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After you broke up that made you think "what the fuck was I thinking?!" Keep it lighthearted and those of you that ended things on good terms with your exes, good for you, don't come for me 🤷♀️
I'll start. He shaved his head (he doesn't have the face for it at all!) And now looks like an actual pea. |
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By *Effy-Woman 1 day ago
Scotland |
"He tattooed my name on his leg. "
I'd like to add that i only found out after we ended because he proceeded to pull his trousers down in front of my friends on a night out and confess his undying love for me by presenting me with said tattoo. I don't think I've gotten the ick so bad since. |
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"He tattooed my name on his leg.
I'd like to add that i only found out after we ended because he proceeded to pull his trousers down in front of my friends on a night out and confess his undying love for me by presenting me with said tattoo. I don't think I've gotten the ick so bad since. "
I think I just experienced second hand ick  |
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By *Effy-Woman 1 day ago
Scotland |
"He tattooed my name on his leg.
I'd like to add that i only found out after we ended because he proceeded to pull his trousers down in front of my friends on a night out and confess his undying love for me by presenting me with said tattoo. I don't think I've gotten the ick so bad since.
I think I just experienced second hand ick "
It still makes me gag when I think about it. |
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Nearly 30 years ago now.My ex was secretly addicted to recreational drugs.A much younger work colleague was giving him. I am anti-drugs.
His personality completely changed. He couldn't sleep. And he was drinking excessively. Stealing money from me. That's why I left. |
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Treated me like absolute shit, have a go about literally nothing then not text me for weeks at a time, lie constantly and double down and get mad when I caught her out. Never ever apologised for anything. Never came to mine, always had to go to hers, I always had to make the effort or nothing would ever happen.
Would have a bad dream about something then be angry at me all day for it…
Yet apparently all of her ex’s were horrible, manipulative assholes who treated her like shit and walked all over her and she didn’t treat them like crap.
Some people are just broken unfortunately |
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By *iver78Man 1 day ago
barton upon humber |
My last ex used to spend literally thousands in clothes make up nails etc and wouldent get it into her head she looked great without it all !!
Granted she looked great on pictures , but in real life just looked fake AF ! |
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She posed for photos, which I really love doing.
We finished because I was a dick.
We're still mates now, and she's asked me if I still have the photos, which i don't. "Shame" she said.
Wish she'd send me some.
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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 1 day ago
In a galaxy far far away |
"He tattooed my name on his leg.
Many years ago in my youth, one of my ex's carved my initials in her leg with a knife. She actually ended up in a loony bin a few years after we broke up.
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She was heavily into ghosts and the occult. I'm surprised she didn't try to sacrifice me.
But she was a trekkie so we at least had that in common |
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By *Effy-Woman 1 day ago
Scotland |
"He tattooed my name on his leg.
Many years ago in my youth, one of my ex's carved my initials in her leg with a knife. She actually ended up in a loony bin a few years after we broke up."
They would make the perfect couple 😍 |
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"I can't keep it lighthearted so I will just say,everytime I look at him I think what the actual fuck i actually dated gollam
We've all been there! Sending hugs 😘"
Oh none needed he's a total cretin...on a positive note im really good friends with my other ex  |
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"He tattooed my name on his leg.
Many years ago in my youth, one of my ex's carved my initials in her leg with a knife. She actually ended up in a loony bin a few years after we broke up.
She was heavily into ghosts and the occult. I'm surprised she didn't try to sacrifice me.
But she was a trekkie so we at least had that in common "
Would you like to be a sacrifice?
I'm a Trekkie, by the way.
🧛🏻♀️ |
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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 1 day ago
In a galaxy far far away |
"He tattooed my name on his leg.
Many years ago in my youth, one of my ex's carved my initials in her leg with a knife. She actually ended up in a loony bin a few years after we broke up.
She was heavily into ghosts and the occult. I'm surprised she didn't try to sacrifice me.
But she was a trekkie so we at least had that in common
Would you like to be a sacrifice?
I'm a Trekkie, by the way.
🧛🏻♀️"
With watching all these horror movies lately I'm having dreams of witches, pentagrams and black candles.
Maybes it's a sign of things to come |
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A very old ex contacted a girl I was seeing after not talking for about 3 months and we had broken up saying that we were together. She continued to like all our photos together and made me look like a cheater. My new friend didn't trust me then and she rode dick like I've never experienced. |
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"He tattooed my name on his leg.
I'd like to add that i only found out after we ended because he proceeded to pull his trousers down in front of my friends on a night out and confess his undying love for me by presenting me with said tattoo. I don't think I've gotten the ick so bad since. "
Lucky it wasn't on his middle leg, then!
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By *inkShyWoman 1 day ago
near Windsor |
"His dog died and he left her on the living room floor until he got home from the pub after work.
Oh my god. What a vile human being."
100% worse human I've ever met. I was long gone by then but his daughter phoned and told me. |
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Worked hard every day
Paid the money over
Did the decorating
Fucked like a trojan
Loved us all
Did the garden
Sometimes some ironing and shopping
Drove the car ( mostly )
Made me laugh like a drain |
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Best decision I ever made packing my bags and leaving her. Felt suffocated at that time and now I'm back to myself "free spirit", very much enjoying life having left her. Wish her well, no regrets other than i should have never been with her in the first place (we live and learn). Lessons learnt...!
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I foolishly broke up with a hot Brazilian ex gf, who gave me most intense orgasm ever, because my family wanted me to have a traditional Asian wedding! 🤦🏽♂️ Wtf was I thinking 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
I'm now divorced and in some regret... |
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"Best of all he hated Football ...... come the snooker season grrrrrrrrrrrr"
I've never understood football (or any sport) and with regard to snooker I wind up people by calling it poker and refer to the cue as a 'poker bat'.
I've not become an ex over sport but it could be part of the reason I'm not a 'current'! |
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By *Effy-Woman 1 day ago
Scotland |
"Used to send me pictures when I wasn't at home of his cock doing stupid things. Like peeking out between leaves of a plant or peeping through the hole at the end of peephole shoes."
People are so creative |
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"Used to send me pictures when I wasn't at home of his cock doing stupid things. Like peeking out between leaves of a plant or peeping through the hole at the end of peephole shoes.
People are so creative "
Yep, and editing labels. In the bathroom I have 'Jizz Bombs' for instance instead of 'Fizz Bombs' 😆 |
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Blame me for issues she had with the world. I was closest so it was my fault rather than thinking about what I actually said. It's a common trait with those who look through you rather than actually listen. |
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"Started" a relationship with the woman he told me he "just friends with" .... but a year after I'd thrown him out and 2 weeks after her her husband threw her out .... amazingly it was apparently only then they discovered they liked each other and not the 2 years prior they had been fucking each other. Still cant believe it took her ex that long to work out she was cheating on him. |
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My first wife married a wolves fan, and I’m still not 100% convinced that me being a baggies fan wasn’t part of her decision making on that one.
Last relationship ended because she was deep into alcoholism, and caused us to lose our home, after which she had a string of relationships with different flavours of addicts.
However, first wife seems really happy now, and has been married to her husband for longer than we were together, and the other is 3 years sober and getting her life together quite well
Happy endings do happen people |
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First guy I lived with was a complete fruit loop
He was an alcoholic and in his spare time he would punch holes in doors for a laugh as well as punching me. We split up and he died at 50 through liver disease which was no surprise |
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"Mines a bit fucked up to be honest. She tried sleeping with my dad, despite knowing I have never had a relationship with my dad. Just as a means to get back at me after I left her 😂"
😳 Any chance you still have her number? 😂 |
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By *viatrixWoman 8 hours ago
Back in Surrey, Dahlings! |
A man I was only moderately into physically, but man he could sweet talk me. Lovebombed me until he had me head over heels and then broke my heart. Meh.
I used to hate his work shoes. Haha I woukd look at them from the bed and be turned off 😂😂😂😂And he looked amazing in uniform but he put so little effort out of it. Such an average man. |
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