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Tell us us what your best skill is? |
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Recognising anyone who was in Neighbours from 1985-1991. |
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Skimming stones across a calm body of water. |
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Private message me and find out 😉 |
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I can do the splits in multiple ways (front, side, standing etc)
It doesn’t come in that useful…. |
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"Recognising anyone who was in Neighbours from 1985-1991."
Could you recognise every Lucy Robinson? |
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I'm pretty good with a bo staff  |
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By *egnMaxCouple 3 days ago
East Midlands |
I’m pretty good with a bo staff … vote for Pedro. |
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"I’m pretty good with a bo staff … vote for Pedro. "
I don't even have any good skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. |
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Misplacing stuff. One minute it's there, the next, fuck knows. |
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I can waggle my right ear. Never lost a staring competition.
Winning. |
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Consumption of useless information |
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Forgetting peoples names as soon as they tell me |
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"Recognising anyone who was in Neighbours from 1985-1991.
Could you recognise every Lucy Robinson? "
Flinker, Close, Bell - I'd pick them out like there's no tomorrow.
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My eyebrows move entirely independently |
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"Being a bit of a dick"
Yeah this, putting my foot in it at the worst possible time 🤦🏻♂️ |
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"My eyebrows move entirely independently "
This is a real thinker 🤔 |
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Masticating: I'm good a chewing the cud. Wtf is cud anyway? |
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By *oyoteUglyWoman 3 days ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
"Being a bit of a dick
Yeah this, putting my foot in it at the worst possible time 🤦🏻♂️"
There is never a right time to put your foot in... |
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MS Excel and photography (one is used a lot in my job, the other is just a hobby... or is it the other way around 🤔 ) |
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"Recognising anyone who was in Neighbours from 1985-1991.
Could you recognise every Lucy Robinson?
Flinker, Close, Bell - I'd pick them out like there's no tomorrow.
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Impressive |
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"Being a bit of a dick
Yeah this, putting my foot in it at the worst possible time 🤦🏻♂️
There is never a right time to put your foot in..."
You’re starting to see my problem then… |
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By *oyoteUglyWoman 3 days ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
"Being a bit of a dick
Yeah this, putting my foot in it at the worst possible time 🤦🏻♂️
There is never a right time to put your foot in...
You’re starting to see my problem then…"
You know what they say about guys with big feet... |
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I think in a post apocalyptic situation my skills would not be that valuable or extend beyond the immediate days.
I'd not be much use hunting or killing or foraging.
I'd probably eat the wrong berries. |
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"Being a bit of a dick
Yeah this, putting my foot in it at the worst possible time 🤦🏻♂️
There is never a right time to put your foot in...
You’re starting to see my problem then…
You know what they say about guys with big feet..."
I change my profile photo and now I’m being objectified. Do I need to pixelate them? |
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By *oyoteUglyWoman 3 days ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
"Being a bit of a dick
Yeah this, putting my foot in it at the worst possible time 🤦🏻♂️
There is never a right time to put your foot in...
You’re starting to see my problem then…
You know what they say about guys with big feet...
I change my profile photo and now I’m being objectified. Do I need to pixelate them? "
If you ever wanna get laid again I maybe would. And the pointy shoes ones |
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"Being a bit of a dick
Yeah this, putting my foot in it at the worst possible time 🤦🏻♂️
There is never a right time to put your foot in...
You’re starting to see my problem then…
You know what they say about guys with big feet...
I change my profile photo and now I’m being objectified. Do I need to pixelate them?
If you ever wanna get laid again I maybe would. And the pointy shoes ones"
😅😅 I’m out of my depth here. |
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I’m surprised none of the fellas have said breathing through their ears.
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Well I have a cock. That is a skill isn't it? |
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By *oyoteUglyWoman 3 days ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
"Well I have a cock. That is a skill isn't it?"
I have a hole.
We go together like...the rest of the song I can't remember |
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Baking. It's all about the cake. |
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"Well I have a cock. That is a skill isn't it?"
You haven’t gone full zoom and set it as your PP, that’s the real skill |
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I think I have an uncanny ability to put a cardboard box on my head. It's not something you see very often so I must have a bit of an unusual talent. |
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"Baking. It's all about the cake. "
I love the cake |
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Sounding engaged when someone is speaking to me while totally zoned out... "Yeah... Yeah... Oh right... That's crazy!" |
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"Baking. It's all about the cake.
I love the cake "
My kinda man |
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By *oyoteUglyWoman 3 days ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
"Sounding engaged when someone is speaking to me while totally zoned out... "Yeah... Yeah... Oh right... That's crazy!""
Sounds like all my conversations on here |
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Yeetibg myself off a bouldering wall without dying |
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"Well I have a cock. That is a skill isn't it?
I have a hole.
We go together like...the rest of the song I can't remember "
Stick my pole in the hole? 🤔 |
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"Well I have a cock. That is a skill isn't it?
You haven’t gone full zoom and set it as your PP, that’s the real skill "
Will it attract the ladies? |
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"Sounding engaged when someone is speaking to me while totally zoned out... "Yeah... Yeah... Oh right... That's crazy!"
Sounds like all my conversations on here"
Cheers x |
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"Well I have a cock. That is a skill isn't it?
You haven’t gone full zoom and set it as your PP, that’s the real skill
Will it attract the ladies?"
Start a thread and ask everyone |
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"Sounding engaged when someone is speaking to me while totally zoned out... "Yeah... Yeah... Oh right... That's crazy!"
Sounds like all my conversations on here"
Haha that's crazy!
Sorry, I did actually read that! 😅 |
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By *oyoteUglyWoman 3 days ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
"Sounding engaged when someone is speaking to me while totally zoned out... "Yeah... Yeah... Oh right... That's crazy!"
Sounds like all my conversations on here
Cheers x "
Yeah...yeah |
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By *oyoteUglyWoman 3 days ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
"Sounding engaged when someone is speaking to me while totally zoned out... "Yeah... Yeah... Oh right... That's crazy!"
Sounds like all my conversations on here
Haha that's crazy!
Sorry, I did actually read that! 😅"
It's a good job your cute Joe |
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By *eliWoman 3 days ago
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I'm really good at biting my tongue. 98% developed skill. |
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"Being a bit of a dick"
I'd forgive you x
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"Sounding engaged when someone is speaking to me while totally zoned out... "Yeah... Yeah... Oh right... That's crazy!"
Sounds like all my conversations on here
Cheers x
Yeah...yeah"
Who hurt you?
(Wasn’t me, despite how it probably looks to everyone else ) |
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"Sounding engaged when someone is speaking to me while totally zoned out... "Yeah... Yeah... Oh right... That's crazy!"
Sounds like all my conversations on here
Haha that's crazy!
Sorry, I did actually read that! 😅
It's a good job your cute Joe "
Urgh... The worst C word a guy can be called on here |
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By *oyoteUglyWoman 3 days ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
"Sounding engaged when someone is speaking to me while totally zoned out... "Yeah... Yeah... Oh right... That's crazy!"
Sounds like all my conversations on here
Haha that's crazy!
Sorry, I did actually read that! 😅
It's a good job your cute Joe
Urgh... The worst C word a guy can be called on here"
😘 |
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Posting absolute nonsense on the forums is another key skill. Right? |
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By *oyoteUglyWoman 3 days ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
"Sounding engaged when someone is speaking to me while totally zoned out... "Yeah... Yeah... Oh right... That's crazy!"
Sounds like all my conversations on here
Cheers x
Yeah...yeah
Who hurt you?
(Wasn’t me, despite how it probably looks to everyone else ) "
I have to like you for you to hurt me.
So yeah. Rules you out. |
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"Sounding engaged when someone is speaking to me while totally zoned out... "Yeah... Yeah... Oh right... That's crazy!"
Sounds like all my conversations on here
Cheers x
Yeah...yeah
Who hurt you?
(Wasn’t me, despite how it probably looks to everyone else )
I have to like you for you to hurt me.
So yeah. Rules you out. "
Never been hurt by a series of full stops so much. Felt every one. |
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"I’m a man and can multi task "
Example please ? |
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If I wank everyday for the year. That is 365 wanks. Will I get a reward for this major skill? |
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By *oyoteUglyWoman 3 days ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
"If I wank everyday for the year. That is 365 wanks. Will I get a reward for this major skill? "
Biggest wanker on fab? You may some competition though |
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By *oyoteUglyWoman 3 days ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
" I can actually fix things ..
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Jim? |
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" I can actually fix things ..
Jim? "
🤣 |
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" I can actually fix things ..
Jim? "
fpmls  you knob |
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"If I wank everyday for the year. That is 365 wanks. Will I get a reward for this major skill?
Biggest wanker on fab? You may some competition though"
How about if I wank 3 times a day? |
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" I can actually fix things ..
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Specifics pls.
Are we talking the 6:15 at Cheltenham
Or a squeaky hinge?
If you can fix the state of the economy we could see about a wee prize |
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By *WB85Man 3 days ago
Staffordshire |
I can flirt with people, and they have no idea I'm flirting.
Its a skill, just not a good skill. |
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" I can actually fix things ..
Specifics pls.
Are we talking the 6:15 at Cheltenham
Or a squeaky hinge?
If you can fix the state of the economy we could see about a wee prize"
I
i can't quite tupe properly yet still reeling with silly belly laughs after that cheeky bird up there said .. |
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I emit a pheromone that attracts wankers, weirdos and wrong ‘uns in a 100 mile radius.
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rite composed , mechanical things |
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I'm attracted to questionable pheromones. |
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By *inkShyWoman 2 days ago
near Windsor |
Retaining random information to help win the pub quiz. |
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I can lie on my back on a flat surface, lift my legs in the air and make fart noises from the hollow of my back. Believe me, it's really impressive. |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 2 days ago
pink panther territory |
I can eat a jam doughnut,without licking my lips  |
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"I can eat a jam doughnut,without licking my lips "
" bollocks foxy...no way "
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I can put my foot in it, at any situation.
Think I'm quite skilled at it now |
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"I can lie on my back on a flat surface, lift my legs in the air and make fart noises from the hollow of my back. Believe me, it's really impressive."
That is me in the gym every time. Make it stop  |
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By *inkShyWoman 2 days ago
near Windsor |
"I can lie on my back on a flat surface, lift my legs in the air and make fart noises from the hollow of my back. Believe me, it's really impressive."
Done that in pilates in 2002. Never been back. |
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"I can lie on my back on a flat surface, lift my legs in the air and make fart noises from the hollow of my back. Believe me, it's really impressive.
Done that in pilates in 2002. Never been back."
" LOL. It's kind of my party piece...at weddings and birthdays and the like. Sometimes get requests 😉 "
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"I can lie on my back on a flat surface, lift my legs in the air and make fart noises from the hollow of my back. Believe me, it's really impressive.
Done that in pilates in 2002. Never been back."
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I can get the ick faster than trump can post a rant. |
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"I can cum more than once. "
I would be worried if you can't |
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"I can get the ick faster than trump can post a rant. "
What puts you off? |
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"I can cum more than once. "
" Think my back farts trump that "
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Blocking men who don't read my profile, but message having disregarded my request to read, very disrespectful lol
I am almost NVQ Level 3!
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"I can cum more than once.
I would be worried if you can't "
More than once in the same night lol. |
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By *amCutMan 2 days ago
east Midlands |
Eating until my jaw locks 🤣🤣 |
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By *lybynightWoman 2 days ago
visiting various Wales. .. and Daresbury |
Information finding.. since the ye olde library, to early Internet search engines, being a knower of many useful things.
Sadly AI is making that skill obsolete. 😪
I can lick the tip of my nose?
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"Blocking men who don't read my profile, but message having disregarded my request to read, very disrespectful lol
I am almost NVQ Level 3!
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" so what does it say on your profile?
Kidding, joshing, joking.....xx "
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"Blocking men who don't read my profile, but message having disregarded my request to read, very disrespectful lol
I am almost NVQ Level 3!
so what does it say on your profile?
Kidding, joshing, joking.....xx "
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By *asilForty77Man 2 days ago
a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road |
Sleeping expert in the art of having a good kip |
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Yep I think revealing your best skill could be giving your identity away judging by the comments unless ofcourse your a porn star then cool |
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Getting women to realise they are just looking and not ready to date just yet. |
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Knowledge of the print industry….. and martial arts |
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I’m quite good at annoying people.
The mr |
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Making naughty fun lady's cum and squirt. love wet nights |
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My skill is that I can cum really fast!
It saves meets dragging out for hours so we can all get on with our lives 😂 |
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Coming up with very kinky ideas |
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"Coming up with very kinky ideas "
⬆️ I thought you would say wearing clothes that show your genitalia and holding up traffic? |
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Remembering stupid advert jingles.
And I'm pretty good at staying calm in an emergency. |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 2 days ago
pink panther territory |
"I can eat a jam doughnut,without licking my lips
bollocks foxy...no way "
It's true |
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"I can eat a jam doughnut,without licking my lips
bollocks foxy...no way
It's true "
That is a skill |
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Video upload or it’s not true .. |
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Because I have to be honest, I don’t think I’m picturing it the way you’re hoping we all do 😅 |
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Irritating lots of people without even trying |
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"Irritating lots of people without even trying "
*entertaining
I’m feeling one of your legendary threads today. Whatcha got…? |
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I am the sort of positive that can annoy the miserable people, so I can still tell them to f@#k off but with jazz hands
P. S. I can also do a mexican wave with my tongue  |
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"Coming up with very kinky ideas
⬆️ I thought you would say wearing clothes that show your genitalia and holding up traffic? "
Damn, you know me too well, that is my super power (different thread) |
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"Irritating lots of people without even trying
*entertaining
I’m feeling one of your legendary threads today. Whatcha got…? "
Do you mean one of the ones that dont make sense and i cant explain the rules properly? |
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"Irritating lots of people without even trying
*entertaining
I’m feeling one of your legendary threads today. Whatcha got…?
Do you mean one of the ones that dont make sense and i cant explain the rules properly? "
Yeah they’re my faves 😊 cos they still turn out great anyway |
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"Coming up with very kinky ideas
⬆️ I thought you would say wearing clothes that show your genitalia and holding up traffic?
Damn, you know me too well, that is my super power (different thread) "
Don’t worry I clocked it, hard cycler. I clocked it 😉
Watch out for pot holes. |
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Crackshot, never useful though apart from showing off  |
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Hiding the insecure mess I truly am |
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Listening and not taking myself too seriously. |
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By *oyoteUglyWoman 2 days ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
"Hiding the insecure mess I truly am "
I'd like to change my answer to this! |
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By *avexxMan 2 days ago
cheshire |
i can move my ears,, and lick my elbows |
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I can tie my shoe laces all by myself now |
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"I can tie my shoe laces all by myself now "
🤣🤣 |
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"i can move my ears,, and lick my elbows"
I think the ladies would prefer it if you could lick your eye brows  |
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"I can tie my shoe laces all by myself now "
😍😍 did you go traditional or bunny ears? |
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Breaking forumites hearts apparently |
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"Breaking forumites hearts apparently "
💔 |
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"Hiding the insecure mess I truly am
I'd like to change my answer to this!"
Lol always happy to learn new tricks to help with this |
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Well to quote jools
" I am the most boring man she's ever met "
So I'm going to go with that, I am the most boring person your ever likely to meet, that's a skill right? |
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"Well to quote jools
" I am the most boring man she's ever met "
So I'm going to go with that, I am the most boring person your ever likely to meet, that's a skill right?"
One of the best, I'm jealous |
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By *olo180Man 2 days ago
Greater London |
Tripping over thin air while walking 🙄 |
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What? I've never killed anyone. 😱 |
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Being annoyingly blunt and accidentally having no filter |
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"Being annoyingly blunt and accidentally having no filter "
Teasing her rotten ⬆️ |
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"Being annoyingly blunt and accidentally having no filter
Teasing her rotten ⬆️ "
Winding me up you mean 🤣 |
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I will lower the level and say my cock sucking skills |
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"Being annoyingly blunt and accidentally having no filter
Teasing her rotten ⬆️
Winding me up you mean 🤣"
Ah so it’s working! 😎 |
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"Being annoyingly blunt and accidentally having no filter
Teasing her rotten ⬆️
Winding me up you mean 🤣"
I bet you got a few skills |
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"Being annoyingly blunt and accidentally having no filter
Teasing her rotten ⬆️
Winding me up you mean 🤣
Ah so it’s working! 😎"
Haha no I won’t allow it |
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"Being annoyingly blunt and accidentally having no filter
Teasing her rotten ⬆️
Winding me up you mean 🤣 I bet you got a few skills"
🤷🏽♀️ |
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Thats not really gonna happen, even if I did it's extremely likely no one here would even understand what I said,nor do I have the patients to explain it, and even if I did you'd never believe it anyway...Besides, they would have to kill you and I don't want to carry that.
Can say i've spent over 100,000 hours in my field making me something of a semi world famous specialist. |
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Newest skill is mending the plumbing |
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By *endy CTV/TS 15 hours ago
Huntingdon |
Smoothing my eyebrows with my tongue xx |
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Pretending things don't bother me |
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By *oyoteUglyWoman 14 hours ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
Also, winding people up 😇 |
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Avoiding being in photos at family occasions |
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By *agic.MMan 14 hours ago
Orpington |
"Also, winding people up 😇"
You sure it's not changing your name every time the sun rises 🌞? |
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By *oyoteUglyWoman 14 hours ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
"Also, winding people up 😇
You sure it's not changing your name every time the sun rises 🌞? "
Is that a skill? I guess I can type and press the right button. |
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