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You're stranded in the Amazon Rainforest with the user above. What is the first thing you're doing?
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"Helping him find his shirt
Tell him what rotten luck on his first day
Tell him to cover up or the midges will bite him."
Tell him to stop splashing around in the water or he will draw attention to us |
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By *recticWoman 7 weeks ago
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"Licking a suspicious looking frog
Using her as a raft whilst I go hunting in the waters
Asking if he happens to have Bear Grylls number…."
Absolutely not! He’s gonna have me sleeping in a skinned anaconda. I’m a Ray Mears woman. He’ll have me a villa fully staffed and Netflix set up in no time. I think he’s even sorted an Aperol Spritz |
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"Helping him find his shirt
Tell him what rotten luck on his first day
Tell him to cover up or the midges will bite him.
Tell him to stop splashing around in the water or he will draw attention to us "
Chop him up and use him as bait |
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"Licking a suspicious looking frog
Using her as a raft whilst I go hunting in the waters
Asking if he happens to have Bear Grylls number….
Absolutely not! He’s gonna have me sleeping in a skinned anaconda. I’m a Ray Mears woman. He’ll have me a villa fully staffed and Netflix set up in no time. I think he’s even sorted an Aperol Spritz "
kick Hk in the say I think its you it's smiling at then do a runner .. to hotel Ray mears.. sorry Hk it's survival. |
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" ask him is that tiger smiling at you or me  I hate to be that nerd but I think you mean jaguar!
Ask if there’s any poison toad left to get high on 😵💫"
I am only worrying about the teeth and lip licking at this point.. what colour skirt it's wearing is irrelevant . |
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" ask him is that tiger smiling at you or me I hate to be that nerd but I think you mean jaguar!
Ask if there’s any poison toad left to get high on 😵💫
I am only worrying about the teeth and lip licking at this point.. what colour skirt it's wearing is irrelevant ."
Tell him to not lick any bloody toads |
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" ask him is that tiger smiling at you or me I hate to be that nerd but I think you mean jaguar!
Ask if there’s any poison toad left to get high on 😵💫
I am only worrying about the teeth and lip licking at this point.. what colour skirt it's wearing is irrelevant .
Tell him to not lick any bloody toads "
Ask if the toad is allowed to lick me? Does that count? |
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"You know how Michone has those zombies on a lead in the walking dead. That.
I guess I'm walking in front of them on a lead
I guess I’ll be the other one then 🙁
Using his pecs as bongos "
Getting a quick bum in in case its my last chance |
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"You know how Michone has those zombies on a lead in the walking dead. That.
I guess I'm walking in front of them on a lead
I guess I’ll be the other one then 🙁
Using his pecs as bongos
Getting a quick bum in in case its my last chance "
Bum her |
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"You know how Michone has those zombies on a lead in the walking dead. That.
I guess I'm walking in front of them on a lead
I guess I’ll be the other one then 🙁
Using his pecs as bongos
Getting a quick bum in in case its my last chance
Bum her"
Use the bum as a shield |
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"You know how Michone has those zombies on a lead in the walking dead. That.
I guess I'm walking in front of them on a lead
I guess I’ll be the other one then 🙁
Using his pecs as bongos
Getting a quick bum in in case its my last chance
Bum her
Use the bum as a shield "
Let him choose what he’s using for the blow dart pipe 🤔 |
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"You know how Michone has those zombies on a lead in the walking dead. That.
I guess I'm walking in front of them on a lead
I guess I’ll be the other one then 🙁
Using his pecs as bongos
Getting a quick bum in in case its my last chance
Bum her
Use the bum as a shield "
out the way tiger jaguar thing massive teeth hungry . zooooooooom whhoooooosh |
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"You know how Michone has those zombies on a lead in the walking dead. That.
I guess I'm walking in front of them on a lead
I guess I’ll be the other one then 🙁
We'd be Building a shelter lol
Using his pecs as bongos
Getting a quick bum in in case its my last chance
Bum her
Use the bum as a shield out the way tiger jaguar thing massive teeth hungry . zooooooooom whhoooooosh"
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"You know how Michone has those zombies on a lead in the walking dead. That.
I guess I'm walking in front of them on a lead
I guess I’ll be the other one then 🙁
We'd be Building a shelter lol
Using his pecs as bongos
Getting a quick bum in in case its my last chance
Bum her
Use the bum as a shield out the way tiger jaguar thing massive teeth hungry . zooooooooom whhoooooosh "
It's okay. I'll say it so you don't have to. I dont have a fucking clue what he said either. |
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By *recticWoman 7 weeks ago
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" ask him is that tiger smiling at you or me I hate to be that nerd but I think you mean jaguar!
Ask if there’s any poison toad left to get high on 😵💫
I am only worrying about the teeth and lip licking at this point.. what colour skirt it's wearing is irrelevant .
Tell him to not lick any bloody toads
Ask if the toad is allowed to lick me? Does that count? "
That’s you on a watchlist |
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" ask him is that tiger smiling at you or me I hate to be that nerd but I think you mean jaguar!
Ask if there’s any poison toad left to get high on 😵💫
I am only worrying about the teeth and lip licking at this point.. what colour skirt it's wearing is irrelevant .
Tell him to not lick any bloody toads
Ask if the toad is allowed to lick me? Does that count?
That’s you on a watchlist "
It’s ok, I am stranded in the Amazon 🤷♂️ |
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" ask him is that tiger smiling at you or me I hate to be that nerd but I think you mean jaguar!
Ask if there’s any poison toad left to get high on 😵💫
I am only worrying about the teeth and lip licking at this point.. what colour skirt it's wearing is irrelevant .
Tell him to not lick any bloody toads
Ask if the toad is allowed to lick me? Does that count?
That’s you on a watchlist
It’s ok, I am stranded in the Amazon 🤷♂️ "
Ask him to reach the fruits that I can’t so I can make us a fruit salad |
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" ask him is that tiger smiling at you or me I hate to be that nerd but I think you mean jaguar!
Ask if there’s any poison toad left to get high on 😵💫
I am only worrying about the teeth and lip licking at this point.. what colour skirt it's wearing is irrelevant .
Tell him to not lick any bloody toads
Ask if the toad is allowed to lick me? Does that count?
That’s you on a watchlist
It’s ok, I am stranded in the Amazon 🤷♂️
Ask him to reach the fruits that I can’t so I can make us a fruit salad "
Start calling them AmazonorousCouple |
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"Kissing her. It's been a while. 🩶"
Ah ha! Nero is highly eloquent. If we encounter a hostile Amazonian tribe, maybe I’ll let him talk us out of any nefarious and possibly even cannibalistic plans they may have for us (and at any rate, whilst Nero is negotiating, I’ll run away) 😁👍🏻 |
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"Kissing her. It's been a while. 🩶
Ah ha! Nero is highly eloquent. If we encounter a hostile Amazonian tribe, maybe I’ll let him talk us out of any nefarious and possibly even cannibalistic plans they may have for us (and at any rate, whilst Nero is negotiating, I’ll run away) 😁👍🏻"
Watch Nero speak to an Amazonian tribal chief and be in awe. |
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"Covering him in leaves and rubbing soil and any nearby faecal matter on him to mask his scent from predators
Pulling his pants up!
Build a shelter together."
pppssst shams up here in the tree catch this I think its edible .... need energy to build that properly |
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"Covering him in leaves and rubbing soil and any nearby faecal matter on him to mask his scent from predators
Pulling his pants up!
Build a shelter together.
pppssst shams up here in the tree catch this I think its edible .... need energy to build that properly "
Let’s light a fire 😁👍🏻
I don’t know why, but they always light a fire - even in high temperatures 😵💫 |
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"Covering him in leaves and rubbing soil and any nearby faecal matter on him to mask his scent from predators
Pulling his pants up!
Build a shelter together.
pppssst shams up here in the tree catch this I think its edible .... need energy to build that properly
Let’s light a fire 😁👍🏻
I don’t know why, but they always light a fire - even in high temperatures 😵💫"
I don't suppose you know if tigers can climb trees do you ? |
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By *nnCeeWoman 6 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"Let’s light a fire 😁👍🏻
I don’t know why, but they always light a fire - even in high temperatures 😵💫"
Smoke keeps some of the bugs away, possibly some animals too...
Ability to boil and therefore sterilise water so it's safer to drink
Lights up the darkness
Comfort thing, innit? |
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"Thanking god that I'm stranded with someone so practical. I'm screeching about the insects...
Swatting bugs with my flip flops 💕
Thanking god that I have boob's for a pillow"
No sleeping on rocks for you  |
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"Thanking god that I'm stranded with someone so practical. I'm screeching about the insects...
Swatting bugs with my flip flops 💕
Thanking god that I have boob's for a pillow"
Offer him some water to keep him sweet |
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By *arylRMan 6 weeks ago
East Anglia |
"Thanking god that I'm stranded with someone so practical. I'm screeching about the insects...
Swatting bugs with my flip flops 💕
Sucking on those nipples to keep starvation away."
Rubbing in the sun lotion for the sun lovers |
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