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Men want you to have tiny holes but then want to gape them so their not tiny anymore.
You have to be a hotwife or a unicorn or some other type of animal
You have to have massive tits or tiny perky tits.
A peach or there not interested.
Have a bush or no bush - no inbetween more points if its a red bush.
Might delete this - no point- messagess never get read had enough. |
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"Men want you to have tiny holes but then want to gape them so their not tiny anymore.
You have to be a hotwife or a unicorn or some other type of animal
You have to have massive tits or tiny perky tits.
A peach or there not interested.
Have a bush or no bush - no inbetween more points if its a red bush.
Might delete this - no point- messagess never get read had enough. "
Brilliant 😂😂 |
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"Men want you to have tiny holes but then want to gape them so their not tiny anymore.
You have to be a hotwife or a unicorn or some other type of animal
You have to have massive tits or tiny perky tits.
A peach or there not interested.
Have a bush or no bush - no inbetween more points if its a red bush.
Might delete this - no point- messagess never get read had enough. "
Lool your not wrong with some of this, why do we as meant want them tight but have the internal want to gape them it must be psychological |
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Nothing is perfect, just a lot of imperfections that make someone more attractive than any filtered, posed picture, any perfect profile, we all have struggles fitting into pigeon holes so why not just be proud of being you. |
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I like everything about a women .. especially if she turns up!
TT …. Us men aren’t nearly as complicated as we make out … yes we get flu far worse then any other of gods creations and we may all want a 10 inch appendage down below .. ( if we didn’t have one already that is) but deep down we don’t need women to be perfect …. But we do need women .. |
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Men in emails: I'm going to rim you then we have anal and I make you squirt and then we do 67 positions and make a porno then we do dvp and dp and airtight then I cum like a horse and drown u.
Men in person: OH GOD MY COCKS IN HER MOUTH!!!!
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"Men in emails: I'm going to rim you then we have anal and I make you squirt and then we do 67 positions and make a porno then we do dvp and dp and airtight then I cum like a horse and drown u.
Men in person: OH GOD MY COCKS IN HER MOUTH!!!!
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"Men in emails: I'm going to rim you then we have anal and I make you squirt and then we do 67 positions and make a porno then we do dvp and dp and airtight then I cum like a horse and drown u.
Men in person: OH GOD MY COCKS IN HER MOUTH!!!!
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This made me laugh xx 😄😄😄 |
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"Men in emails: I'm going to rim you then we have anal and I make you squirt and then we do 67 positions and make a porno then we do dvp and dp and airtight then I cum like a horse and drown u.
Men in person: OH GOD MY COCKS IN HER MOUTH!!!!
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Fujnt yes but also soooo true … |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 4 hours ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
I've now got a vision of some guy in a boiler suit with a clipboard and a pencil, looking at each of us in turn, ticking things off from that list as appropriate until he gets to a bit where he sucks air in through his teeth and marks a cross  |
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"Men in emails: I'm going to rim you then we have anal and I make you squirt and then we do 67 positions and make a porno then we do dvp and dp and airtight then I cum like a horse and drown u.
Men in person: OH GOD MY COCKS IN HER MOUTH!!!!
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Bit lazy not getting to at least 69 |
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"I've now got a vision of some guy in a boiler suit with a clipboard and a pencil, looking at each of us in turn, ticking things off from that list as appropriate until he gets to a bit where he sucks air in through his teeth and marks a cross "
Has that never happened to you Tina? It did on my last meet i only got 3 ticks out of 10 so he went home when hed finished his coffee |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 4 hours ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
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Has that never happened to you Tina? It did on my last meet i only got 3 ticks out of 10 so he went home when hed finished his coffee"
Yes, he had me up on a ramp and everything.
He ticked off massive tits after a consultation with a colleague who said they were off the chart, but still counted.
It was only when he got down to checking hole size that he failed me on a non-standard attachment  |
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"I've now got a vision of some guy in a boiler suit with a clipboard and a pencil, looking at each of us in turn, ticking things off from that list as appropriate until he gets to a bit where he sucks air in through his teeth and marks a cross
Has that never happened to you Tina? It did on my last meet i only got 3 ticks out of 10 so he went home when hed finished his coffee"
Wtaf …. Was he mad ! ! |
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"I've now got a vision of some guy in a boiler suit with a clipboard and a pencil, looking at each of us in turn, ticking things off from that list as appropriate until he gets to a bit where he sucks air in through his teeth and marks a cross
Has that never happened to you Tina? It did on my last meet i only got 3 ticks out of 10 so he went home when hed finished his coffee
Wtaf …. Was he mad ! ! "
Im joking darren, ive never been speed dating before 😘 |
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It's difficult for women at clubs, all those men to choose from in their sandles and white socks smelling like they haven't washed in a week. What to do if they aprroach you...smile and nod along or tell them to go and have a wash. |
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"It's difficult for women at clubs, all those men to choose from in their sandles and white socks smelling like they haven't washed in a week. What to do if they aprroach you...smile and nod along or tell them to go and have a wash."
This is what i mean its just so hard for us as women. Those men have it so easy |
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Given the number of men vs women on here I think its insane if guys are have are having those kind of tick lists.
I'm just happy to get a reply, even a polite no. I'm not exactly Bradley Cooper myself so I'm certainly not going to worry about how hairy someone's pussy is, I dont care, I love a full bush, I love shaven and anything in between.
Surely, especially as a guy on here someone who is up for a laugh and a bit horny is winning? It is for me |
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By *Effy-Woman 4 hours ago
Scotland |
"Given the number of men vs women on here I think its insane if guys are have are having those kind of tick lists.
I'm just happy to get a reply, even a polite no. I'm not exactly Bradley Cooper myself so I'm certainly not going to worry about how hairy someone's pussy is, I dont care, I love a full bush, I love shaven and anything in between.
Surely, especially as a guy on here someone who is up for a laugh and a bit horny is winning? It is for me"
Women like when men have prefrences and aren't willing to fuck the first person that gives them attention. |
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"Men in emails: I'm going to rim you then we have anal and I make you squirt and then we do 67 positions and make a porno then we do dvp and dp and airtight then I cum like a horse and drown u.
Men in person: OH GOD MY COCKS IN HER MOUTH!!!!
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I would love the opportunity to have my cock in a womans mouth |
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"It's difficult for women at clubs, all those men to choose from in their sandles and white socks smelling like they haven't washed in a week. What to do if they aprroach you...smile and nod along or tell them to go and have a wash.
This is what i mean its just so hard for us as women. Those men have it so easy"
Exactly, turn up and wear a pair of boxers. No nails, lashes, hair and make and a new playsuit for them. X |
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"Poor women😂
Thankyou! Finally someone sympathises
Although, no woman understands manflu - worse than childbirth😳
Yeah i agree wholeheartedly with you there "
And… the male menopause! It’s not easy getting into leather trousers! |
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By *it62Man 4 hours ago
leeds/Bradford |
I'm sure you have a point OP
It is difficult for us men too
Some women want girth and some want length, many want both
Be clean shaven
Be over 5ft 10in
Have hair, not bald
The realism of it all is that everyone has preferences but some are prepared to compromise them just to get laid.... |
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"I'm sure you have a point OP
It is difficult for us men too
Some women want girth and some want length, many want both
Be clean shaven
Be over 5ft 10in
Have hair, not bald
The realism of it all is that everyone has preferences but some are prepared to compromise them just to get laid...."
Theres another thread for the men to whinge let us women moan in peace 😘 |
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"I'm sure you have a point OP
It is difficult for us men too
Some women want girth and some want length, many want both
Be clean shaven
Be over 5ft 10in
Have hair, not bald
The realism of it all is that everyone has preferences but some are prepared to compromise them just to get laid....
Theres another thread for the men to whinge let us women moan in peace 😘"
Women don’t moan …. They get even …. !!
Quietly subtly but ruthlessly even |
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"Men want you to have tiny holes but then want to gape them so their not tiny anymore.
You have to be a hotwife or a unicorn or some other type of animal
You have to have massive tits or tiny perky tits.
A peach or there not interested.
Have a bush or no bush - no inbetween more points if its a red bush.
Might delete this - no point- messagess never get read had enough. "
Aawwwww do you want me to give you some profile tips? Dont give up OP x more effort equals results babe!
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"Men want you to have tiny holes but then want to gape them so their not tiny anymore.
You have to be a hotwife or a unicorn or some other type of animal
You have to have massive tits or tiny perky tits.
A peach or there not interested.
Have a bush or no bush - no inbetween more points if its a red bush.
Might delete this - no point- messagess never get read had enough. "
As long as you are nice and there's some kinda attraction
Nothing really bothers most guys(saying this as a guy)
😂 I think you forgot about body art(tattoos and piercings) |
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I must not be manly like most men. For I'm not full of bravado, I'm humble and discerning. Though you might have to be a little batshit crazy to put up with me. But if I ever get man flu, have the hearse on standby, it's lethal. |
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"Men want you to have tiny holes but then want to gape them so their not tiny anymore.
You have to be a hotwife or a unicorn or some other type of animal
You have to have massive tits or tiny perky tits.
A peach or there not interested.
Have a bush or no bush - no inbetween more points if its a red bush.
Might delete this - no point- messagess never get read had enough. "
 TT you never fail to make me laugh . 10/10 for new profile pic 🤣😂 |
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"It’s not difficult to be a woman at all. Suck his cock, make him cum. He’ll be putty in your hands after that, and ‘details’ won’t matter…..😉"
P.S; don’t spread that around, or you’ll upset all the male cocksuckers in Fab if the ladies start sucking cocks again…..😬👍 |
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"Men want you to have tiny holes but then want to gape them so their not tiny anymore.
You have to be a hotwife or a unicorn or some other type of animal
You have to have massive tits or tiny perky tits.
A peach or there not interested.
Have a bush or no bush - no inbetween more points if its a red bush.
Might delete this - no point- messagess never get read had enough. "
No, no, no! There's way too much punctuation and correct grammar here. We can actually understand what you're saying! 🤦🏻♀️ |
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"I took the best of both and merged into the ultra Pokemon level supreme being .
Life is easy now  is this like Twins where you are Arnie, but there is a Danny Di Vito offsetting your supremeness ? "
Yes but my twins are my two boobs .. the left one fits the right one for dominance and power |
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"Men want you to have tiny holes but then want to gape them so their not tiny anymore.
You have to be a hotwife or a unicorn or some other type of animal
You have to have massive tits or tiny perky tits.
A peach or there not interested.
Have a bush or no bush - no inbetween more points if its a red bush.
Might delete this - no point- messagess never get read had enough. "
Wait,what! We have preferences? |
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"Men want you to have tiny holes but then want to gape them so their not tiny anymore.
You have to be a hotwife or a unicorn or some other type of animal
You have to have massive tits or tiny perky tits.
A peach or there not interested.
Have a bush or no bush - no inbetween more points if its a red bush.
Might delete this - no point- messagess never get read had enough.
Wait,what! We have preferences? "
I know! Ridiculous |
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