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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman  over a year ago

evesham

right - me and _emmefatale have decided its time for mr 'anal' to put his cock where his ass is!!

we will both watch him perform this amazing act and report back on here, 2 reports of the action so the story is corroborated and this can be put back in its (disappointing??) bed.

watch this space....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can't wait

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"right - me and _emmefatale have decided its time for mr 'anal' to put his cock where his ass is!!

we will both watch him perform this amazing act and report back on here, 2 reports of the action so the story is corroborated and this can be put back in its (disappointing??) bed.

watch this space...."

ok then big boy..pm me your msn details

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)  over a year ago

birmingham


"watch this space...."

I'm watching but please hurry up!

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay

Lends Evesham my sick bucket just in case it's one of those stunts that ends in a diobolical injury....

Keep thinking back to my late father wringing the neck of a chicken and the head coming off in his hand...

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)

Running a book but need to balance out as all the money is on a dooper at the first fence

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i commend u brave girls!!! xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I bet he backs out...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm on pins here

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I bet he backs out... "

No he will skulk off with his tail between his legs lmao

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By *andKCouple  over a year ago

Norfolk

Hurry up I need to go to bed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is he there yet ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Any news? Hurry up shameless is on E4

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm on pins here "

I'm knitting on my pins ...been ages since I had a good guillotine knit

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By *andKCouple  over a year ago

Norfolk

has he has he? can he can he? come on put us out of our suspenders

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm on pins here

I'm knitting on my pins ...been ages since I had a good guillotine knit "

I'm going crosseyed ... one on the puta and one on shameless

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"right - me and _emmefatale have decided its time for mr 'anal' to put his cock where his ass is!!

we will both watch him perform this amazing act and report back on here, 2 reports of the action so the story is corroborated and this can be put back in its (disappointing??) bed.

watch this space...."

To prove that this isn't just a subtle ploy to get women to meet him I think that in the interest of fair play that if he can't put his cock in his own ass, he can't put it in yours either. Fair? hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

so is it as the OP says? ...... a nonsensical end?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm having pm's now ... I don't want to watch I just want to know lol

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)  over a year ago

birmingham


"Is he there yet ? "

Has he come yet?

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By *eelmeeMan  over a year ago

exmouth

please x goon i pretty please ya something you have too see x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You all need to get out more. Failing that I have a tin of paint you can all watch dry lol

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

this is a long winded process!!!!!

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)

Sat on phone here and hell it will be dawn before he get the nerve up lol

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By *illyCouple  over a year ago

Coventry

I take it this is a private thing?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"this is a long winded process!!!!! "

there's medication he can take for that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He said it would only take two minutes .... it's like waiting for the end of one of those £1:50 a minute calls lol

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)  over a year ago

birmingham


"this is a long winded process!!!!! "

I'm on nights, so I'll ne here till 05:00

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By *illyCouple  over a year ago

Coventry

Even were excited now and We don't know what's going on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

perhaps he has creative block

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)

Yehh but no but yehh but no but yehh but no ........errrrr its got soft!

Fuck's sake i want to get on with my phone call Here !!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)  over a year ago

birmingham


"Fuck's sake i want to get on with my phone call Here !!!!"

Can you give us an example instead!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Even were excited now and We don't know what's going on "

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Fuck's sake i want to get on with my phone call Here !!!!

Can you give us an example instead! "

Well i wish he would hurry up then i can get on with talking to her on the phone!

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)  over a year ago

birmingham


"Fuck's sake i want to get on with my phone call Here !!!!

Can you give us an example instead!

Well i wish he would hurry up then i can get on with talking to her on the phone! "

Keep her waiting It'll stop her buying shoes lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

tuttttttt.... I should be writing replies to all my hundreds of mails not wasting my time here

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Fuck's sake i want to get on with my phone call Here !!!!

Can you give us an example instead!

Well i wish he would hurry up then i can get on with talking to her on the phone!

Keep her waiting It'll stop her buying shoes lol "

Naaaa she is on a shoe bad till feb

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)  over a year ago

birmingham


"Fuck's sake i want to get on with my phone call Here !!!!

Can you give us an example instead!

Well i wish he would hurry up then i can get on with talking to her on the phone!

Keep her waiting It'll stop her buying shoes lol

Naaaa she is on a shoe bad till feb "

I hope she don't see that comment

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"tuttttttt.... I should be writing replies to all my hundreds of mails not wasting my time here "

I'm not waiting anymore ... I'm not .. really I'm not

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)  over a year ago

birmingham


"tuttttttt.... I should be writing replies to all my hundreds of mails not wasting my time here "

At this rate, this thread will be as old as his anal thread

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)

Its started!

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)

Finger up his arse!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

one fart and it will be all over

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)

Dripping baby oil over his ass!

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)

Very loose arse!

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)

Noooooooooooooooooooo

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)  over a year ago

birmingham


"Dripping baby oil over his ass! "

Don't think I want to know anymore

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)

OMG!!!!!!!

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)

There is a can of sommat !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OMG!!!!!!! "
???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
Forum Mod


"There is a can of sommat !!!! "

Worms

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm still not waiting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is a can of sommat !!!! "

special brew ????

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)

Ahhhahhhhhh!!!!!!!

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)

Feking phone relay here!

Had to promise shoes for this!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

is it lite or full fat?

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)

struggling for wood!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"struggling for wood! "

fekk me stunna was right, there are shelves up there!

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)

I assume no one wants more lol i don't lmao

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"struggling for wood!

fekk me stunna was right, there are shelves up there!"

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)

Bugger i am off for a beer

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman  over a year ago

evesham

crap crap crap - comp crashed and now i think i missed it

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

well i can say i saw something but not what i was expecting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I demand a rematch!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman  over a year ago

evesham

awwwwwwwwww have just said hello......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"well i can say i saw something but not what i was expecting

"

up over the shoulder and down his back ???

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"well i can say i saw something but not what i was expecting

up over the shoulder and down his back ??? "

tell bigbad i need shoes after that!!!! i need a drink

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

well? did he or didn't he get it up there?????

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"well i can say i saw something but not what i was expecting

up over the shoulder and down his back ??? tell bigbad i need shoes after that!!!! i need a drink "

scared now

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By *eelmeeMan  over a year ago

exmouth

i did can i show anyone else? x just getting warmed up

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

oooooooooooooh errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr well........

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

so long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbyeeee! xxxxxx

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By *eelmeeMan  over a year ago

exmouth

you saw it xxx thanks !! anyone else x

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By *eelmeeMan  over a year ago

exmouth

any other lady wanna see on a roll just show too ladys x

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By *ickmealloverWoman  over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

what did I miss

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"what did I miss "

not a fat lot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

PMSL WTF LOL

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

so?????

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"so?????"

you'll have to ask femme for a full report but when i saw it he wasnt hard and it didnt stay in unless his finger was poking it down lol

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"so?????

you'll have to ask femme for a full report but when i saw it he wasnt hard and it didnt stay in unless his finger was poking it down lol"

ty, Ill def sleep better tonight knowing that...

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By *eelmeeMan  over a year ago

exmouth

yeah dream on finger lol anyone wanna seeme prove a hard cock in anal?

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"yeah dream on finger lol anyone wanna seeme prove a hard cock in anal? "
nope

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"yeah dream on finger lol anyone wanna seeme prove a hard cock in anal? "

oh god he's off again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ach I got my fella back in chat again tonight asking if I wanted him to wank in a cup and drink it for me.... next trick please!

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"ach I got my fella back in chat again tonight asking if I wanted him to wank in a cup and drink it for me.... next trick please!"
oh nice.......must be a full moon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Better a full moon than a full cup

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Better a full moon than a full cup "
as long as its not a mooncup..il cope

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Better a full moon than a full cup as long as its not a mooncup..il cope "

OMFG!!! nooooooo lmao!

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Better a full moon than a full cup as long as its not a mooncup..il cope

OMFG!!! nooooooo lmao! "

oh laine..shame on you.....dont u want to save the planet??? lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Better a full moon than a full cup as long as its not a mooncup..il cope

OMFG!!! nooooooo lmao!

oh laine..shame on you.....dont u want to save the planet??? lol "

I got so annoyed with my daughter preaching her eco ethos to me I nearly got her one ... and was gonna tell here where to stick it too

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Better a full moon than a full cup as long as its not a mooncup..il cope

OMFG!!! nooooooo lmao!

oh laine..shame on you.....dont u want to save the planet??? lol

I got so annoyed with my daughter preaching her eco ethos to me I nearly got her one ... and was gonna tell here where to stick it too "

my gp tried to persuade me to have one!!! i declined politely!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hope you said "up yer chuff!"

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Hope you said "up yer chuff!" "
yes verbatim i did!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

explain to the yokel whats a moon cup??xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ach I got my fella back in chat again tonight asking if I wanted him to wank in a cup and drink it for me.... next trick please!"

OMG I thought I had heard it all but thats a new one on me

Think I would pass if ever offered eeeewwwwwwwww

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"explain to the yokel whats a moon cup??xx "
check ya inbox

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By *eelmeeMan  over a year ago

exmouth

please let me prove it too you and see what you think x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"explain to the yokel whats a moon cup??xx "

Its used instead of tampons and is washable or so I have heard.

ewwwww was all I said when I was offered one

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"please let me prove it too you and see what you think x"
oh honey give up now eh?????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ach I got my fella back in chat again tonight asking if I wanted him to wank in a cup and drink it for me.... next trick please!

OMG I thought I had heard it all but thats a new one on me

Think I would pass if ever offered eeeewwwwwwwww

Shona

x x x "

It's not the first time I've been asked if I want to watch, don't suppose it will be the last time either.....definition of a well hard lass....?

husband ... gies a blowie hen

wife.... am busy wank in a cup ah'll drink it in the mornin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ach I got my fella back in chat again tonight asking if I wanted him to wank in a cup and drink it for me.... next trick please!

OMG I thought I had heard it all but thats a new one on me

Think I would pass if ever offered eeeewwwwwwwww

Shona

x x x

It's not the first time I've been asked if I want to watch, don't suppose it will be the last time either.....definition of a well hard lass....?

husband ... gies a blowie hen

wife.... am busy wank in a cup ah'll drink it in the mornin

"

How do you contain the excitement??

Shona

x x x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"explain to the yokel whats a moon cup??xx

Its used instead of tampons and is washable or so I have heard.

ewwwww was all I said when I was offered one

Shona

x x x "

ew ew ew ew ew ew

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