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What to do when can't wank? lol
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By *din OP Man 1 week ago
Birmingham |
So just had a hernia op a few days ago and not allowed any sexual activity, including wanking for a while 😟
Might split the stitches 😳
What to do instead? 🤔
Answers on a postcard lol
xxx |
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"Learn the art of no touch orgasm...or have a wet dream...or MAN UP and endure for a couple of weeks 😶"
I think you might want to consider rephrasing your post. In a society that is constantly encouraging men to be more open about their feelings, the term 'Man Up' has been unacceptable, even harmful, for a considerable time now! |
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By *din OP Man 1 week ago
Birmingham |
"Learn the art of no touch orgasm...or have a wet dream...or MAN UP and endure for a couple of weeks 😶
I think you might want to consider rephrasing your post. In a society that is constantly encouraging men to be more open about their feelings, the term 'Man Up' has been unacceptable, even harmful, for a considerable time now! "
Especially when am not allowed to be UP 😳 |
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"Learn the art of no touch orgasm...or have a wet dream...or MAN UP and endure for a couple of weeks 😶
I think you might want to consider rephrasing your post. In a society that is constantly encouraging men to be more open about their feelings, the term 'Man Up' has been unacceptable, even harmful, for a considerable time now!
Especially when am not allowed to be UP 😳"
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"Learn the art of no touch orgasm...or have a wet dream...or MAN UP and endure for a couple of weeks 😶
I think you might want to consider rephrasing your post. In a society that is constantly encouraging men to be more open about their feelings, the term 'Man Up' has been unacceptable, even harmful, for a considerable time now! "
Alright wording police officer...let me rephrase that ..."my dear friend, it pains me to see the sadness in your eyes caused by your inability to masturbate, but sometimes in life, we need to find the strength to endure the challenges the universe has sprinkled on to us...I send blessings and positive thoughts 🙏 and please allow me to end this letter by using a quote made famous by one of those toxic masculine men from the past - some people are born lucky and others are born fighters 💪- I believe in you my brother from another mother...You can do it 👏" |
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By *din OP Man 1 week ago
Birmingham |
"Learn the art of no touch orgasm...or have a wet dream...or MAN UP and endure for a couple of weeks 😶
I think you might want to consider rephrasing your post. In a society that is constantly encouraging men to be more open about their feelings, the term 'Man Up' has been unacceptable, even harmful, for a considerable time now!
Alright wording police officer...let me rephrase that ..."my dear friend, it pains me to see the sadness in your eyes caused by your inability to masturbate, but sometimes in life, we need to find the strength to endure the challenges the universe has sprinkled on to us...I send blessings and positive thoughts 🙏 and please allow me to end this letter by using a quote made famous by one of those toxic masculine men from the past - some people are born lucky and others are born fighters 💪- I believe in you my brother from another mother...You can do it 👏" "
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"So just had a hernia op a few days ago and not allowed any sexual activity, including wanking for a while 😟
Might split the stitches 😳
What to do instead? 🤔
Answers on a postcard lol
xxx"
Stick your head in a bowl of cold water 🤣🤣 |
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By *din OP Man 1 week ago
Birmingham |
"So just had a hernia op a few days ago and not allowed any sexual activity, including wanking for a while 😟
Might split the stitches 😳
What to do instead? 🤔
Answers on a postcard lol
xxx
Stick your head in a bowl of cold water 🤣🤣"
Sounds like the ice bucket challenge 🤣 wouldn't be my first choice option |
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Revisit the theory of relativity?
Invent a way of making cum taste like the flavour of your partner’s favourite confectionery?
Write a short academic paper on the subject of “ bloody youngsters today”?
Translate the Lord of the rings trilogy into Klingon?
Make a beef wellington?
Design a more efficient kettle?
Possibilities are endless |
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By *din OP Man 4 days ago
Birmingham |
"Revisit the theory of relativity?
Invent a way of making cum taste like the flavour of your partner’s favourite confectionery?
Write a short academic paper on the subject of “ bloody youngsters today”?
Translate the Lord of the rings trilogy into Klingon?
Make a beef wellington?
Design a more efficient kettle?
Possibilities are endless "
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By *din OP Man 3 days ago
Birmingham |
"I bought a jigsaw 🤣
Things must be getting bad. My condolences.
Haha thanks. Yep purple, black and blue down there 
Oh dear! I hope you’re feeling better soon 🤞"
Thank you, nice ass btw  x |
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By *ornyguyMan 3 days ago
Hillsborough, NI |
"So just had a hernia op a few days ago and not allowed any sexual activity, including wanking for a while 😟
Might split the stitches 😳
What to do instead? 🤔
Answers on a postcard lol
xxx"
I need the same sort of surgery; how long do you have to abstain for? |
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"So just had a hernia op a few days ago and not allowed any sexual activity, including wanking for a while 😟
Might split the stitches 😳
What to do instead? 🤔
Answers on a postcard lol
xxx"
Get married,it's great for no sex  |
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"So just had a hernia op a few days ago and not allowed any sexual activity, including wanking for a while 😟
Might split the stitches 😳
What to do instead? 🤔
Answers on a postcard lol
xxx"
Learn a new dish to cook everyday for your dinner and go on a culinary world tour! Read up about where you want to go on your next holiday.
Learn a new skill. Finish that but of DIY job if not too strenuous.
Read some great books. Watch some great films.
The world is really your oyster. |
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