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By *outhLondonSmile OP   Man 45 weeks ago

London

That you’ll never get a reply from ever.. mines bigharol….. nah.. joke. It’s “holly97” swoon….

Anyone else?

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By *oeBeansMan 45 weeks ago

Derby

Have you tried messaging her?

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By *emonochromeMan 45 weeks ago

peterborough

It I had to pick only one it was probably Quacksplat whenever she was floating about

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago

We just message the ones we have crushes on

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago

Probably someone from 8+ years ago when I knew everyone

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago

She blocked me

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By *ecky and justCouple 45 weeks ago

Godalming

We couldn’t narrow it down enough to name one and wouldn’t want to exclude a few.

Such a hard choice.

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By *eroLondonMan 45 weeks ago

Mayfair

JoeBeans.

It's an unrequited 'man-love'.

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By *oeBeansMan 45 weeks ago

Derby


"JoeBeans.

It's an unrequited 'man-love'."

I'm too low-brow for you, Nero. I can't be the person you want me to be 😭

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By *UNKIEMan 45 weeks ago

south east

I believe shes no longer on the site

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By *ant...stay...awayCouple 45 weeks ago

South Wales

Can't decide between 'unicorn-magic' and 'rosieposieblue' 😍😍😍

We can dream x

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 45 weeks ago

Brum

Lemonbuttercream

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman 45 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Lemonbuttercream or quacksplat and no you won't make me choose 😂

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By *ant...stay...awayCouple 45 weeks ago

South Wales


"Lemonbuttercream"

Searches Lemonbuttercream...

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago

Dr zeus ... a girl can dream

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By *hunky GentMan 45 weeks ago

Bedford

ChunkyGent- apparently he's a sex God.

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By *emonochromeMan 45 weeks ago

peterborough


"Lemonbuttercream or quacksplat and no you won't make me choose 😂"

Don’t choose have both and I’ll watch

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 45 weeks ago

Brum


"Lemonbuttercream

Searches Lemonbuttercream..."

She once sent me a picture of herself sucking on a tampon she’d soaked in vanilla vodka overnight.

That was when I knew for sure…

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman 45 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream"

Eva's a lucky bugger!

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By *outhLondonSmile OP   Man 45 weeks ago

London


"Have you tried messaging her?"

Yes. As per the post.

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream

Eva's a lucky bugger! "

I know 🤣🥵

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago

I reckon she’d reply to politely reject me. Or string me along.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman 45 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

[Removed by poster at 29/07/25 21:12:56]

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By *hunky GentMan 45 weeks ago

Bedford

Naughty Nymphomaniac.

She could fuck me sideways

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman 45 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....


"Lemonbuttercream

Searches Lemonbuttercream...

She once sent me a picture of herself sucking on a tampon she’d soaked in vanilla vodka overnight.

That was when I knew for sure…"

True love 🫶🏻

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By *eliWoman 45 weeks ago

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Yeah, mine's [redacted].

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By *ant...stay...awayCouple 45 weeks ago

South Wales


"Lemonbuttercream

Searches Lemonbuttercream...

She once sent me a picture of herself sucking on a tampon she’d soaked in vanilla vodka overnight.

That was when I knew for sure…"

She's a keeper...

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By *outhLondonSmile OP   Man 45 weeks ago

London

Obvs I’ve a ton who’ve now left. Sometimes it’s easier if they block lol

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago

Lemon butter cream sounds well nice on a shortbread with maybe a blob of strawberry jam And whipped cream

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago

Toots 🤣😍😎

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago

Can’t say…she’ll eat all my cake😘

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By *ou only live onceMan 45 weeks ago

London


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream"

*Fit of jealousy* 🤬...but, ah yes, he's a good looking chap...I'll get back in my box...

As you were...

🤣

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By *agic.MMan 45 weeks ago

Kent/London


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream

*Fit of jealousy* 🤬...but, ah yes, he's a good looking chap...I'll get back in my box...

As you were...

🤣"

But it says "fab crush that you would never get a reply from ever " 🤭...judging by your reaction she would get a reply from you .

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By *ou only live onceMan 45 weeks ago

London


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream

*Fit of jealousy* 🤬...but, ah yes, he's a good looking chap...I'll get back in my box...

As you were...

🤣

But it says "fab crush that you would never get a reply from ever " 🤭...judging by your reaction she would get a reply from you . "

Ah, you and your "reading the OP properly" pedantry. It'll never catch on.

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By *KloganMan 45 weeks ago

Ramsbottom

Ahh just going through the old hotlist… happy memories, I remember first starting out and staring in wonder at some of the profiles back then.

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By *eroLondonMan 45 weeks ago

Mayfair


"JoeBeans.

It's an unrequited 'man-love'.

·

I'm too low-brow for you, Nero. I can't be the person you want me to be 😭"

And yet YOLO is too high brow for me. It's a calamitous conundrum.

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago

Currently thickthighs25

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream

*Fit of jealousy* 🤬...but, ah yes, he's a good looking chap...I'll get back in my box...

As you were...

🤣

But it says "fab crush that you would never get a reply from ever " 🤭...judging by your reaction she would get a reply from you .

Ah, you and your "reading the OP properly" pedantry. It'll never catch on."

🤣🤣🤣🤣 exactly i couldnt choose you 😘

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago


"Currently thickthighs25 "

Ah you

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By *ou only live onceMan 45 weeks ago

London


"JoeBeans.

It's an unrequited 'man-love'.

·

I'm too low-brow for you, Nero. I can't be the person you want me to be 😭

And yet YOLO is too high brow for me. It's a calamitous conundrum."

There's a Monty Python sketch in there somewhere...

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By *oeBeansMan 45 weeks ago

Derby


"JoeBeans.

It's an unrequited 'man-love'.

·

I'm too low-brow for you, Nero. I can't be the person you want me to be 😭

And yet YOLO is too high brow for me. It's a calamitous conundrum."

And to make matters worse, I'm too high brow for YOLO! This is ridiculous 😱

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago


"Currently thickthighs25

Ah you "

Just a shame you don't like chess 😘

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By *ou only live onceMan 45 weeks ago

London


"JoeBeans.

It's an unrequited 'man-love'.

·

I'm too low-brow for you, Nero. I can't be the person you want me to be 😭

And yet YOLO is too high brow for me. It's a calamitous conundrum.

And to make matters worse, I'm too high brow for YOLO! This is ridiculous 😱"

3.14 recurring...

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago


"Currently thickthighs25

Ah you

Just a shame you don't like chess 😘"

But i like tiddlywinks

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago


"Currently thickthighs25

Ah you

Just a shame you don't like chess 😘

But i like tiddlywinks "

I don't know how to play that

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago


"Currently thickthighs25

Ah you

Just a shame you don't like chess 😘

But i like tiddlywinks

I don't know how to play that "

Its easy you just wink at the tiddly ... ill show you 😘

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago

To many to choose from

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago

Rosieposieblue for the mrs

She never replied

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By *agic.MMan 45 weeks ago

Kent/London

Don't think I have a fab crush that wouldn't reply to me 🤔...but that's less important, what is important is "CRUSH your enemies! see them driven before you! and hear the lamentation of their women !" 🛡🪓

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By *eliWoman 45 weeks ago

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"JoeBeans.

It's an unrequited 'man-love'.

·

I'm too low-brow for you, Nero. I can't be the person you want me to be 😭

And yet YOLO is too high brow for me. It's a calamitous conundrum.

And to make matters worse, I'm too high brow for YOLO! This is ridiculous 😱"

A high brow gym bro? Almost a contradiction. xoxo

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago


"Don't think I have a fab crush that wouldn't reply to me 🤔...but that's less important, what is important is "CRUSH your enemies! see them driven before you! and hear the lamentation of their women !" 🛡🪓"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you do make me laugh x

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By *eroLondonMan 45 weeks ago

Mayfair


"JoeBeans.

It's an unrequited 'man-love'.

·

I'm too low-brow for you, Nero. I can't be the person you want me to be 😭

And yet YOLO is too high brow for me. It's a calamitous conundrum.

And to make matters worse, I'm too high brow for YOLO! This is ridiculous 😱

·

3.14 recurring..."

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By *adyBugsWoman 45 weeks ago

not local even if it says I am


"JoeBeans.

It's an unrequited 'man-love'.

·

I'm too low-brow for you, Nero. I can't be the person you want me to be 😭

And yet YOLO is too high brow for me. It's a calamitous conundrum.

And to make matters worse, I'm too high brow for YOLO! This is ridiculous 😱"

This is a dilemma I’d be more than happy to get in the middle of

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By *ad NannaWoman 45 weeks ago

East London


"Ahh just going through the old hotlist… happy memories, I remember first starting out and staring in wonder at some of the profiles back then.

"

*Looks bug eyed across the table* "By the way, it's you"

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago

Fabulous and Bearded

He was handsome. Good at photography and a natty dresser.

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By *exxyyDy11Man 45 weeks ago

North West

If I give a person that uses fab a tropical crush drink. Does that count??

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By *eroLondonMan 45 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Fabulous and Bearded

He was handsome. Good at photography and a natty dresser."

I met him once, for coffee. He lived to the hype: a prince amongst men, kind, convivial and a gentleman to the core. Handsome to boot!

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By *hunky GentMan 45 weeks ago

Bedford


"Fabulous and Bearded

He was handsome. Good at photography and a natty dresser.

"

Was he the French bloke?

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago


"Fabulous and Bearded

He was handsome. Good at photography and a natty dresser.

Was he the French bloke? "

Oui

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago


"Fabulous and Bearded

He was handsome. Good at photography and a natty dresser.

I met him once, for coffee. He lived to the hype: a prince amongst men, kind, convivial and a gentleman to the core. Handsome to boot!"

I bet he smelt amazing….😍

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By *weetiepie99Woman 45 weeks ago

cardiff


"Fabulous and Bearded

He was handsome. Good at photography and a natty dresser.

"

I concur, he was Fabulous, handsome and Bearded...oooft

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By *inxy777Woman 45 weeks ago

essex

Erect Jim x

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By *hunky GentMan 45 weeks ago

Bedford


"Fabulous and Bearded

He was handsome. Good at photography and a natty dresser.

Was he the French bloke?

Oui "

Lol ❤️

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By *orthmanMan 45 weeks ago

Kendal

Red for Danger. The most luxurious body and the way she bites her bottom lip...ooft! Sadly I am outside her age range and even if I weren't, I feel that she would be in a different league..

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago

Cumlover38h and Mrs from wolvesxcouple two of the sexiest girls I have ever seen on here

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By *KloganMan 45 weeks ago

Ramsbottom

Mrandmrsjae and cede… miss those guys. Two awesome sets of incredible humans. Proper crush..

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By *ad NannaWoman 45 weeks ago

East London


"Fabulous and Bearded

He was handsome. Good at photography and a natty dresser.

"

I found my collection of his photos recently. He really did take beautiful photos.

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By *issilia AmoriWoman 45 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders


"Fabulous and Bearded

He was handsome. Good at photography and a natty dresser.

I met him once, for coffee. He lived to the hype: a prince amongst men, kind, convivial and a gentleman to the core. Handsome to boot!"

*Swoons*

We always had plans too meet, but it never materialised. He lived not far from me when he lived in the UK...

F&B was a total babe

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By *KloganMan 45 weeks ago

Ramsbottom


"Fabulous and Bearded

He was handsome. Good at photography and a natty dresser.

I found my collection of his photos recently. He really did take beautiful photos."

He really did to be fair.. 👌🏻

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By *alm_one4Man 45 weeks ago

Close To The Edge, Down Bi The River

Sparkle

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By *oeBeansMan 45 weeks ago

Derby


"Red for Danger. The most luxurious body and the way she bites her bottom lip...ooft! Sadly I am outside her age range and even if I weren't, I feel that she would be in a different league.."

Same and for the same reason... But the other way 😅

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 45 weeks ago

BRIDPORT


"Fabulous and Bearded

He was handsome. Good at photography and a natty dresser.

Was he the French bloke?

Oui "

Tena ladies would help you with that.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman 45 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....


"Fabulous and Bearded

He was handsome. Good at photography and a natty dresser.

Was he the French bloke?

Oui

Tena ladies would help you with that. "

😂😂😂

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By *viatrixWoman 45 weeks ago

Back in Surrey, Dahlings!


"Don't think I have a fab crush that wouldn't reply to me 🤔...but that's less important, what is important is "CRUSH your enemies! see them driven before you! and hear the lamentation of their women !" 🛡🪓"

You *did* reply to me so that makes me feel better!

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 45 weeks ago

North West


"Mrandmrsjae and cede… miss those guys. Two awesome sets of incredible humans. Proper crush..

"

Cede! One of my first friends on here ❤️

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By *ralExpert79Man 45 weeks ago

Newquay

Kittybonbon and Anna-Sam are my favourites.

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By *outhLondonSmile OP   Man 45 weeks ago

London

this is prob my most successful thread ever.... apart from one more... and it will crack you all up..

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By *eroLondonMan 45 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Fabulous and Bearded

He was handsome. Good at photography and a natty dresser.

I met him once, for coffee. He lived to the hype: a prince amongst men, kind, convivial and a gentleman to the core. Handsome to boot!

·

I bet he smelt amazing….😍"

We didn't get that close! I'm straight my radiance, straight as an arrow. 🩶

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By *lexm87Man 45 weeks ago

Various

Perfectly Perverted Pixie - one of my first fab crushes, and Edinburgh Shy - the very dictionary definition of 'unobtainable object of lust'.

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By *eroLondonMan 45 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Red for Danger. The most luxurious body and the way she bites her bottom lip...ooft! Sadly I am outside her age range and even if I weren't, I feel that she would be in a different league..

·

Same and for the same reason... But the other way 😅"

Piss off Joe — you're in everyone's age range. You make me want to be a foetus again!

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By *ister SmoothMan 45 weeks ago

Bramhall

The legendary "PinUpPro"...

If you know, you know...😟

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By *ere4It3000Couple 45 weeks ago

Belgium


"Red for Danger. The most luxurious body and the way she bites her bottom lip...ooft! Sadly I am outside her age range and even if I weren't, I feel that she would be in a different league..

·

Same and for the same reason... But the other way 😅

Piss off Joe — you're in everyone's age range. You make me want to be a foetus again! "

Followed this conversation and did made me chuckle. You two are lots off fun, if I didn’t mention it yet.. mrs

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By *partharmonyCouple 45 weeks ago

Tonbridge

My biggest Fab crush I have had a reply from is Sparkle1974.

My biggest Fab crush I've never attempted to get a reply from is MsWyld. Luke

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By *vaRoseWoman 45 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream

Eva's a lucky bugger!

I know 🤣🥵"

I really fucking am

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman 45 weeks ago

Niche


"

3.14 recurring...

"

Too much!! 🩲💦

You're a filthy maths-talking, porn-thighed animal YOLO 🤓😭

Have pity 😇

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream

Eva's a lucky bugger!

I know 🤣🥵

I really fucking am "

And so is he 😘

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By *hunky GentMan 45 weeks ago

Bedford


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream

Eva's a lucky bugger!

I know 🤣🥵

I really fucking am

And so is he 😘"

Smooth talker.

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream

Eva's a lucky bugger!

I know 🤣🥵

I really fucking am

And so is he 😘

Smooth talker. "

What ... there both fit as hell 🤣🤷‍♀️

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By *gent CoulsonMan 45 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

There is a certain Scottish redhead, who lives in Leeds and makes me see "sparkles" when I see her occasional post

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By *oeBeansMan 45 weeks ago

Derby


"Red for Danger. The most luxurious body and the way she bites her bottom lip...ooft! Sadly I am outside her age range and even if I weren't, I feel that she would be in a different league..

·

Same and for the same reason... But the other way 😅

Piss off Joe — you're in everyone's age range. You make me want to be a foetus again! "

Are you serious? I'm literally counting the days until my 30th for new filters to open up 😂

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By *hunky GentMan 45 weeks ago

Bedford


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream

Eva's a lucky bugger!

I know 🤣🥵

I really fucking am

And so is he 😘

Smooth talker.

What ... there both fit as hell 🤣🤷‍♀️"

I know, I know.

You're still a smooth talker.

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago

I've a thing for chunky and nicecouple

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman 45 weeks ago

Reading

Hmm, to not get a reply means I would have been brave enough to message in the first place, which isn't likely to happen.

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By *hunky GentMan 45 weeks ago

Bedford


"I've a thing for chunky and nicecouple "

Me?

I thought you didn't like me tbh.

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By *hunky GentMan 45 weeks ago

Bedford


"Hmm, to not get a reply means I would have been brave enough to message in the first place, which isn't likely to happen. "

Pffffft.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman 45 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream

Eva's a lucky bugger!

I know 🤣🥵

I really fucking am

And so is he 😘

Smooth talker.

What ... there both fit as hell 🤣🤷‍♀️"

Oh to be a fly on the wall 🥵

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago


"I've a thing for chunky and nicecouple

Me?

I thought you didn't like me tbh. "

Are you kidding

Your great

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By *r.ZeusMan 45 weeks ago

Basgiath War College


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream

Eva's a lucky bugger!

I know 🤣🥵

I really fucking am

And so is he 😘"

I know, I am very lucky

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By *ou only live onceMan 45 weeks ago

London


"

3.14 recurring...

Too much!! 🩲💦

You're a filthy maths-talking, porn-thighed animal YOLO 🤓😭

Have pity 😇"

And here we have my new email signature! 🤣

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By *hunky GentMan 45 weeks ago

Bedford


"I've a thing for chunky and nicecouple

Me?

I thought you didn't like me tbh.

Are you kidding

Your great "

You could always pm me and I'll explain x

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By *ookie46Woman 45 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Back when I first joined it was F & B and SMP3 but I did get replies from them, both great guys

More recently there was one, we messaged, became friends and had some great times together

Never be afraid to message just bite the bullet and do it

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By *lirtyVampireBellaCouple 45 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream"

Snap 🤣

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman 45 weeks ago

Niche


"

3.14 recurring...

Too much!! 🩲💦

You're a filthy maths-talking, porn-thighed animal YOLO 🤓😭

Have pity 😇

And here we have my new email signature! 🤣"

😜😜😜 you're welcome 😊 😂

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago

I've viewed her profile too many times without ninja mode..... if she doesn't know that's on her

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago

Unicorn magic.

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago

But my one true crush will always be YOLO and he knows it 🫶

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago


"But my one true crush will always be YOLO and he knows it 🫶"

Atleast you said yours

Mine doesn't know exist 😂

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman 45 weeks ago

Reading


"Hmm, to not get a reply means I would have been brave enough to message in the first place, which isn't likely to happen.

Pffffft. "

I'm quite happy in my fantasy world where they reply to me and we would have meets so good that the poets would write about them for years to come

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago


"But my one true crush will always be YOLO and he knows it 🫶

Atleast you said yours

Mine doesn't know exist 😂"

You should tell them 💪💪

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By *hunky GentMan 45 weeks ago

Bedford


"Hmm, to not get a reply means I would have been brave enough to message in the first place, which isn't likely to happen.

Pffffft.

I'm quite happy in my fantasy world where they reply to me and we would have meets so good that the poets would write about them for years to come

"

How romantic 😍

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By *hunky GentMan 45 weeks ago

Bedford


"But my one true crush will always be YOLO and he knows it 🫶

Atleast you said yours

Mine doesn't know exist 😂"

Same here mate. Pffffft

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago


"But my one true crush will always be YOLO and he knows it 🫶

Atleast you said yours

Mine doesn't know exist 😂

You should tell them 💪💪 "

Maybe one day i will be 💪😂

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago


"But my one true crush will always be YOLO and he knows it 🫶

Atleast you said yours

Mine doesn't know exist 😂

Same here mate. Pffffft "

Tell me

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By *orkshire Male1971Man 45 weeks ago

Kirkella

Justforkicks 😍

Attractive

Sexy

Fabooblous Boobs

Gorgeous Pussy

Xxxx

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman 45 weeks ago

Reading


"I've viewed her profile too many times without ninja mode..... if she doesn't know that's on her "

Maybe you should just message her. You might be surprised.

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By *effdelightMan 45 weeks ago

Grimsby

There was one called London nurse who was off the scale

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By *uperSalopian7Man 45 weeks ago

Parts Unknown


"But my one true crush will always be YOLO and he knows it 🫶

Atleast you said yours

Mine doesn't know exist 😂

You should tell them 💪💪

Maybe one day i will be 💪😂"

I can be your wingman Speedy

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By *hunky GentMan 45 weeks ago

Bedford


"But my one true crush will always be YOLO and he knows it 🫶

Atleast you said yours

Mine doesn't know exist 😂

You should tell them 💪💪

Maybe one day i will be 💪😂"

Mate - go for it.

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman 45 weeks ago

Reading


"Hmm, to not get a reply means I would have been brave enough to message in the first place, which isn't likely to happen.

Pffffft.

I'm quite happy in my fantasy world where they reply to me and we would have meets so good that the poets would write about them for years to come

How romantic 😍 "

My heart might have been broken recently but it will fix and I'm just a softie inside who still believes in finding the right person.

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By *tickytip44Man 45 weeks ago

north wales


"There was one called London nurse who was off the scale"

💯👌😉

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By *ockHardMcrCockMan 45 weeks ago

Manchester

Anna-Sam

Always had a thing for Redheads, but Anna is off the scale, amazing body, lips to die for, sultry, sexy and alluring, while being so fucking hot it’s amazing ! Grrr

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple 45 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London


"ChunkyGent- apparently he's a sex God. "

I was going to say. Everyone like a bit of chunky

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By *hunky GentMan 45 weeks ago

Bedford


"ChunkyGent- apparently he's a sex God.

I was going to say. Everyone like a bit of chunky"

You can have more than a bit.

All you have to do is PM me

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago

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By *hunky GentMan 45 weeks ago

Bedford

I have 3 fab crushes atm.

1 chat with almost every day,

1 I try to chat to every day, but she doesn't read them often,

And 1 that I cant pm, but she should know by now.

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By *lirtyVampireBellaCouple 45 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"But my one true crush will always be YOLO and he knows it 🫶

Atleast you said yours

Mine doesn't know exist 😂

You should tell them 💪💪 "

I've tried that... To no avail 😭😭😭😭

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By *issMeKate2Woman 45 weeks ago

near the river medway

I told him and he likes me yay!

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By *hunky GentMan 45 weeks ago

Bedford


"I told him and he likes me yay! "

Woop woop.

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By *lirtyVampireBellaCouple 45 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I told him and he likes me yay! "

Great news xx

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago


"I told him and he likes me yay! "

Ah yeyyyyy! Nice to hear theres a reciprocated crush 😘

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By *rC onlyMan 45 weeks ago

town

Yes !

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman 45 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....


"I told him and he likes me yay! "

🥳🥳🥳

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman 45 weeks ago

Reading


"I told him and he likes me yay! "

🩷🩷

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By *lirtyVampireBellaCouple 45 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I told him and he likes me yay!

Ah yeyyyyy! Nice to hear theres a reciprocated crush 😘"

Definitely none my way so I live vicariously through others lol

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago


"I told him and he likes me yay!

Ah yeyyyyy! Nice to hear theres a reciprocated crush 😘

Definitely none my way so I live vicariously through others lol"

I bet there is 👀👀👀👀 we will hunt them down

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By *hunky GentMan 45 weeks ago

Bedford


"I told him and he likes me yay!

Ah yeyyyyy! Nice to hear theres a reciprocated crush 😘

Definitely none my way so I live vicariously through others lol

I bet there is 👀👀👀👀 we will hunt them down "

Team LMF

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago


"I told him and he likes me yay!

Ah yeyyyyy! Nice to hear theres a reciprocated crush 😘

Definitely none my way so I live vicariously through others lol

I bet there is 👀👀👀👀 we will hunt them down

Team LMF "

Fellow metal head will help you

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By *r_Mrs.DSCouple 45 weeks ago

Voldsøy

There is only one I don't have the braves for. He's been one of my longest Fab crushes, and I just can't. Trumpets will sound when I finally pluck up the courage. Shortly followed by a sad trombone

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By *lirtyVampireBellaCouple 45 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I told him and he likes me yay!

Ah yeyyyyy! Nice to hear theres a reciprocated crush 😘

Definitely none my way so I live vicariously through others lol

I bet there is 👀👀👀👀 we will hunt them down "

Good luck on your quest I've given up hope 🤣🤣🤣

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By *hunky GentMan 45 weeks ago

Bedford


"There is only one I don't have the braves for. He's been one of my longest Fab crushes, and I just can't. Trumpets will sound when I finally pluck up the courage. Shortly followed by a sad trombone "

I'll tell him/her for you

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago


"I've viewed her profile too many times without ninja mode..... if she doesn't know that's on her "

She'll only know if she has site supporter

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By *lirtyVampireBellaCouple 45 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I told him and he likes me yay!

Ah yeyyyyy! Nice to hear theres a reciprocated crush 😘

Definitely none my way so I live vicariously through others lol

I bet there is 👀👀👀👀 we will hunt them down

Team LMF

Fellow metal head will help you "

Ooh metal head you say??

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream

Eva's a lucky bugger! "

Agreed 🤷‍♀️

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago


"I've viewed her profile too many times without ninja mode..... if she doesn't know that's on her

She'll only know if she has site supporter "

She should pay up then 🤣

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By *lirtyVampireBellaCouple 45 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream

Eva's a lucky bugger!

Agreed 🤷‍♀️"

I'm jealous of both of them 😭😭

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By *issMeKate2Woman 45 weeks ago

near the river medway


"I told him and he likes me yay!

Ah yeyyyyy! Nice to hear theres a reciprocated crush 😘"

It was amazing but definitely scary

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By *lirtyVampireBellaCouple 45 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I told him and he likes me yay!

Ah yeyyyyy! Nice to hear theres a reciprocated crush 😘

It was amazing but definitely scary "

Lucky lady x

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream

Eva's a lucky bugger!

Agreed 🤷‍♀️

I'm jealous of both of them 😭😭"

Oh to be a fly on the wall.. that's pervy as fuck But who cares

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago


"I've viewed her profile too many times without ninja mode..... if she doesn't know that's on her

She'll only know if she has site supporter

She should pay up then 🤣"

I think your best bet is to message her 🤷‍♀️😂

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago


"I've viewed her profile too many times without ninja mode..... if she doesn't know that's on her

She'll only know if she has site supporter

She should pay up then 🤣

I think your best bet is to message her 🤷‍♀️😂"

Yeah i know i just messing

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By *carlet SeductionWoman 45 weeks ago

Maidstone

I'm not that much of an idiot to think it's worthwhile having a crush on anyone

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By *olyGlamorousWoman 45 weeks ago

Chester


"biggest fab crush - That you’ll never get a reply from ever.. mines bigharol….. nah.. joke. It’s “holly97” swoon….

Anyone else?"

******

Apart from my current FAB FB/BF I'd say JoeBeans because our 'friendship' came out of nowhere and I'm still shocked at the age difference

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By *lirtyVampireBellaCouple 45 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Dr zeus ... a girl can dream

Eva's a lucky bugger!

Agreed 🤷‍♀️

I'm jealous of both of them 😭😭

Oh to be a fly on the wall.. that's pervy as fuck But who cares "

Well we can fuck while watching them??

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By *eroLondonMan 45 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Red for Danger. The most luxurious body and the way she bites her bottom lip...ooft! Sadly I am outside her age range and even if I weren't, I feel that she would be in a different league..

·

Same and for the same reason... But the other way 😅

Piss off Joe — you're in everyone's age range. You make me want to be a foetus again!

·

Are you serious? I'm literally counting the days until my 30th for new filters to open up 😂"

There will be a cohort of sirens beating a path to your door, and we'll all be getting caught in their slipstream! 🥲

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By *lirtyVampireBellaCouple 45 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"biggest fab crush - That you’ll never get a reply from ever.. mines bigharol….. nah.. joke. It’s “holly97” swoon….

Anyone else?

******

Apart from my current FAB FB/BF I'd say JoeBeans because our 'friendship' came out of nowhere and I'm still shocked at the age difference

"

oooh you lucky minx xx

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By *otguy555Man 45 weeks ago

Bristol

I think Thickthighs25 is my biggest crush on here x

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By *quirrel!Man 45 weeks ago

Crewe

That girl that lives miles and miles away!

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By *eroLondonMan 45 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I think Thickthighs25 is my biggest crush on here x"

I would message her if I were you. No one else does. Never was there a woman cast into the soulless void of neglect.

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By *lirtyVampireBellaCouple 45 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I think Thickthighs25 is my biggest crush on here x

I would message her if I were you. No one else does. Never was there a woman cast into the soulless void of neglect. "

Oh I dunno... I whirling around there somewhere

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By *ayronfeetMan 45 weeks ago

Cardiff


"I'm not that much of an idiot to think it's worthwhile having a crush on anyone"
didn't have one but now I do 😍🔥😉

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By *sWyldWoman 45 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Fabulous and Bearded

He was handsome. Good at photography and a natty dresser.

"

He used to be my crush too

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By *issMeKate2Woman 45 weeks ago

near the river medway


"I told him and he likes me yay!

Ah yeyyyyy! Nice to hear theres a reciprocated crush 😘

It was amazing but definitely scary

Lucky lady x "

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By *eggieMarshmallowWoman 45 weeks ago

Cardiff

I never wear a bra, not for attention, because I don't like to wear bras

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By *lirtyVampireBellaCouple 45 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I'm not that much of an idiot to think it's worthwhile having a crush on anyone didn't have one but now I do 😍🔥😉"

I'm giving up crushes.. not worth it ..

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 45 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Rex 😈

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By *hunky GentMan 45 weeks ago

Bedford


"I never wear a bra, not for attention, because I don't like to wear bras"

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman 45 weeks ago

Reading


"There is only one I don't have the braves for. He's been one of my longest Fab crushes, and I just can't. Trumpets will sound when I finally pluck up the courage. Shortly followed by a sad trombone

I'll tell him/her for you "

I’m happy to play Cupid for anyone 💘

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago


"I'm not that much of an idiot to think it's worthwhile having a crush on anyone didn't have one but now I do 😍🔥😉

I'm giving up crushes.. not worth it .. "

I don't get sad about being crushed on

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By *sWyldWoman 45 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I have a current fab crush but I know it wouldn't ever be reciprocated so I just smile when he pops up on the forums and keep it secret

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By *hunky GentMan 45 weeks ago

Bedford


"There is only one I don't have the braves for. He's been one of my longest Fab crushes, and I just can't. Trumpets will sound when I finally pluck up the courage. Shortly followed by a sad trombone

I'll tell him/her for you

I’m happy to play Cupid for anyone 💘"

Team cupid

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By *lirtyVampireBellaCouple 45 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"There is only one I don't have the braves for. He's been one of my longest Fab crushes, and I just can't. Trumpets will sound when I finally pluck up the courage. Shortly followed by a sad trombone

I'll tell him/her for you

I’m happy to play Cupid for anyone 💘"

oh I've told my crushes... Got laughed out of town....

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By *hunky GentMan 45 weeks ago

Bedford


"I have a current fab crush but I know it wouldn't ever be reciprocated so I just smile when he pops up on the forums and keep it secret "

Can team cupid be of any assistance?

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By *iss fun timeWoman 45 weeks ago

mids

That would be telling

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago


"I think Thickthighs25 is my biggest crush on here x

I would message her if I were you. No one else does. Never was there a woman cast into the soulless void of neglect. "

My dear i think your mistaking the "your hot" shenanigans not the thou crusheths you. People i crush dont crush me back sob sob sobbeth! 🤣

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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago


"I think Thickthighs25 is my biggest crush on here x

I would message her if I were you. No one else does. Never was there a woman cast into the soulless void of neglect.

My dear i think your mistaking the "your hot" shenanigans not the thou crusheths you. People i crush dont crush me back sob sob sobbeth! 🤣"

Shit just sent you mine 😂

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By *sWyldWoman 45 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"I have a current fab crush but I know it wouldn't ever be reciprocated so I just smile when he pops up on the forums and keep it secret

Can team cupid be of any assistance? "

Nope . I keep my secrets

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