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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
Notting |
Ewww - or fucking funny????????????
Sorry - buti cant help but laugh when someone lets rip!!!
Esp if they not sure how you gonna react and you look at there face while you keep a straight one.
Never grew outta that one.
To me FARTS ARE FUNNY!!!!!! |
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
Notting |
"well ladies, thank you for your excellent company. I'm off to fart in bed. And yes, my farts do smell of roses xx"
Good!!!!
Mine smell of Tulips 
Camping morning farts are still the best!!!
Cant even hide em as everyone can hear!!!
lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We were at a company conference about 10yrs ago, and as the conference was getting underway, our chairman tripped as he stepped forward and knocked the mike stand over and he dropped his speach notes.
His secretary ran forward to help and as she bent down to pick the notes up, she let one rip, straight into the mike. Fookin 'ell, it was Condorde taking off 
The poor lass was overcome with embarrassment and we didn't see her again at that meeting |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"We were at a company conference about 10yrs ago, and as the conference was getting underway, our chairman tripped as he stepped forward and knocked the mike stand over and he dropped his speach notes.
His secretary ran forward to help and as she bent down to pick the notes up, she let one rip, straight into the mike. Fookin 'ell, it was Condorde taking off
The poor lass was overcome with embarrassment and we didn't see her again at that meeting "
lmao
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By *-and-KCouple
over a year ago
Back of Beyond |
Now I don't mind ladies farting especially during oral, I know its difficult to control muscle spasms at such a time as orgasm,
But the woman I was giving oral to at a recent party absolutely freaking stank!! I mean it couldn't have been worse if I had stuck my nose in a bucket of shit! She could have warned me before hand  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now I don't mind ladies farting especially during oral, I know its difficult to control muscle spasms at such a time as orgasm,
But the woman I was giving oral to at a recent party absolutely freaking stank!! I mean it couldn't have been worse if I had stuck my nose in a bucket of shit! She could have warned me before hand "
LMFAO!!!!  |
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By *-and-KCouple
over a year ago
Back of Beyond |
"Now I don't mind ladies farting especially during oral, I know its difficult to control muscle spasms at such a time as orgasm,
But the woman I was giving oral to at a recent party absolutely freaking stank!! I mean it couldn't have been worse if I had stuck my nose in a bucket of shit! She could have warned me before hand
LMFAO!!!! "
Its funny now, but at the time it put me off for the rest of the night, I could physically taste it in my mouth, not nice |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Now I don't mind ladies farting especially during oral, I know its difficult to control muscle spasms at such a time as orgasm,
But the woman I was giving oral to at a recent party absolutely freaking stank!! I mean it couldn't have been worse if I had stuck my nose in a bucket of shit! She could have warned me before hand
LMFAO!!!!
Its funny now, but at the time it put me off for the rest of the night, I could physically taste it in my mouth, not nice "
I'm sorry, but that has literally got me crying with laughter. And I bet your eyes were watering too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now I don't mind ladies farting especially during oral, I know its difficult to control muscle spasms at such a time as orgasm"
really? i think i would mind if someone farted while i was giving them oral!! |
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"Now I don't mind ladies farting especially during oral, I know its difficult to control muscle spasms at such a time as orgasm,
But the woman I was giving oral to at a recent party absolutely freaking stank!! I mean it couldn't have been worse if I had stuck my nose in a bucket of shit! She could have warned me before hand
LMFAO!!!!
Its funny now, but at the time it put me off for the rest of the night, I could physically taste it in my mouth, not nice "
me thinks was rimming like |
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Shhhhhhhhhh
its true i tells ya   "
oh Peaches me lover - i did think of you!!!!
HEHEEEEE
And Diamonds - at least my blowing off made you aware that i was awake- well i was after THAT one anyway, hehehehe xxxx
I heard a joke the other day, two people having sex and the lady farted.
Blo9ke says OMG what was that,
Lady says - my front hole was so happy with what you were doing that my back hole blew you a kiss!!!!
hehehehehehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shhhhhhhhhh
its true i tells ya
oh Peaches me lover - i did think of you!!!!
HEHEEEEE
And Diamonds - at least my blowing off made you aware that i was awake- well i was after THAT one anyway, hehehehe xxxx
I heard a joke the other day, two people having sex and the lady farted.
Blo9ke says OMG what was that,
Lady says - my front hole was so happy with what you were doing that my back hole blew you a kiss!!!!
hehehehehehe"
Mine are quite musical ya know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And...........
I farted once at mcvities ..in one of the basement loos while me and a mate was having a crafty fag.
She thought some fooker was knocking on the windows.
Ive never seen her move so fast and put the fag out. lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And...........
I farted once at mcvities ..in one of the basement loos while me and a mate was having a crafty fag.
She thought some fooker was knocking on the windows.
Ive never seen her move so fast and put the fag out. lmao "
She was being polite, pretending she thought it was a knocking on the window, she was actually worried about the methane explosion!! |
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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago
warwickshire |
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I heard a joke the other day, two people having sex and the lady farted.
Blo9ke says OMG what was that,
Lady says - my front hole was so happy with what you were doing that my back hole blew you a kiss!!!!
hehehehehehe"
I thought you were going to tell of the geezer who had led a sheltered life indulging in his first 69 when the woman farted.
She apologised, he gritted his teeth and carried on but a few seconds later she dropped another one, a real eye-waterer.
At that point he gets up and says, "I'm sorry, but we've got to stop. I don't think I can bear another 67 of those" |
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
Notting |
When i was kid - about 2 years ago..lol
My dad used to do BIG stinky farts.
He used to trap me head between his legs and tell me to breathe deep.
If you breathe deep he said, the smell will go away quicker"!!!!
lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I done once walking into my sons bedroom...it sounded like i had said. "hellooooo"
hahahahah he didnt think it was funny but i was on the floor. "
I am crying laughing here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Farts that sound like Bird call are funny...
What bird that be then Snoggy????
Chicken
ya do the dance too??? "
Cant help but flap your arms in time to the beat...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I done once walking into my sons bedroom...it sounded like i had said. "hellooooo"
hahahahah he didnt think it was funny but i was on the floor. "
That really did make me laugh!! |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Farts that sound like Bird call are funny...
What bird that be then Snoggy????
Chicken
ya do the dance too???
Cant help but flap your arms in time to the beat... "
Your still thinking chickens aint ya |
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Farts that sound like Bird call are funny...
What bird that be then Snoggy????
Chicken
ya do the dance too???
Cant help but flap your arms in time to the beat...
Your still thinking chickens aint ya "
Barrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Trumps with lumps..........not good  "
trumps with lumps - love it!!!!
Hehehehehe
I remember once at my mates and i farted - and it sounded wet - she said - ewwww did you follow thru - i repsonded taughtly NO I HAVNET - stuck my hand down the back of my pants and ran off!!!!
MY god did we laugh =- and nearly caused another spurt!!!!
LOL |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"did you know that when you fart in the bath, it says waterbottle, waterbottle, waterbottle "
you have far too much time on your hands lol, why are men fascinated with farts anyway....and they pull a fart face too.........whats all that about |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"did you know that when you fart in the bath, it says waterbottle, waterbottle, waterbottle you have far too much time on your hands lol, why are men fascinated with farts anyway....and they pull a fart face too.........whats all that about "
Why are females fascinated about farts that they have to start a thread about them |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"did you know that when you fart in the bath, it says waterbottle, waterbottle, waterbottle you have far too much time on your hands lol, why are men fascinated with farts anyway....and they pull a fart face too.........whats all that about
Why are females fascinated about farts that they have to start a thread about them "
you answer mine and il answer yours! |
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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago
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This post is sooooooooooooooo funny it's got me pissing out straight.
reminds me of a joke.
A cpl just got together and feeling amorous the girl says I fancy a 69, bloke says yeah I'm game but whats a 69? So she explains and they get into position as as he gets his head down between her legs she lets rip a snorter,the guy lifts his head and says fucks me love I can't stand another 68 of them.
Well it tickled me when I first heard it about 40 yrs ago |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"This post is sooooooooooooooo funny it's got me pissing out straight.
reminds me of a joke.
A cpl just got together and feeling amorous the girl says I fancy a 69, bloke says yeah I'm game but whats a 69? So she explains and they get into position as as he gets his head down between her legs she lets rip a snorter,the guy lifts his head and says fucks me love I can't stand another 68 of them.
Well it tickled me when I first heard it about 40 yrs ago "
fuck me.....A MAN WHO CAN PISS STRAIGHT!!!!! LMAO |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"did you know that when you fart in the bath, it says waterbottle, waterbottle, waterbottle you have far too much time on your hands lol, why are men fascinated with farts anyway....and they pull a fart face too.........whats all that about "
And lift their leg |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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farts are funny , natural thing for the body to do , dont see the point in being red faced about it , got to be done , but do love the ones where you know other people are looking at you thinking what the hell has that boy eaten lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i cant stop laughin here!!! farts are funny and anyone who doesnt find them amusin is a borin fart!!!
to up the league .......... the fanny fart!! cracks me up everytime excuse the pun!! xxx |
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