthy & very difficult to listen to, I wasn't the only one who felt that way about her.
So yes that's a definite turn off for me |
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After long build up hastily grabbing the pack of condoms in the moment frantically ripping open the wrapper and attempting to roll it on the wrong way flinging it aside and starting the process again… |
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Getting whipped in the eye by her pony tail nearly killed the mood last week |
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"Checks their phone."
This is a joke, right? No one does this? |
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I like noise and odd words or moans but no yes baby lol .
Had sex with someone that contantly repeated the word baby over and over ffs killed my mood.
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Pet names for body parts….”little Derek is ready for Cassandra”….wtf, really? I’m out! (Especially if it’s little 🤣) |
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They start talking about the damp patch on their ceiling... this actually happened to me; it was an instant show stopper. |
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Someone else being there as I try the wank |
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A lack of clear communication, don’t just mumble, be clear about if you’re enjoying what’s happening or not |
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Calling me a slut or sexy 🤢 don't degrade me! |
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"The dog sniffing my bum 😁"
I've had this and yes very off putting
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By *en_kMan 1 week ago
North West |
"An over the top performer! Noise is great, but when it’s put on, definite mood killer!
Omg the fake moaning 👍
There was a woman here before & her videos seemed so fake with her moaning way over the top, it was so clear she was faking it, her sounds were actually cringe worthy & very difficult to listen to, I wasn't the only one who felt that way about her.
So yes that's a definite turn off for me "
Sometimes those ‘fake’ noises are that persons reality. I couldn’t continue with a relationship after 6 months because she made a noise like a train when she was orgasming … kind of choo chooo choooo
I imagine Jimmy Carr will have a difficult cum noise |
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From a woman it's when she says something like break me open or destroy my c***...
Wouldn't you just prefer a few good orgasms? |
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Exaggerated noises and screams. I had a girlfriend that would scream like an American pornstar. She was not faking any of it, it was just her. A bit off putting, especially at the beginning… |
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Baby oil
Guy once put it on when we was about to. I made my excuses |
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"Baby oil
Guy once put it on when we was about to. I made my excuses "
Was it diddy? |
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"Baby oil
Guy once put it on when we was about to. I made my excuses "
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"I'm like.. pretty deaf. Yet to have sex with my hearing aids in.. but prior to getting them.. if someone said something super quiet and I'm like what? Pardon? Say again? I just feel awkward if I can't hear what they're saying and that puts me off haha"
I started taking my hearing aids out after her thighs against my head made them whistle and she thought it was her phone. |
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When there kids shouting is that dad in there … |
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"Mothers skeleton sat in the corner with hair still on the skull "
You mean it wasn’t there at the beginning? |
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