“Tongue fucking the fart box” is one of the all time classic quotes
It wouldn’t be out of place coming from Del Boy Trotter on a classic 80’s Only Fools
Bonnet de douche
Put me in the 'Fart box tongue fucker' category.
If I'm not deep enough to french kiss at the same time then I'm not putting a shift in.
Also, massively enjoy having it done. A male fart box holds a man's spot de gee after all