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Since people actually used it as it was intended despite my poor humour.
I have sto len a much lovelier name for a fellow lovely forumite to describe us who are not quite classes as young and not yet in the older bracket. We are going to be the MIDDLERS
Lets carry it on.
Come in say hi, chat to others, have a moan or just let us know how your day was 😁 |
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"Since people actually used it as it was intended despite my poor humour.
I have sto len a much lovelier name for a fellow lovely forumite to describe us who are not quite classes as young and not yet in the older bracket. We are going to be the MIDDLERS
Lets carry it on.
Come in say hi, chat to others, have a moan or just let us know how your day was 😁"
Hey OP,
The start of the week has been an intense one. Lots going on at work, hardly anytime to think, but it is what it is and the rest of the week looks like it’s not going to get any slower.
How’s Monday treating you? |
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"Since people actually used it as it was intended despite my poor humour.
I have sto len a much lovelier name for a fellow lovely forumite to describe us who are not quite classes as young and not yet in the older bracket. We are going to be the MIDDLERS
Lets carry it on.
Come in say hi, chat to others, have a moan or just let us know how your day was 😁"
Id like to put my middle in yours!! Xx  |
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"Since people actually used it as it was intended despite my poor humour.
I have sto len a much lovelier name for a fellow lovely forumite to describe us who are not quite classes as young and not yet in the older bracket. We are going to be the MIDDLERS
Lets carry it on.
Come in say hi, chat to others, have a moan or just let us know how your day was 😁
Id like to put my middle in yours!! Xx "
For the record im 50 + VAT….  |
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"Since people actually used it as it was intended despite my poor humour.
I have sto len a much lovelier name for a fellow lovely forumite to describe us who are not quite classes as young and not yet in the older bracket. We are going to be the MIDDLERS
Lets carry it on.
Come in say hi, chat to others, have a moan or just let us know how your day was 😁
Hey OP,
The start of the week has been an intense one. Lots going on at work, hardly anytime to think, but it is what it is and the rest of the week looks like it’s not going to get any slower.
How’s Monday treating you? "
Oh no, i hope it slows down a bit for you.
Its been good today, ive been off work though im sure my day tomorrow will be much busier.
Nice ink btw  |
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"Hi all. Im starting with my day was piece of sh. Been in a hospital cuz my hip nerve fcked. Now relaxing at home. Hope u all had better day  "
Oh no. Ouch that doesnt sound good. Hope your feeling better soon. |
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Hey, it's me! I'm a very new middler, a niddler?
30 used to be a target age for some of my goals, I've not quite reached them but I've also made some good progress so I'm satisfied.
Fab wise, I used to see a lot of profiles with 30 as the min age and moaned about it myself, thinking to myself I'd be drowning in pussy once I reached 30 on here. If only it were that easy but I guess we all develop fantasies to escape reality 😉 |
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"Just to clarify....is it 30-50 or 50's? Just want to know if I qualify 
30-50
I'll get my coat then 🤣
👍🏼 For the best. The cold does arthritis no favours. "
I learnt that the hard way... im only 34, swear ive the body of a 60 year old 😂😂 |
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"Hey, it's me! I'm a very new middler, a niddler?
30 used to be a target age for some of my goals, I've not quite reached them but I've also made some good progress so I'm satisfied.
Fab wise, I used to see a lot of profiles with 30 as the min age and moaned about it myself, thinking to myself I'd be drowning in pussy once I reached 30 on here. If only it were that easy but I guess we all develop fantasies to escape reality 😉"
Welcome fellow middler. Ah is this were you realise being 30 doesnt make you a top shagger. Happens to us all 🤭 |
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"I'm here, for a few years.
Is it around 49 I start to look at thermal slippers? I heard you just start getting catalogs through your door. Any 50+ still here to confirm that?"
Yes. Its a scary world when you come out the other side of the middlers |
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"Thank you renaming it from the middle age thread. I feel more representated now 😆
Cor blimey people dont arf get upset at the middle aged word 🤣"
Are you saying I'll die at 60? That's harsh... And dark... That harsh and dark |
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"I'm here, for a few years.
Is it around 49 I start to look at thermal slippers? I heard you just start getting catalogs through your door. Any 50+ still here to confirm that?"
Can’t confirm the catalogues but I can confirm that sliporn is indeed a thing ! |
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"I'm here, for a few years.
Is it around 49 I start to look at thermal slippers? I heard you just start getting catalogs through your door. Any 50+ still here to confirm that?"
I'll get back to you next year about that 😭😂 |
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Welcome fellow middler. Ah is this were you realise being 30 doesnt make you a top shagger. Happens to us all 🤭"
I didn't say that! Just that being 30 doesn't automatically make it a breeze to practice my shagging abilities. The quality of the shagging is a different matter altogether. |
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Welcome fellow middler. Ah is this were you realise being 30 doesnt make you a top shagger. Happens to us all 🤭
I didn't say that! Just that being 30 doesn't automatically make it a breeze to practice my shagging abilities. The quality of the shagging is a different matter altogether."
I was actually agreeing with you!. When i turned 30 i thought i was gonna be bonking left right and centre. I wasnt |
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Hey guys!! I’m very happy to be a middler and enjoying the start of my 30’s still 21 at heart but this weekend my body reminded me that I’m not 21 anymore, in the form of a torn shoulder in the first cricket game of the season🤣 |
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"Hey guys!! I’m very happy to be a middler and enjoying the start of my 30’s still 21 at heart but this weekend my body reminded me that I’m not 21 anymore, in the form of a torn shoulder in the first cricket game of the season🤣 "
Ah hello there sir!.
Oooh that sounds painful 🙈 |
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"Noticed how there is more over 50's commenting in here than there is under 50's in the over 50's thread. 🤭 we obviously are better at respecting rules🤣"
Us over 50s have poor eye sight 🤷🏽♂️
We also have decided if we don't break the rules now, we'll be dead soon anyway 😂 |
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"Noticed how there is more over 50's commenting in here than there is under 50's in the over 50's thread. 🤭 we obviously are better at respecting rules🤣
Us over 50s have poor eye sight 🤷🏽♂️
We also have decided if we don't break the rules now, we'll be dead soon anyway 😂"
🤣👏👏👏 |
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I was actually agreeing with you!. When i turned 30 i thought i was gonna be bonking left right and centre. I wasnt"
Don't let your dreams be dreams. Also, your previous 2 messages led me down the rabbit hole of the over 30 British phrases for sex, so thanks I guess.
One of them's "how's your father" 😭 |
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I was actually agreeing with you!. When i turned 30 i thought i was gonna be bonking left right and centre. I wasnt
Don't let your dreams be dreams. Also, your previous 2 messages led me down the rabbit hole of the over 30 British phrases for sex, so thanks I guess.
One of them's "how's your father" 😭"
"A jolly good rogering" is another good one |
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I was actually agreeing with you!. When i turned 30 i thought i was gonna be bonking left right and centre. I wasnt
Don't let your dreams be dreams. Also, your previous 2 messages led me down the rabbit hole of the over 30 British phrases for sex, so thanks I guess.
One of them's "how's your father" 😭
"A jolly good rogering" is another good one "
Ooh, nice, I like pirate themed stuff. People are so creative, "rumpy pumpy" also got me. |
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I was actually agreeing with you!. When i turned 30 i thought i was gonna be bonking left right and centre. I wasnt
Don't let your dreams be dreams. Also, your previous 2 messages led me down the rabbit hole of the over 30 British phrases for sex, so thanks I guess.
One of them's "how's your father" 😭
"A jolly good rogering" is another good one
Ooh, nice, I like pirate themed stuff. People are so creative, "rumpy pumpy" also got me."
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I was actually agreeing with you!. When i turned 30 i thought i was gonna be bonking left right and centre. I wasnt
Don't let your dreams be dreams. Also, your previous 2 messages led me down the rabbit hole of the over 30 British phrases for sex, so thanks I guess.
One of them's "how's your father" 😭
"A jolly good rogering" is another good one "
How about getting your leg over? |
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I was actually agreeing with you!. When i turned 30 i thought i was gonna be bonking left right and centre. I wasnt
Don't let your dreams be dreams. Also, your previous 2 messages led me down the rabbit hole of the over 30 British phrases for sex, so thanks I guess.
One of them's "how's your father" 😭
"A jolly good rogering" is another good one
How about getting your leg over?"
I like that one too 🤣 |
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"Just slipping in before the tall chap with the scythe starts eyeing me up.
I like what you've done with the place, OP. Good idea to turn the orangery into a swimming pool."
Welcome to the pool sir |
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"Just slipping in before the tall chap with the scythe starts eyeing me up.
I like what you've done with the place, OP. Good idea to turn the orangery into a swimming pool.
Welcome to the pool sir "
Stop looking at his trunk(s) 🤣 |
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"Just slipping in before the tall chap with the scythe starts eyeing me up.
I like what you've done with the place, OP. Good idea to turn the orangery into a swimming pool.
Welcome to the pool sir "
Thank you! The swim-up bar is an especially thoughtful touch. I rather fancy a Caipirinha - anyone else? |
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"Just slipping in before the tall chap with the scythe starts eyeing me up.
I like what you've done with the place, OP. Good idea to turn the orangery into a swimming pool.
Welcome to the pool sir
Stop looking at his trunk(s) 🤣"
Damn! Caught me |
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"Just slipping in before the tall chap with the scythe starts eyeing me up.
I like what you've done with the place, OP. Good idea to turn the orangery into a swimming pool.
Welcome to the pool sir
Stop looking at his trunk(s) 🤣"
Who says I'm wearing any? |
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"Wait, you mean I have to make the effort to talk to people? I thought I was just joining a same age post…
Are you 51? If you are i have bad news for you 🤣🤣🤭🤭"
Woahhh !
Are we booted oot if we’re 51 ? 😭
If so I’m off to play on my stannah stairlift with Thora and you lot aren’t getting a go 😂 |
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"Just slipping in before the tall chap with the scythe starts eyeing me up.
I like what you've done with the place, OP. Good idea to turn the orangery into a swimming pool.
Welcome to the pool sir
Stop looking at his trunk(s) 🤣
Who says I'm wearing any?"
Well definitely Thickthighs might have mentioned you aren’t |
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"Just slipping in before the tall chap with the scythe starts eyeing me up.
I like what you've done with the place, OP. Good idea to turn the orangery into a swimming pool.
Welcome to the pool sir
Stop looking at his trunk(s) 🤣
Who says I'm wearing any?
Well definitely Thickthighs might have mentioned you aren’t "
The pink flamingo lilo hides many things. |
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"Wait, you mean I have to make the effort to talk to people? I thought I was just joining a same age post…
Are you 51? If you are i have bad news for you 🤣🤣🤭🤭
Woahhh !
Are we booted oot if we’re 51 ? 😭
If so I’m off to play on my stannah stairlift with Thora and you lot aren’t getting a go 😂"
🤭🤭 |
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"The Middlers? 
Love that this thread has continued. You're a sweetheart, OP. 🥰"
You were right _eli, i was being a tinker. Im glad its being used properly and i loved the middlers ❤️ thankyou for coming up with it |
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"Wait, you mean I have to make the effort to talk to people? I thought I was just joining a same age post…
Are you 51? If you are i have bad news for you 🤣🤣🤭🤭"
Well I'm in your age range so count that as a win 😁😉 |
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"Wait, you mean I have to make the effort to talk to people? I thought I was just joining a same age post…
Are you 51? If you are i have bad news for you 🤣🤣🤭🤭
Well I'm in your age range so count that as a win 😁😉"
Yes you are 🤭 |
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"Wait, you mean I have to make the effort to talk to people? I thought I was just joining a same age post…
Are you 51? If you are i have bad news for you 🤣🤣🤭🤭
Well I'm in your age range so count that as a win 😁😉
Yes you are 🤭"
Within age range but so far away…. 🙄😫😂 |
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"We are going to be the MIDDLERS
Good morning fellow MIDDLERS! I hope you are having a good week so far. If not, I hope it gets better! 
Good morning sir, hope its a great day for you "
The MIDDLERS sounds a bit like The Riddlers. I can't be the only one who remembers Tiddler and Mossop? |
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"We are going to be the MIDDLERS
Good morning fellow MIDDLERS! I hope you are having a good week so far. If not, I hope it gets better!
Good morning sir, hope its a great day for you
The MIDDLERS sounds a bit like The Riddlers. I can't be the only one who remembers Tiddler and Mossop? "
I mean i don't, maybe it's just the top end middlers? 🤭 |
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"We are going to be the MIDDLERS
Good morning fellow MIDDLERS! I hope you are having a good week so far. If not, I hope it gets better!
Good morning sir, hope its a great day for you
The MIDDLERS sounds a bit like The Riddlers. I can't be the only one who remembers Tiddler and Mossop?
I mean i don't, maybe it's just the top end middlers? 🤭"
Do we have different middler factions already? |
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"We are going to be the MIDDLERS
Good morning fellow MIDDLERS! I hope you are having a good week so far. If not, I hope it gets better!
Good morning sir, hope its a great day for you
The MIDDLERS sounds a bit like The Riddlers. I can't be the only one who remembers Tiddler and Mossop?
I mean i don't, maybe it's just the top end middlers? 🤭
Do we have different middler factions already? "
Na. If your a middler your a middler until your not |
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"We are going to be the MIDDLERS
Good morning fellow MIDDLERS! I hope you are having a good week so far. If not, I hope it gets better!
Good morning sir, hope its a great day for you
The MIDDLERS sounds a bit like The Riddlers. I can't be the only one who remembers Tiddler and Mossop?
I mean i don't, maybe it's just the top end middlers? 🤭
Do we have different middler factions already?
Na. If your a middler your a middler until your not "
Cool, I'll just get back to middling along |
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By *WB85Man 12 hours ago
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"Hows everyone's day so far?
Anyone have any exciting plans?
I'm working and browsing uber eats to see whats for lunch.
Just had a full English in a cafe 🤤 hope your lunch is yummy too "
Full English sounds great!!
Greggs to the rescue today....steak bake and a sausage roll.  |
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"Hows everyone's day so far?
Anyone have any exciting plans?
I'm working and browsing uber eats to see whats for lunch.
Just had a full English in a cafe 🤤 hope your lunch is yummy too
Full English sounds great!!
Greggs to the rescue today....steak bake and a sausage roll. "
I always prefer a Chicken and Mushroom slice with a Sausage roll personally.
but as per, I'm not eating that absolutely delicious crap as I shed my love handles! |
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By *WB85Man 10 hours ago
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"All this talk about Greggs is making me hungry
A sausage roll or chicken bake and a pink lemonade would be so good right now!"
Pink lemonade....i haven't had that in such a long time.
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"I am drinking pink lemonade just now, very tangy. 57 and still having fun. Mx 😈
We have an olden in the group!!!!
I feel violated. "
Not for the first time I imagine 🫣
I'm too young mentally and too old physically 😎 |
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"How does a fresh haircut make you feel so much better in yourself?
Just finished my working day off with a trim and feeling great.
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Best feeling in the world. The way you stride down the street after, all ‘look at me’ swagger.
I’ve been growing mine for 6 weeks so I just look like a fucking tramp in the inbetween stage😭 revel in the moment on my behalf please 🙏🏼 |
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By *WB85Man 4 hours ago
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"Good evening middlers. Finally sorted for the night. Day off tomorrow so feeling bloody marvelous.
Hope everyones good 😁"
Totally jealous of the day off.
Today I've realised I'm a little addicted to Haribo Giant Strawbs.
Whats everyone's favourite sweet?
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"Good evening middlers. Finally sorted for the night. Day off tomorrow so feeling bloody marvelous.
Hope everyones good 😁
Totally jealous of the day off.
Today I've realised I'm a little addicted to Haribo Giant Strawbs.
Whats everyone's favourite sweet?
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Cola bottles
Love haribos |
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By *WB85Man 4 hours ago
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"Good evening middlers. Finally sorted for the night. Day off tomorrow so feeling bloody marvelous.
Hope everyones good 😁
Totally jealous of the day off.
Today I've realised I'm a little addicted to Haribo Giant Strawbs.
Whats everyone's favourite sweet?
Cola bottles
Love haribos "
We should do a swap some time.....the sweets i mean. |
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By *WB85Man 4 hours ago
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Tell people about yourself, your hobbies and things you enjoy.
All the extra details can be a hook that you may have in common with somebody which gives you another reason to get a reply. |
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"Good evening middlers. Finally sorted for the night. Day off tomorrow so feeling bloody marvelous.
Hope everyones good 😁
Totally jealous of the day off.
Today I've realised I'm a little addicted to Haribo Giant Strawbs.
Whats everyone's favourite sweet?
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I like the fizzy or sour ones 🤤 |
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By *WB85Man 4 hours ago
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"Good evening middlers. Finally sorted for the night. Day off tomorrow so feeling bloody marvelous.
Hope everyones good 😁
Totally jealous of the day off.
Today I've realised I'm a little addicted to Haribo Giant Strawbs.
Whats everyone's favourite sweet?
I like the fizzy or sour ones 🤤 "
Sour patch are delicious!!!
I think we all should meet up with an assortment of sweets and snacks. |
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"Good evening middlers. Finally sorted for the night. Day off tomorrow so feeling bloody marvelous.
Hope everyones good 😁
Totally jealous of the day off.
Today I've realised I'm a little addicted to Haribo Giant Strawbs.
Whats everyone's favourite sweet?
I like the fizzy or sour ones 🤤
Sour patch are delicious!!!
I think we all should meet up with an assortment of sweets and snacks. "
I also am a fizzy and sour fiend. I've never tried sour patch. I'll have to try that now
I tend to go for pic n mix myself and pic out fizzy cola bottles, fizzy cherries and bonbons |
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"Good evening middlers. Finally sorted for the night. Day off tomorrow so feeling bloody marvelous.
Hope everyones good 😁
Totally jealous of the day off.
Today I've realised I'm a little addicted to Haribo Giant Strawbs.
Whats everyone's favourite sweet?
I like the fizzy or sour ones 🤤
Sour patch are delicious!!!
I think we all should meet up with an assortment of sweets and snacks.
I also am a fizzy and sour fiend. I've never tried sour patch. I'll have to try that now
I tend to go for pic n mix myself and pic out fizzy cola bottles, fizzy cherries and bonbons "
I do like a bonbon - cherry please |
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"Good evening middlers. Finally sorted for the night. Day off tomorrow so feeling bloody marvelous.
Hope everyones good 😁
Totally jealous of the day off.
Today I've realised I'm a little addicted to Haribo Giant Strawbs.
Whats everyone's favourite sweet?
I like the fizzy or sour ones 🤤
Sour patch are delicious!!!
I think we all should meet up with an assortment of sweets and snacks.
I also am a fizzy and sour fiend. I've never tried sour patch. I'll have to try that now
I tend to go for pic n mix myself and pic out fizzy cola bottles, fizzy cherries and bonbons
I do like a bonbon - cherry please "
I can't remember the last time I had sweets. Do the fizzy cola bottles still exist? |
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