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I heard shopping trips and stopped reading after that. Pick me, choose me! I’d also like to add that me and @Em come as a package deal if that will sway your decision any😏 |
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"Dear gentlefolk,
A 'lifestyle and shopping' woman required for shopping trips. Will settle for a lady, maiden, damsel, goth or a siren. All applicants considered.
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💐— Åpply Withín —💐"
I hate shopping but I'll drink coffee and complain while trying to look enthusiastic at everything you try on 😁  |
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"Dear gentlefolk,
A 'lifestyle and shopping' woman required for shopping trips. Will settle for a lady, maiden, damsel, goth or a siren. All applicants considered.
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💐— Åpply Withín —💐"
Will you settle for a big hairy dude as long as you pay for my lunch  |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"Good luck with this Nero, with great power comes a hell of a shopping bill! 😳
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You know Joe, I think you're right. I rarely think these things through. I have Primark™ vouchers however."
That’ll do. |
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"Dear gentlefolk,
A 'lifestyle and shopping' woman required for shopping trips. Will settle for a lady, maiden, damsel, goth or a siren. All applicants considered.
ㅤㅤ
💐— Åpply Withín —💐"
I'm very good at spending other people's money. Can't make any promises that you'll have anything to show for it at the end though. |
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"I heard shopping trips and stopped reading after that. Pick me, choose me! I’d also like to add that me and @Em come as a package deal if that will sway your decision any😏"
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I think I'm swayed. 🛍️ |
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"Good luck with this Nero, with great power comes a hell of a shopping bill! 😳
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You know Joe, I think you're right. I rarely think these things through. I have Primark™ vouchers however.
That’ll do. "
You're welcome, Nero. #Wingman 😎 |
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"Dear gentlefolk,
A 'lifestyle and shopping' woman required for shopping trips. Will settle for a lady, maiden, damsel, goth or a siren. All applicants considered.
ㅤㅤ
💐— Åpply Withín —💐
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I hate shopping but I'll drink coffee and complain while trying to look enthusiastic at everything you try on 😁 "
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It will have to be Caffé Nero™ coffee. Nothing else compares. ☕ |
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"Pick me, pick me.
I'm urbane, curious, interested in many things.
As long as there's coffee and the odd repast, I'll be happy. "
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It's long overdue, my pulchritude. You are a worthy candidate/candy-date. |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"I heard shopping trips and stopped reading after that. Pick me, choose me! I’d also like to add that me and @Em come as a package deal if that will sway your decision any😏
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I think I'm swayed. 🛍️"
I knew you would be 😉 |
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"I heard shopping trips and stopped reading after that. Pick me, choose me! I’d also like to add that me and @Em come as a package deal if that will sway your decision any😏
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I think I'm swayed. 🛍️"
Hang on, hang on...Nero, need a bag carrier? |
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"Dear gentlefolk,
A 'lifestyle and shopping' woman required for shopping trips. Will settle for a lady, maiden, damsel, goth or a siren. All applicants considered.
ㅤㅤ
💐— Åpply Withín —💐
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Will you settle for a big hairy dude as long as you pay for my lunch "
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How hairy? 🙂 |
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"I heard shopping trips and stopped reading after that. Pick me, choose me! I’d also like to add that me and @Em come as a package deal if that will sway your decision any😏
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I think I'm swayed. 🛍️
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Hang on, hang on...Nero, need a bag carrier? "
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I have a carrier bag. Is that the same thing? |
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"I'd love to but I've never found an offer of money from a man without conditions or expectations. "
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I'm sorry but it's all with conditions and expectations: the conditions are that they have to saunter the Dickensian cobbled streets of ye olde London Towne popping into one emporium or another, and the expectations are congeniality. |
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By *nnCeeWoman 45 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"Dear gentlefolk,
A 'lifestyle and shopping' woman required for shopping trips. Will settle for a lady, maiden, damsel, goth or a siren. All applicants considered.
ㅤㅤ
💐— Åpply Withín —💐"
I'm not sure my taste is as exquisite as yours, sir. You may end up with some right tat!! But happy to help, if required! |
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